the man I live with ate all the good chips and now all that’s left are Fritos and Doritos and I hate those! @audax.bsky.social answer for your fucking crimes

sometimes I will do a thing, and upon review someone will tell me “if you did this, it would probably be faster” and brother that’s the thing, I don’t want it to be faster. the joy is in the work, you see.

another week ahead? is this going to keep happening forever or what

guess I’ll bind another book I don’t have shit else to do right now

this is really hard because tv is not my thing Arrested Development 30 Rock Flavor of Love American Horror Story S1 Lost I Think You Should Leave The Practice Archer Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law The Rehearsal American Dad SpongeBob SquarePants that’s all I got but these are my essentials

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what am I gonna do for moms dead day ?!?!

finishing a physical book hits different

we’re back on night shift yall and my switch already died so ummm what can we get into tonight

COOL SHIT

2 years ago today, Kendrick Lamar dropped his single, “euphoria.”

GOD

busy ass weekend I need another weekend for recovery before the week begins I beg

this is an insane fumble like good god

I’ve listened to Pet Sounds three times through today and I think I’m getting it

I don’t think it’s cool to make your elementary aged children sell their toys to get new toys!

we need bits of rock in us to live, we wear rocks, I’m starting to thing there is something to rocks. 61 minutes left on shift

1 hour 15 left on shift

Two hours left on shift

okay I’m down a Wikipedia rabbit hole and apparently they took the biggest uncut diamond in the world and spent seven years making it into a kinda of ugly vaguely falcon shaped rock

okay regina

MICHAEL is incredible. Entire audience singing. A full theater dancing nonstop. Children throwing their popcorn and sodas at the screen. Dogs barking at max volume. Multiple couples sucking and fucking in full view. Statues of Mother Theresa shattered with hammers. It’s perfect.

did you know frequent nose bleeds can be a sign of leukemia? in children? did you know I have found my daughter covered in blood from her nose bleeding twice in the past couple months? it’s probably not related though probably nothing!

if you have never experienced the speed running community but you are into video games I beg you to watching a summoning salt video. they bouncing off rats yall!

the cool thing about carrying your bookbinding materials wherever you go like some kind of fucking ancient scribe is you nevvverr knoooowww when your hand is gonna get jabbed by one of the five awls floating around your purse

what do you mean I’m finally getting a switch two for Mother’s Day and I’m working six 12s in a row including Mother’s Day someone fucking sedate me

on that wild wild westrogen

'Shrek' was released 25 years ago today.

I did it I went back to work and nobody asked me why I was out and nothing was was weird and I didn’t fall asleep :)

just got on TikTok for the first time in a while and the amount of people commenting on clearly staged skits or AI as if it’s real is extremely alarming.

Cleaning out the belly button piercing that has been unused for like 15 years is a really harrowing experience every single time. the amount of gunk that comes out is frightening and the smell is foul. i hate it, and i didn’t even like having a belly ring! no one talks this!

son: sister is kicking me *sister is sitting on couch kicking in the air not aiming at anyone” me: then move son: okay *son moves on couch, then scoots closer to sister and starts kicking her in the head* me: OKAY NO STOP NOPE son: I wanted to kick too

I wasn't gonna post this here, I would have been content to see the YouTube algorithm get it like 10 views, but got nothing. If you wanna watch me making something for my makerspace and rambling while dipping my toes back into video stuff, here ya go.

ultron song from iron man and friends goes absolutely insane

daycare teacher today told me I look like I work out and she wanted to try some Pilates classes. I told her I’m just thin and wear athleisure. And I think that’s perfect example of thin privilege - people assume you must be doing something while when you’re fat they’re like “you look sloppy 🙂”

high of 89 for my daughter’s tea party birthday tomorrow and like I’m not stranger to heat but gahdamn could we have gotten a little spring weather? IN APRIL???

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this morning I was trying to poop while my daughter actively tries to climb into my arms and I said “I’m trying to poop” and she abruptly stopped, grabbed toilet paper, and starting trying to wipe my butt. while I was still pooping.

when I talk about the whole thyroid cancer thing I typically downplay it a lot because it was a thing for like three months and it was removed. however when ever anything is wrong with me physically for more than five minutes my first thought is “the cancer is back and it has metastasized” 🙃

like I said

I will really never have a baby this small again huh

crawling out of bed at 10am like “whoops”

when you’re mean to me, this is who you’re being mean to

I have been nauseous to the point of needing medication every day for like two months and like I need it to end.

I love posting one message in the northernlion discord every six months and then closing it out and not looking it again until the next time. don’t even wait for replies.

I could explain how every time I thought my life was calm and getting better as a kid it was actually just getting worse slower until BAM it’s real bad but I’ll save that for my therapist

my daughter will be two on Wednesday. When my son turned two he was my whole life and it felt so different. I still care for and love her just the same it just *feels* calmer and to me calm is bad because that means something really bad is about to happen

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if I were a silkworm and had no arms and no legs and you had to carry me in your backpack and I took up 4 inventory slots and you had to exfil with me in your backpack would you still love me