Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness

Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara told his officers that they have a duty to intervene if they see ICE committing crimes and will be fired if they don't. We need a lot more of this. www.ms.now/news/minneap...

I guess next i’ll have to check out the chernobyl miniseries. I watched a short documentary on youtube and throughout the whole thing I had this horrible nausea and anxiety

Just saw someone who was like “um OBVIOUSLY the reason genai was rolled out so fast was so we’d doubt everything was real… when it came to the TRUTH ABOUT DIDDY.” Like… just Diddy. Only that particular case. All these multibillion dollar companies working round the clock for years, just for him

Morse code is one of those things I really want to learn, but god it feels hard

Got my first $5 amazon payout on FreeCash. It’s your typical “play games and make pennies” app, but so far a LOT less buggy and time waste-y than, say, Pogo. Every game works so far. I’ve earned $12.58 after playing 4 games a couple times a day for 17 days so far. freecash.com/r/2db6bcd121

Okay, cool, i got my 15 pack of monster. Combined with the 2 I bought the other day, that’s enough for… awhile. I just feel happier when I have a nice fruity energy drink.

On this day in 1867, in a tiny log cabin in the big woods just outside of Pepin, Wisconsin, Caroline and Charles Ingalls welcomed their second daughter: a little brown haired girl named Laura Elizabeth. Happy 159th Birthday, Laura Ingalls Wilder!

The urge to reply “May 24” to all of these “4 months to live” posts

“If they are sending the boats away, they might just as well put some people in them.”

Turist Ömer Uzay Yolunda predates TMP by a full six years, making it the first Star Trek feature film I don’t make the rules!

"No I meant that shit" -- and he won't lose a single supporter because that's what we are as a country now. Dumb and racist

Haha apparently M just discovered the magical and wonderful world of MANUL, she changed her userpic to a big fat round pallas cat

Now why would I hear a cat’s nails go skittering across the hardwood floor, when there’s only one cat and she’s in here with me ☹️ She also heard it, and went “rrrrrt?” in response So what is it? Ghost of Binky?! Ghost of FLUFFY BOY?!

ARGH i forgot to get PEANUT BUTTER! Of all the stupid things!

Another alarmingly good theme song. And an opening sequence that misleads you into thinking you’re about to watch something decent.

Apparently a terrible show, but a BANGER of a theme song. Like, alarmingly good.

this is how we all found out that season 9 of dallas was just a dream, right?

[February 4th, 1986] KSTP-TV 6pm News

You want me to both be careful AND be careful? What if I’m not able to do both?!

2015. No, the basket was not big enough for two cats. Not even close. But did she care? A THOUSAND TIMES NO

So I apparently went right to the worst possible source to learn details about the Nancy Guthrie case; All the stuff I “learned” in the video is unconfirmed and probably nonsense. Ashleigh Banfield it turns out is a hack grifter and BFFs with megyn kelly. She’s saying it was 100% the son in law

lmao me and my “I can never find a USB cable”, I just found FIVE of them in the beside table drawer. This isn’t even “the usb cable drawer”. There are countless more in the desk. 😭 Lightning, A, C, all tangled up and jumbled. They’re worse than hair ties.

Nowi ☹️

Oh man I might need to go down the Nancy Guthrie rabbit hole because I guess it’s a lot messier than I realized. This isn’t just “we haven’t seen her and she maybe wandered off” like i initially thought

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Major update: Bombshell new Epstein files vindicate Virginia Giuffre and undermine Andrew and Maxwell’s claims. DOJ in complete chaos as ICE refuses to follow court orders, attorneys seek to quit, and more are overwhelmed. One of the most important updates I have done thus far.

The thing that gets me about this is how easy would it have been to just NOT go to that fucking island and do all these unspeakable things?! Now they’re running around panicking, reprogramming AI systems to do damage control and like… you’re easily the stupidest fucking people in history

First, A Mouthful of Cherries seems like the exact same kind of engagement farmer as AltNPS. Post after post of "like and share if you agree" type stuff. AltNPS took a post by another engagement farmer and used it to farm engagement. Farming the farmers. FarmersOnly, you could say.

A large CAVA bag stuffed with what it says is $50,000 for White House Border Czar Tom Homan. It’s been reported Homan took bribery money when he was recorded by the FBI accepting a bag full of $50,000 in cash. “ICE GTFO OF MN” Minneapolis February 4, 2026

I managed to get an appointment with my doctor for tomorrow. It’s over video chat but at least that’s something. I want to ask her about these damn horizontal lines on my thumbnails. They were getting better, but now they’re back, and google says they can indicate a bunch of different things

My all-time favorite picture of Pony. This was Pony’s true face. She was the crankiest of boot girls! The mightiest weapon afloat! The Fightin’ Sow! When she uttered her fearsome battle cry, “ACK!”, the very ground trembled underfoot!

Youtube could very easily be subscribing me to channels and I’d have no idea. I’m always going “who is this? Why would I have subscribed to them?” It happened just now. Some random influencer girl who’s half my age. Nothing against her, I’m sure she makes great content for her fellow 18 year olds.

Yoooo I made this compilation of "dead inside Marco" in December, I'm glad you have noticed it too

I know for a fact there have been times in recent history, where the disappearance and probable abduction of the elderly mother of a Today Show anchor would be the top news story for a full week. And now it’s just, in there somewhere.

The way he just always goes around like ☹️, with such a cartoonish downturned mouth… I genuinely don’t remember what his face looks like when he smiles

At exactly 13:00 CST the citywide tornado sirens went off. That’s what they do the first wednesday of every month at 13:00, so I didn’t panic. Instead I wondered why I can hear the sirens so clearly some months, and other months not at all? I also wonder where the siren sound comes from.

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Well going to bed. This was the backyard, but it’s impossible to state how much happened here and how it was the place where so many childhood dreams came true. If the red wooden picnic table, kiddie pool, and swingset were there, it would be just as i remember it. Oh, sandbox too.

been binging Onion Film Standard with Peter Rosenthal. It’s a great show when you only watch one episode at a time over months or years, but when you watch it all at once it’s absolutely phenomenal

Jeffrey Epstein: "I have met some very bad people. None as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body."

This critter has been curled into a donut, purring and trilling to herself. Like she’s having a full on conversation with nobody.

Does anyone else’s youtube like to play random fast food ads in different languages? I’ve had mcdonald’s ads in Spanish, Korean and what I think was Tagalog, and now I just had Popeyes chicken in Spanish. I’m not running a VPN or watching content in non-english languages.

Oh well, i got stuff to do. Because I love you, here is one of the finest advertisements ever to grace the airwaves, just for you: BEHOLD Stephen Colbert… and his eagle.

French police have raided the Paris offices of X and summoned Elon Musk for questioning as part of a cybercrime investigation into artificial intelligence-generated pornographic deepfakes and Holocaust denial. www.ms.now/news/french-...

PFFFF LMAO there are no pictures of my old bedroom. 13 photos. Living room, dining room, kitchen, basement. Two photos of my mother’s room. The same walls. None of mine. 💀💀 The two bedrooms looked very different, like… the one pic isn’t sufficient to determine the look of the second.

oh mein gott there are pictures of the inside of my old house on zillow My FIRST house, the one where I spent the first 12 years of my life After we moved I was gutted, and I would trespass on the property like a creep, just trying to get a glimpse of the inside, to see what they changed

Alexander Skarsgård crushes ‘SNL,’ Pete Davidson spoofs Tom Homan, ICE