Timeline cleanse: my large cat proudly launching himself into a cardboard box.

This is Rose. She's paralyzed in both her back legs from being hit by a car as a stray. But when she sees her wheelchair harness come out, she knows it's time to walk and roll. 14/10 (IG: twopawrose)

FINAL DND SESSION FOR THIS YEAR TONIGHT I'M NOT YELLING YOU'RE YELLING

This sounds like it was made for me. 🤣

Some days you just have to eat the whole bag of carrots.

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

Buy a book. Any book, it doesn't matter which. The one you've been looking forward to, the one with the title that made you laugh, the weighty award-winner you've been meaning to get to. Whatever. Treat yourself. Step away from it all. In this time of gross ignorance & madness, read something.

Picard sanity tip: If there are four lights, say there are four lights.

This is Bear. He is in charge of supervising Thanksgiving dinner preparation. Appointed himself to the role, but takes it very seriously. 14/10 (TT: emileebellant)

Are your #Thanksgiving cooking plans half-baked? 🧑‍🍳 Don’t stew in your own juices—simmer down and take some time ⏲️ out to peruse these vintage manuals for slow cookers, blenders, cookware & ovens. Feast your eyes on even more vintage kitchen manuals, guides, & cookbooks ➡️ archive.org/details/@ias...

Look I paid for the whole computer I will use the whole computer

You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)

I've changed a few things around for the holidays season, so I wanted to let everyone know what's up. I've kept my art and prints on Ko-Fi, however I've moved my leather goods to Etsy. Maybe that will help with looks and presentation. xeshema.carrd.co xeshemaarts.etsy.com

dat snoot

If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features." There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.

Everyone: posting reactions to new Stargate announcement Me: Quietly noting who is a Stargate fan on my timeline in case I finally decide to run the Stargate TTRPG I've had on the back burner for ages.

How your email finds me

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

This is Rudy. He carried out the perfect heist by remembering the four S's: sleep, sneak, steal, skedaddle. 14/10 (TT: rudyrudyroo)

Okay. Maybe peppermint icecream doesn't go well with apple cider. Lesson learned.

I may have bought more icecream. Since it was almost gone at the store and it was payday.

My hubris in thinking I could install a dishwasher without paying someone else to do it. Many, many hours later, the deed is done but I feel like I just wrestled a bear into submission and it nearly beat me.

I have to say, Perry's ice cream brand is killing it lately. First there was the oddity that was Friends giving flavor and now peppermint stick that reminds me of childhood me going to the ice cream shop on the corner.

This is Oakley. He has an injury that requires physical therapy and at-home massages. Luckily, his cat sibling River has been training his whole life for this. 14/10 for both

Best of luck today to everyone beginning their 'one-day-a-day' playthrough! And if you haven't already started Blue Prince, today is the perfect day to begin your adventure : store.steampowered.com/app/1569580/...

Heads up to folks suffering from the end to SNAP benefits in my hometown. The Lawrence, KS, Taco John’s has got your back.

Meet the neighbourhood! Sims Logic begins on Youtube in 2 DAYS!! #simslogic #vldl

I’m sure I’m late to the game with this but I just learned Aldi is selling the ingredients for full Thanksgiving meals (feeds 10 according to the site) for $40 corporate.aldi.us/newsroom/new...

Recent Lorcana pieces have been feelin good to me- it's always such a boost to get to work on characters you're excited about

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: “Oh! I’m in a Dungeons & Dragons group, too. But we’re doing an official, prewritten adventure.” [FRASIER SCOFFS] FRASIER: “Prewritten! The storyteller’s crutch.” BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: “I’m the storyteller.” FRASIER: “… And what is a crutch if not a timeless and wonderful invention?”

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri2w... A little disappointed that they won't have the original Mollymauk coat, but I also get why. It would have been a nightmare to animate all those colors, especially during fight scenes when it's moving around. #criticalrole

🤫🗡❤️ @darringtonpress.bsky.social

Cat: comes over to beg for scraps Me: offers piece of scrambled egg Cat: sniffs and ignores it Me: "You're not excited about it, huh.....you're not EGG-cited about it?" 😆 Cat: deadpan stare My own fur babies don't appreciate my humor.

The epic premiere of #CriticalRole Campaign 4, Episode 1 - "The Fall of Thjazi Fang", is now available on YouTube! ⚔️ 🧭 🪶 WATCH THE C4 PREMIERE ⬇️ https://youtu.be/3Mbynm0pGX0

So halfway through cooking my hamburger helper tonight, I found out we didn't have enough milk. So I subbed half of the milk portion for water minus 1/2 cup and y'know it is pretty tasty.

Hello! I only received one commission last month, so let's extend this through to Christmas!

Anticipation #Sketch #Drawing #Doodle #CriticalRole #Critters #CriticalRoleFanArt #DungeonsAndDragons #DnD #CampaignFour

Waiting on my players to arrive! #dnd #dwarvenforge @dwarvenforge.bsky.social @monsterfightclub.bsky.social Why Phil Collin’s?! Why not!

This is Shark Teeth. She just came over here to stretch and noticed you had a sharable looking sandwich on your lap. What a coincidence. 13/10 (TT: meatboy3000)

This is Douglas. He just got a new stuffed duck friend and is so excited. Thinks he's gonna call them Ducklas. 12/10 (IG: thatgoldendouglas)

Thrifting was lucky today, I found a blue set of headphones and a copy of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, both still in the plastic.

D&D went well last night. In trying to distract a blacksmith so the rogue could steal some weapons, the barbarian cow decided to walk by the establishment and take a large dump in front of the man's store. It was super effective. 😂

This is Seiko. He was just adopted. Now that he finally has a human of his very own, he's never letting go. 14/10 (TT: seikotherescue)

This is Ziggy. He couldn't contain his excitement for pool day. There's nowhere he'd rather be than here with his fish. 13/10 (IG: k9aquaticcenter)

Okay, Wash, I don't even know how you managed to park the ship like that. #nomanssky #serenity #firefly

You can't take the sky from meeee..... #nomanssky #serenity