“Constituent service is very important” and it’s Zohran saying hi to geese. We are healing

Singing My Girl the way the baseball gods intended it

There was an absolute KING in Section 111 at the Mets game, heckling Ozuna for being a wife beater. After the game I told him I hope his pillow is cold tonight

Two 13 year old girls at a sleepover: “He’s so cute! What did he say about me?” Only it’s Trump asking a billionaire about @mayor.nyc.gov

The comments are lacking Mets fans cause we all had this photo saved from last season when he was at the game.

I don’t think anyone will be celebrating

At this point, can NYC just become its own country? The Republic of Mamdanistan, if you will.

“Our sometimes delusional belief that this is the year.” The parade down the Cannon of Heroes will be lit if the Mets can keep their shit together

Send this to a small business who deserves all the funds. Applications are open for the NYC Future Fund: a loan program with affordable, flexible financing for seasonal and growing small businesses. Apply now at nyc.gov/futurefund

Less than two weeks until baseball joins politics in raising my blood pressure

I really need to go back to London

Honestly the NYC subplot is the flex everyone thinks it is

Outside my coffee shop. Random woman: Juan Soto loves that you’re a Mets fan Me: I love Soto back! (I spot a Yankee fan standing there) Me, patting his arm: Awww sorry Yankee fan, Soto is ours now 😂 #Brooklyn #NYC

I love when I mute a MAGA on that other app, knowing they are now screaming into the void of my mentions.

The amount of bots(?) who didn’t see the presser today where he repeatedly said it was just a snowball fight……instead they’re all mad he defended cops?!

Cuteness alert (both the kid in the hat and the kid at home)

The man is in a HAT! It’s a Ramadan miracle!

Honestly a toss up

If you don’t hear from me, it means I gave you up for Lent

Hahaha my mom asked me to look up the NYC Friends Experience and look what Google has in yellow

Guess we know where Bush stands…….nice, subtle burn to Mango Mussolini

Happy Valentines Day Mets fans!

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is meeting with the mayor of Minneapolis to make sure what happened in there doesn’t happen in NYC

I hate being mistaken for an adult because of my age

What’s everyone’s obsession with single people? Let us live our lives the way we see fit. We have companionship, we just don’t define it by romance or situationships. Most people in relationships feel lonely. I rather be single and happy than settle for the wrong person.

i keep waiting for the moment he reminds us all that he's still a politician but then he keeps doing the most genuinely humane and productive things day after day 😭

This is what happens when you elect Millennials 👏👏

“Each unto the dance of love, that joins the Earth to worlds above, and joins ourselves unto each other, each one seen as sister, brother.” 💔❤️

My favorite season begins

A hat but no 🧣 he’s so close. So close.

I had been thinking that if/when Mamdani becomes a dad, I don’t know if we’ll be able to handle it

Nope

This is a sick man

There are people on that other app who hate this man

Apparently the Seahawks and Patriots are playing in the Bad Bunny Bowl this weekend

Let's normalize not asking women whether they have children.

My baby (aka my 22 year old nephew) randomly FaceTimed me today. We had a great conversation. We hung up and I did that logical thing aunts do……..I sent him money.

Every day, this man steps up to the plate and hits the ball. Every. Day. Sometimes it's a single. Sometimes it's a home run. And every day he does it, it makes me angrier and angrier that literally every single mayor before him didn't.

LFG 💙🧡

Got some Ramadan decorations to surprise my work friends with (They come with a nice display). How did I do?

Are you new here?

Why don’t dispensaries take credit cards? It’s all cash or debit?

i need to be able to dm pics pronto

I’m not feeling very worky today

Rat bastard

you know how there are people in the trump administration whose entire job is to come up with new small daily ways of hurting or scaring people, to the point it feels tedious? Mamdani’s administration is the opposite of that.just rolling out little positive, helpful, enriching measures every day.

Today’s reason I love this app….the comments and QTs are celebrating this post and it’s meaning The other app…..”when is white history month?” 🙄