Pigeon pose changed my life. Good morning. Happy Monday.

Did you know that over 1.3M active duty service members and veterans rely on SNAP benefits to feed themselves and their families? Now you know.

People that walk their dogs while staring at their phones: we see you, and we know what you're doing. Quit it. That's gross. If you want to own a dog you have to pick its shit up, not just take it over to someone else's yard so that they have to deal with your dogs excrement.

A handful of real, smoked bacon crumbles can turn a bowl of ramen noodles into a nearly religious event for me.

Marine fungi Because talking over a planet requires commitment

China knew it might be difficult to get to him directly, but not the daughter. The daughter has Chinese patents. China gets what China wants because the daughter gets what the daughter wants from Daddy

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Not to brag, but I had a chatbot compliment me on my pattern matching skills earlier. Just saying.

We've seen this movie before. Stop acting surprised at the shenanigans.

It's a good thing we don't have to worry about wealthy people getting a terminal diagnosis. Can you imagine? In a situation like that they might just throw caution to the wind. Some of these people could sink a whole country, even one the size of the US.

A BLACK PRESIDENT?! oooooohhhh, hell no. I'll get y'all back for this. One day, all y'all are gonna pay. -GOP, 2009

Carpet bombing indicates a total lack of concern for collateral damage. He wasn't s*** bombing Democrats, he was s******* on Americans. No concern for distinction. That's your deity, maga.

I genuinely think that humans possess a "sheep gene," particularly among certain political groups. It's like they’re all following a herd—just waiting for someone to yell "free grass!"

I’m totally all for abolishing the police but at least in Portland today they were hamming it up with the No Kings crowd

Wanting to "own the libs" is such a weird way to try and turn the word "slavery" into a cool sounding catch phrase. It's a little too on the nose, isn't it?

Remember when we all thought the Milky Way galaxy was the entire universe? It really wasn't that long ago, relatively speaking.

Insurance rates up $2000. Food benefits cut off. Farmers unable to sell their crops. Skyrocketing national debt. $40 billion to Argentina. America First!

When you're watching something you're interested in, a video for instance, your mind is in a dangerously suggestive state of mental reception. That's why streaming services abruptly switch to ads so that they can take advantage of your mental vulnerability. Think about that.

"Are you one of them?" Is something we're likely to hear a lot in the near future.

I used to be confused about why right wing men were so upset about trans people. Then I watched a man in orange makeup get up on stage and convince them to vote against their best interests. I get it now. They're scared of what men wearing makeup can talk them into doing.

The 2025 Nobel Peace Prize has been awarded to Venezuelan opposition leader María Corina Machado.

Listen. We only have 4 months to learn Spanish. Here is how you say, “Release the Epstein files.” “Liberar los archivos de Epstein.”

"The virus has convinced the organism that the antibodies are the true threat."

"Oh, hey! Are you on your way to the edge of the cliff too? I can't wait to fly, just like he said we would!" -random maga sheep

Four random photographs from the weekend illustrating the dangers of Golden Gate Park and the chaos and criminal terror which rules the Streets of San Francisco.

Okay, let's see: In ancient Rome, the legislative body became hypercorrupt Then they teamed up Then they killed the dictator After that, they-what's that? We're still at the hyper corrupt and teaming up stage? Oh. Well. Maybe we should let things play out a little further.

The horror!

Stop spider don't touch me there, that's my no spider square. *Indicates entire body*

👇 if TRUMP is BLATANTLY IGNORING the US CONSTITUTION - on WHAT his POWER is FOUNDED ON then ?

I'm old enough to buy a waffle iron. And/or/also I'm so old I bought a waffle iron.

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Toddler president: I want people to think I'm the kind of hero that solves these specific problems! Government official: I'm sorry, sir. We don't actually have those types of problems anymore. Toddler president: we'll see about that.

Sure, our guy's a total nut job, but like, y'all have a few crazies too. So it's cool, right? -Squeaker of the house (Paraphrase)

That head snap, directly towards the cameras, with the look of indignant fury when the escalator stops 😄

Good morning everyone. May your Saturday Be the kind of Saturday That even other Saturdays Speak of with fond remembrance

Losing one's temper is never the result of external circumstances, but is, instead, a momentary lapse in self-awareness and lack of emotional regulation.

Billionaire #1: "hey, do you know what would be really cool? What if we worked together to squeeze every last penny out of those filthy poor people? Then we could get even richer!" Billionaire #2: "let's do it, but what about the law?" Billionaire #1: "I know a guy, really high up. No sweat"

Yup. They should have dropped a net over the podium and taken him to the closest psych ward.

Will I see you there?! They rig maps ＆ silence voters. They rip away freedoms we fought and bled for. They try to silence voices on national TV. This is dictatorship in action. On October 18, we rise to remind the world: America has #NoKings social.demcast.com/s/IIk4v76Y