Best part of homeownership: it's your house. Worst part of homeownership: it's your house.

Best sign nominee.

Apparently the white house decided to join bluesky. I guess this means x 2.0 now right?

Banksville. Potomac Ave. Caller says that his neighbor keeps mooning him when they see each other in public. Caller does not like this.

Mt. Washington. Ruth Street - South Hills Retirement Residence. Caller is in a care facility and said that someone's grandson snuck some pot in and is smoking up with grandma.

Squirrel Hill. Murray Ave - Fine Wine and Good Spirits. Caller, a narc, said that they watched someone buy alcohol for minors.

Downtown. Midtown Towers. Caller said that she went to UPMC and they tricked her and stole her bones. Caller would like her bones back.

Mt. Washington. Grandview Overlook. Caller said three kids are looking at the skyline and are passing a joint around. Caller doesn’t like this.

Oakland. Louisa Street. Caller says that a bunch of kids parked a box truck in front of a fire hydrant and are unloading items into a house. Caller says that this is dangerous. Welcome back, Pitt students. #PittArrival

East Liberty. Centre Ave. Caller says that children are being loud, play fighting with each other, and generally seeming to be having a good time. Caller doesn't like this.

Overheard between two middle-schoolers: "C'mon, it's only 15 graphic novels!" "15 is a lot." "Your faves have hundreds of volumes." "Yeah, but I read those on my phone so I don't see how much that is. You showed me 15 books & it's like..." -pantomimes a stack of books with his hands- "...A LOT."

You don't get a job in the Taco Administration unless you know jack-shit about fuck-all for the position you were given.

weed

Got temp banned on reddit for being mean to republicans

Been a while but I'm streaming today! Twitch.tv/dewdropcat

East Liberty. 6005 Penn Ave - Sam's Shoes. Caller says that a very drunk man is in the store attempting to get a drink and causing a bit of trouble. The man doesn't to seem fully understand that this is a shoe store.

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Undermined really said ACAB #wow #warcraft #goblinrights #acab

Market Square. Market Square. Caller says a lady in pink is kung fu fighting like 8 other people in front of the Chipotle and holding her own.

Anyone have any luck with the love rocket this year? #wow #warcraft #loveisintheair

John Fetterman really proves that you gotta have brain damage to be a republican

Morning sky gang!

I should be more active on here. Sorry bout that guys!

How is everyone doing tonight? I am sleeby

"Video games cause violence" Meanwhile, me reloading my save because I accidentally made one of the characters sad

Looks like my dad and grandmother got their power back today. Thank you to everyone who shared the gofundme!

My one sim dies and his son, who was coming up to talk to him, runs in all naked and just sees his dad dead. What even is the sims sometimes #sims4

Why do chores and cooking have to hurt my back though? I'd be so much more willing to do it if I didn't ache.

We had thundersnow last night! #weather

It's been a year for sure. #spotifywrapped2024

I'm running low on books in my tbr pile. Drop me some recs. I like fantasy and dystopian/apocalyptic stuff.

me in the family group chat

Question one: I'm here because I heard it was poppin and decided to check it out. Having a good time so far! #gettoknowme

Rip red sun the ptera. You're death was bullshit. *in the arms of an angel plays in the background* #arksurvivalascended #asa #ark

Let's go! #gettoknowme

This app actually has me being social with people online instead of just sharing posts. It's a nice change of pace. Maybe I can have mutuals now.

So far on my a-z challenge I have tamed nothing but I have a small base and a raft. I'm close to where the achatina snails spawn so once I get the veggie cakes it is ON. Then it's on to allos which should be easy I think. Poop is an issue right now without a phiomia. #arksurvivalascended #ark #asa

Thinking that since I'll be hanging at my dad's this week with just my lappy I might do some vanilla ark and challenge myself to tame a-z in order #arksurvivalascended #arksky #asa #ark

Pretty much, huh.

If there's a window there's a cat #ark

My grandmother and father lost their power due to unfortunate circumstances. My grandmother is an oxygen patient and needs power to stay alive. If you can help, please do, if not please share! Thank you! gofund.me/31aaec39 #gofundme #bluesky #crowdfunding #emergency

So apparently my Twitter account was suspended for "inauthentic behavior". Bet that means being anything but conservative.

Funny because true.

My grandmother and father lost their power due to unfortunate circumstances. My grandmother is an oxygen patient and needs power to stay alive. If you can help, please do, if not please share! Thank you! gofund.me/31aaec39 #gofundme #bluesky #crowdfunding #emergency

Should I make some more art today while I'm at work?