I'm a Budd Dwyer conspiracy theorist. There was a second shooter.

Your package was delivered to your home! Here's a picture of where we dropped it off: <Picture of package sitting in a warehouse surrounded by other packages>

I feel my fixation shifting from my messy isekai lady Brie Zahn to my mechanic cyborg lady Ashley Owen. I have a cool idea for her modular robot arm.

Bluesky is working fine for me I don't know what y'alls problem is

tfw everyone else is asleep but you’re still up #catsofmastodon #FosterKittens

"why is this so funny" is the posting equivalent to a laugh track

I don't care how expensive gasoline gets, I will never stop drinking it

All the people memeing on the Northernlion cruise don't understand it's the lowest stakes version of this you can possibly do. The cruise line is already doing all the hard logistics that make so many fan events into disasters. The worst case scenario here is "bad cruise" which is the worst case […]

Realizing I could pull off a pretty compelling Morshu cosplay.

some of those that Sonic Forces are the same that burn crosses

I have 750 games and apps on my steam deck and the one with the most hours used is "steamgriddb cover art widget"

There's no point in denying it. My favorite video game is "Set up device to play as many games as possible"

A while back I was seeing posts from a dev making a cool Mega Drive game about flying a chevron along a smoothly animating 3D track. I wonder what happened with that.

The past, present, and future walk into a bar. The past was simple. The present was progressive. The future was perfect. It was tense.

this is one hell of a line to read 20 years later

Despicable Me is a lot like Austin Powers. They're both silly comedies wrapped around a sweet heartfelt message of finding your place in a changing world and realizing the value of genuine human connection. Then the sequels cheapened it by tripling down on the silly jokes.

ICONIC.

Time for the birth of terror. Me

Problem: I've been drawing lewd art of a character from my favorite anime; it's increasingly out of character and frankly she deserves better. Solution: File the serial numbers off and remake her as my own character in a parody knockoff version of said anime. New problem: I kinda really like […]

They should make a sequel called 67

Friendly reminder that Gollum was never "A normal halfling named Smeagol" he was always a fucked up weird little halfling that no Hobbit would have put up with.

"You're not getting the full experience when you emulate, you gotta use original hardware" My brother in christ, the first time I played Final Fantasy 6 it was on an early SNES emulator that didn't support transparency effects.

How did we end up having "It is unacceptable for an adult to use their credit card to pay another adult for a lewd drawing" and "It's fine to use a credit card to bet on how many people are going to die in war today" at the same time

* Delivery driver in a gated community. Do not attempt.

I went all in with my Parakeets but he had a Full Grouse. I'm done playing bird poker.

Kojima: I need a name for a guy, he's an artist and animator but he's also a collosal piece of shit. Assistant: How about Andrew Dickman? Kojima: No... Too obvious.

Darth Brooks

Sick transit glorious monday

One thing I noticed when reading Project Hail Mary is that a character speaks with a music-based language but music is only treated like another problem to overcome. At no point is anyone like "Wow both our cultures value music we should bond over this shared value." Knowing what I know about […]

If you're reading a first person story and the narrator says "I" and you think "That's me" then there is something wrong with your brain.

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.

Even Antony Gormley sculptures benefit from googly eyes

All right Bluesky we both know that's not how this works.

This old man, he's a bore He play Knack on PS4

You are allowed to keep drawing girls in bunny suits

Mystery show about a time-travelling detective who shows up to a crime scene and immediately arrests the culprit. The rest of the episode is about the detective's problems in their personal life, which they also immediately solve thanks to time travel.

Genie: So you're saying the show concept included an "aeroshuttle" design that was never used Me: Yeah. Genie: and then later in the series they introduced a super shuttle called the "Delta Flyer" that was a completely different design? Me: Even though it would have totally made sense to […]

I really want a Star Trek game that's like the new Voyager one but set in the TOS era. You're the captain of a fresh off the line Constitution class starship. Take it out on a five year mission to see how much you can discover. Procedurally generated systems and sectors. Stay in Federation […]

Maybe I'm a sucker but this is the good shit right here. Spend more money on this and less money on blowing up the world.

Artist advice like "draw from your shoulder" is completely alien to me. I don't even throw from my shoulder. You might as well tell me to draw from my pelvis.

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing

"I have to back this kickstarter for this cool TTRPG book" -guy who hasn't played a TTRPG in decades.

This sign raises many questions, which probably should be answered by the sign but aren't

On this Trans day of visibility shout out to all the eggs that cracked when the German version of Grandia 2 called them a girl every time they missed an attack.

Need Five Speed: Manual Transmission

yeah, i used to vape

I think everyone should have a personal website that is poorly/badly/sloppily coded and hard to navigate.

"I dislike social commentary. Like... I really hate it." - Guy who likes writing books where people put aside their differences and come together to perform incredible feats

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