Unpopular opinion: If you post your podcast on Youtube you have an obligation to make it visually interesting.

RE: https://mastodon.social/@thefunnypages/115986762922860064 Plastic surgery isn't going to fix your depression.

Much more popular than its counterpart: finishing inside.

[uspol, metaphors] Right Winger: I'm like that penguin walking to the mountains. Me: The one from that Werner Herzog documentary? Right Winger: What? I dunno. I saw it online. Me: It's the one that's wandering away from its colony and toward certain death. Right Winger: What? No, I'm a […]

Being autistic and trying to psych myself up for literally anything I need to do like:

Sandon Branderson's The Trilborn Mistogy

The Star Trek Voyager episode "Threshold" and the video game "Duke Nukem 3D" came out on the same day 30 years ago.

Why were so many songs from FFVIII references to FFVII characters? "Maybe I'm a Lion" -> Red XIII "The Man With the Machine Gun" -> Barrett "The Loser" -> Cloud "Under Her Control" -> Tifa

Listen, it is objectively funny that these techbros are naming their horrible weapon companies after things from a fantasy book written by a guy who didn't even like AIRPLANES.

My dryer heating coil once again failed. The fact I had a spare sitting in a box waiting to go should tell you everything you need to know.

I can't believe you people tricked me into knowing a that a person named "Olivia Nuzzi" exists. That's valuable memory space that can never be reused.

Apparently "Cosgrove Hall Productions" was named after a guy named Cosgrove and a guy named Hall, and not a place named Cosgrove Hall.

The best thing about Jellyfin is unlike Plex it works fine on the local network when my internet connection fails.

Goof Troof

[uspol] "We're going to show you who the real villains in Minnesota are!" *posts a bunch of photos of ICE agents that look like a protestor put them in the time out corner*

How am I just now finding out that there's a Crusader Kings 3 mod that puts you in A Canticle for Leibowitz?

We're normal men. We can enter a space. We're just innocent men. We can do that transaction.

It's so fun that a law invented to address one white guy getting embarrassed by his video rental history is now a major pillar of consumer privacy protection in America.

Anime about the relationship between a dweeby guy an a girl that seems to despise him. The twist is that she really does hate his guts.

My toxic trait is if you like Tiktok or Youtube Shorts or Instagram Stories or whatever short form vertical video feed, I believe there is something wrong with your brain.

At the thrift store, anyone need an atari 2600 decanter and tumbler set

"If anyone still believes the rumors that TikTok is being censored, my whole FYP is anti-ICE right now, almost without exception." Okay? My hatred and distrust of TikTok is not predicated on what you currently think about your FYP.

Me when I see that guy I hate but I have a cold

🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎

Google has helpfully "introduced" me to Gemini for Google Home a third time.

A baby Axiom is a Lemma.

This dude on TikTok is trying to help his wife get a job, so he wrote a song. I've had this stuck in my head for the past couple of days. Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8fQQP8S/

I wonder if there's a SilvaGunner rip that's the Sonic title screen but the AoStH intro music

In retrospect, I think that spat of "I forced a bot to do X" posts in 2018 were some kind of trauma response projected backwards in time.

Um, actually, I am not "stuck" in a time loop. I can leave whenever I want.

Adobe: We have to bet big on AI so that we're ready for all the artists that want to use AI. People that actually use AI: Why the fuck would I ever open Photoshop?

It's still funny to me that "Muppet version of a movie" is such a common meme when they only ever did it three times, and you've only ever heard of two of them.

I have encountered another person who is like "I have this project but I'm afraid to tell too many people about it because I don't want them to steal my ideas" and its just, your ideas are the least important part. Sorry.

Using an anagram for my display name makes a lot less sense on Bluesky where my handle is @eopoint.com and not @mrencyclopedia

Batman: If I kill a killer, the total number of killers stays the same. The Joker: What if you kill two killers? Batman: ...Shit. Why didn't I think of that? Goddamn! Fuck!

Why are people not plugging in their plug-in hybrids? Do they like pointlessly wasting money on gas that much? https://insideevs.com/news/784328/gm-ceo-phev-plug-in/

The primary use cases for generative AI are writing text nobody is supposed to read, creating images nobody is supposed to look at, and giving answers that nobody is supposed to believe.

Live your life such that nobody notices your passing.

The Dilbert domain expires in one week

Lumpawaroo should have been in the Star Wars sequel trilogy.

MORE LIKE ASS EFFECT

Building myself a DreamPi is really stupid and a waste of my time, right? What am I gonna do, recapture the fleeting experience of my youth?

I am surprised that nobody has ever hacked together an ESP32-based replacement for the Dreamcast modem.

RE: https://flipboard.com/@rollingstone/music-news-dqrh37u8z/-/a-gJdPZpdtTsWosbidpd7wyA%3Aa%3A3199477-%2F0 Not what pro-Bono means, Cher.

Finally, some good news

Evangelical fundamentalist monastery.

None of this would be happening if A More Civilized Age had done podcasts about Andor season 2.

It's time to answer the call. Pick up the banana.