Excuse me for I have made clown. What other aminals should I clown?

I am SO happy to watch portuguese Bluey dubs, not only because it's increasing my language comprehension, but because I finally have a respectable excuse to watch Bluey.

Are those one guys still trapped in space?

I dont wanna do my job! I wanna shop for clown animals and draw clown animals!!!! This is bullshit!!!!

AI BEN CARSON TOLD ME DRINKING WARM WATER GIVES YOU DEMENTIA - Panel 1 of 6 I think I'm gonna post these individually over time, since they're not really part of a story. However, they are all up together on my website […] [Original post on bark.lgbt]

ARM THE WHORES

HOME - PAINTED DOGGIE COMICS Panels 1-4 of 30 This one took me quite a while, guys. Sorry for the long wait! Thanks for reading! If you like my comics and would like to get them in your email inbox as soon as I publish, sign up for free on my website: painteddoggie.com :blobfoxboopcute:

Why is bombas like this

I want fuckin pie. How do I get pie

Mug: "Don't talk to me til I've had my out of context Moomin panels"

I hurt my shoulder brushing my teeth :blobfoxcryreach:

Hey guess what? I DO want to hear about your dreams. What'd your brain make up? Why'd it do that?? Very interesting.

Ooo bitmoji bitches piss me off so bad

I AM ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED CONSTANTLY

What am I supposed to do when asked to perform work for a new jail? Is there a way I can refuse and not get fired?

Hey how do you guys stay abreast of the latest fascisms without having a mental break down at work? Asking for a friend.

I have obtained linux

"Could you forward me your notes from the meeting?" My notes from the meeting:

That was the FIRST TIME she even WORE that yellow polka-dot bikini and they went and wrote an entire song about it??? Thats so rude.

That Theseus fellow really needs to get his ship together.

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Let's all go to the store and steal *together*

STRAWBERRY FESTIVAL - Painted Doggie Comics (Panels 1-2 of 2) Hey why am I like this? At least I can make a lil guy about it. He pants fall down. :blobfoxgooglycry: #comics #art #punk #indie #mastoart #fox #wolf #strawberry #cartoon #furry_irl #anthro #funny

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"In a world full of Soulja Boys, you must strive to become a Baha MAN" - Karl Marx

I fuckin LOVE obtaining 15 money

NO LIFE, ONLY WORK - PAINTED DOGGIE COMICS I regret to inform you that I have accepted an offer for a position with another company... I truly, truly do. (PANELS 1-4 OF 12)

Today is the day I I get big food after work. It's big food day! That's all that's keeping me going

I wish I had powers

I MISS AWAY MESSAGES - Painted Doggie Comic (1/1) Remember when you could get off the internet? Or was that just a dream? #comics #mastoart #art #imscaredofmyphone #furry

In regards to my new job and my cellphone bill:

Look, I'll admit it's looking pretty bad out there, but I think bernie can still win

Is "down by the bay" just a song about how annoying that guys mom is?

I cut my dogs' nails. Everyone clap.

Websites broken cause hostgator customer service deleted all my DNS records at 5 am. They claimed they fixed it, but we'll see. I wish I knew shit about computer besides that the internet is a series of tubes.

Can someone knock me out with a big cartoon hammer real quick?

MOTHMAN THERAPY - Painted Doggie Comics (1-4 of 12) Foxwolf doesn't know why she feels this way. Maybe Mothman has some helpful advice. #art #comic #mastoart #furry #depression #mentalhealth #artist #anthro #furryart #mothman #westvirginia #cryptid #therapy […] [Original post on bark.lgbt]

Why cant I google where shit is in my house?

I like the penguin mug for the volume of liquid it holds, not because I'm a furry. But I am also a furry.

Keith urban is fuckin Australian what the fuck

Hey how the fuck do you draw?

THE FUNCTION - Painted Doggie Comic (1/6) #comic #familygatherings #merrychristmas #themostwonderfultimeoftheyear #socialanxiety #neurodivergentchristmas #idontwanttobehere #canwegohomenow #inlaws #religiousfamily #socialbattery #furry #furrychristmas

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[description of injury, grooming, meme template from tiktok] HAND-CRAFTED PEPE MEME - Painted Doggie Comic (1/12) #comic #meme #furry #anthro #mastoart #fox #wolf #injury #leginjury

People say don't get a monkey as a pet because of a long list of legitimate reason, but then people say you should have a children, theyre miracles??? A human baby is the final boss of pet monkeys.

I have no idea where this comic is going I just wanted to draw a mothman

GIFT CARDS SHOULD ACCRUE INTEREST

Where should I herd my tiktok followers? They aren't gonna come to mastodon because its not anything like tiktok, and instagram hates me since I'm not a sentient Stanley cup.

I'll say it. It's the coolest greatest act I've ever been alive for. Great job, keep it up. I'll take no further questions.