"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is 'never let a man only known for bankruptcy and pedophilia negotiate terms'!"

The Reflecting Pool Follow my cartoons and accompanying written commentary on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com For @rawstory.com

Heard there's swamp creatures in the WH once reflection pool🙄🤣

MINUS: All that money to watch a tiny TV screen with grainy resolution. PLUS: "Cosmic avocado"

George Conway hits the 🎯 with this brilliant campaign ad hitting the Malignant-Narcissist-in-Chief directly in his massive, but fragile ego. 🤣 I'm Mar🐫 & I approve of his message! 🇺🇸

Maybe instead of renaming the “Department of Defense” the “Department of War” Pete should have more accurately called it the “Department of Expensive Humiliation”

So let me get this straight. We're about to spend $300 billion rebuilding Iran after spending $80 billion destroying it, while telling Americans on Medicaid we can't afford to cover their care???

The next reporter to ask Donald Trump: “Sir, multiply 203 by 9. Now, divide that by 2. Now, add 1,324. And subtract 1,292. Finally, multiply that number by 19. What is the answer?” wins. Because there is no way this lying moron could do that.

Can we please liberate The u.s. from trump and maga before we liberate Cuba or any other country???

When politicians say they can't hold corporations accountable, remember: they can. They just choose not to.

This isn't red vs blue; it's the billionaire merchants of death vs the other 99.9%. They: -sell our personal data -bill our government per prisoner -profit off war -interfer in farming -overcharge for healthcare -control oil And convince rural folks to buy guns to fight those that oppose them

I've never seen a series finale as funny, emotionally impactful and downright spectacular as last night's Late Show! What a pleasure it was to meet the hundreds of staff members and thank them personally (and pose for selfies) for entertaining us for more than a decade. ♥️🙏-mh #GoneButNeverForgotten

It's Time for the U.S. West coast to Secede frim the U.S and join Canada!! Maybe northern blue is states too!

Funny how the all the people ransacking the Capitol on January 6 were liberals, plants, and ANTIFA—until there was money to be made from it.

The implosion of the GOP is only beginning. And it will accelerate. But we can't just sit by and idly watch. We need to keep pushing for accountability—and ultimately for impeachment and removal of the president and his cabinet (of which the vice president is a member).

Watch Stephen Colbert's show and then never watch CBS again. Make em feel it.

For two years, Mike Johnson refused to hang the plaque on the wall honoring police officers who defended the Capitol on J6 against a mob of violent rioters, even though a law was passed to mandate it. But he supports paying over a billion dollars to the criminal rioters.

For more than a decade, Stephen Colbert has been one of the top voices of late night—making us laugh and, even more importantly, reminding us who we are and what America stands for. Michelle and I enjoyed being Stephen’s guests—even when the games were rigged—and we’re grateful to call him a friend.

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Ok, I admit it, i got teary eyed watching the final Colbert Late Show. Damn you trump and cbs!!!

MAGA FOLLOWS the delusional bubble headed rulings of a person so deranged, so complicit with evil that he cannot tell what day it it. America's child rapist, war monger and 100% diseased White House Squatter

Why should anyone pay taxes if it's all going to trump and cult followers??

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I love this interview. Where is Barbara Walter’s when you need her?

Why should anyone pay taxes if it's all going to trump and cult followers??

You're entitled to your own opinion. You're NOT entitled to your own facts. #BelieveTheScience What he said 💯 👇 👇 👇

If Donald Trump tries to confirm a Supreme Court justice in his final two years, Senate Democrats must follow The McConnell Rule™… WHO AGREES?! 🤚

Raise that proud hand, HIGH! 🤚

Look what I got at Walmart today. And before anyone says That's AI slop, YES, ITS REAL!!!! #grogu #themandalorian #starwara #nillawaffers

Texas voters just sent the book banners packing. Not in California. Not in New York. In Texas. Across the state, voters went to the polls and threw out right-wing school board members who built their local political brands on book bans, anti-LGBTQ policies and Christian nationalist culture-war panic

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Which is the backwards country now, United States?

Hey Budgens, what’s the best 12th Doctor episode?

So sweet to be included in such excellent company! ❤️🙏🏻

"I just cancelled my 8-year-old birthday party that your mommy said you weren't going to. Consider yourself uninvited, loser! So there!"

Happy 89th Birthday George Takei!

CNN put together a montage of Trump saying as far back as March 9 that his war against Iran "is going to be finished pretty quickly," then him saying that same thing over and over for the past six weeks

“The United States is being murdered, and it’s an inside job. Every department, every branch, every bureau and function of the federal government is being fatally corrupted or altogether dismantled or disabled.”

I'd like to petition to remove Caitlyn Jenner from being part of the Trans community... Also Blaire White! ...Haven't we been through enough already?

TOMORROW: Be a part of history! Show the world that the majority of Americans oppose the most corrupt, inept, criminal, orange "president" in U.S. History. NO KINGS. Also: NO SERIAL LIARS/CONVICTED FELONS/ADJUDICATED RAPISTS & NO ILLEGAL WAR IN IRAN Be there. Make your voices heard! 🇺🇸 ✊ #NO_KINGS

So kristi noem's hubby is as Crossdresser that like to talk to chat with Fetish models... And they like to Harrass trans and drag queens?? Geezzzzz

😭😭😭 MAJOR BREAKING: A judge orders the Trump administration to halt construction of $400 million White House ballroom unless Congress approves the plan. apnews.com/article/trum...

You just wonder each day what these people have in store for you next.