🤣🤣 Gavin is on it!!!

"...I do not fight, I do not break I simply watch the surface shake..." The Crimson Seal "I bite my lip"

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😳 youtu.be/sunsTJa-nuE?...

Does anyone else remember when criminals didn't feel like they had presidential endorsement? Good times.

I'm going to need you to live your life in a way that doesn't embarrass me, but I can't be bothered to show you how to do that properly, so you're just going to have to figure it out for yourself. Don't fuck this up, you little shit. -parents (implied)

We need someone who will take the blame for all the terrible things we have to do to get us out of the financial problems we've caused. We need to find someone who just hates the American people, and would be willing to be hated, as long as they feel like they get revenge. Congress, 2016

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Truth! 🙌🏼 #yourgovernmentatwork #pinks

There's nothing more disgusting than a parent competing with their own child. That behavior indicates a disturbing degree of insecurity in an adult. That's the level of competition you feel comfortable with? Really? You hold all the cards and still feel the need to stack the deck? Unbelievable.

youtu.be/X7qMncTtvnE?... Funny!

I almost feel like this is a setup. Like these cookies are daring me to eat them, but also secretly betting against it.

If you're wealthy enough to have already wrecked the economy once, and you paid attention, you can potentially set yourself up to wreck the economy again, but this time be in a position to take better advantage of all the destruction you cause in other people's lives.

YOLO! I'm not paying back a dime of debt because I'm spending other people's money! ...uh- but I am actually going to need you to pay me what I say you owe me, or I will come and confiscate your shit. -government

We now officially know how much it costs to turn a percentage of Americans into traitors. $50,000 signing bonus and "generous benefits", whatever the hell that means. Based on what I've seen, it means some cowards get to beat up on brown people, just like they've always wanted to do.

Chicago is where Michelle was raised, where I got my start as an organizer, and where we built a family together. When the Obama Presidential Center opens next June, it will be our way to give back to a city that has given us so much. obama.org/presidential-center

Ok A.I. nailed this one, credit where it’s due www.mediaite.com/politics/tru...

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

Congrats, Miami, on the win! Eileen Higgins has won the 2025 mayoral election becoming the city’s first Democratic mayor in 30 years. And a huge thank-you to all the poll workers and volunteers who made it possible! 💙🌊

Hey! Let me borrow a few billion, I've got this amazing idea! You'll love it! Oh....um..actually, that didn't work out the way I thought it would. Let me borrow another couple hundred billion to fix it. -government

Tom Cotton would not even be in Congress, were it not for the huge defense contractors supporting him from the beginning and keeping him flush with cash.

The only thing worse than family members who are openly maga, are the ones who are secretly maga. Like y'all know how bad that is, but instead of working towards self improvement, you hide it and sneak into decent people's company. Actions speak louder than words. Don't think we don't see you.

There are now vehicles which require a paid subscription to reach full speed. Think about that. Think about where that's going.

The wealthy are deliberately separating the common people from their money by tricking them into believing everything's fine while the holiday season's here, despite the fact that the market is in free fall. "Spend all your money! Everything's cool! Promise!"

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As maga members begin to peel off from the main herd, the American people are left in the unenviable position of having to wonder, are these Representatives really interested in internal reform? Or will they always be loyal to an ideal which seems toxic, based on their desire to be removed from it?

NEW: Colorado Secretary of State Jena Griswold (D) is the latest state election leader to reject a request from the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ) to share private, unredacted voter data with the federal government. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

At least they're too dumb to hide it anymore.

Say what you want to about Marjorie Green's intelligence, it's worth noting that she did get off the ship before it really started going under. The orange goblin would probably shoot her in the face if she tried to get into one of the lifeboats, but she got off the ship, at least.

I hope all his little sycophants are keeping track of everything he's going to get impeached for. Somebody's going to have to go to prison for this stuff, and we all know he's going to make sure it ain't him.

400 posts in an hour around midnight is not an activity generally associated with stable, coherent people. Just FYI.