Shart of the deal.

Trump: Affordability is a line of bullshit. Campaign gold

This video should be enough evidence to invoke the 25th, WTF!

My new doctor gave me a cognitive test and did that remember these three words thing with me at the beginning of the conversation. Hilarious. At the end of my exam, he didn’t remember to ask me what the 3 words were that I needed to remember. So I reminded him. 🤪 Haaaaaaaaa. We had a good laugh.

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

If idiots are providing security, the venue doesn’t matter.

"As everyone knows, I am an extraordinarily brilliant person..." This hollow motherfucker. There's nothing inside but doubt, fear and rage. He lays down in the dark and knows he's a moronic, posturing shit. And every morn begins an epic battle to convince everyone otherwise. It's mental illness.

JD Vance Has One Religion. Whichever Way The Wind Is Blowing To Benefit Himself.

Freeze your credit with all three credit agencies. It's easy to do. It's also easy to temporally unfreeze, if you need to open a new line of credit. Protect yourself.

Arc-de-Dumbass.

I think we can safely remove the title of “leader of the free world” from the US Presidency now

Everyone knows this, but nothing will be done.

Who knew Bagdad Bob had a daughter?

Two weeks. Where have I heard that before?

And Darwin remains undefeated.

It’s been a slider for a while now.

Happy Easter Jesus. What a clown pile

He’s demented. That is all.

Marco Booby-O

We all need to demand 25th Amendment.

I’d ask who radicalized Alito but he’s always been this way. Proud boy masquerading as a judge.

Heading out soon

$5 says, he already has CTE.

A war criminal is in charge of our military fuck him

So, all congress does is hold hearings to insult each other. Is that it? We're so F'd.

Is Dick Army still around? I think he would be perfect as a GOP leader right now. An Army of Dicks like these needs him.

Pete Hegseth and Lindsey Graham should have microphones with built in breathalyzers that won’t work if alcohol is detected.

Operation Epic Stupidity.

I think of this often.

The Lyin King is on TV tonight. It's a re-run

Science will fly you to the moon. Religion will fly you into a building.

Jared needs to go back to his old job as a manakin in the JC Penney boy's department.

Bondi needs to be in prison. What an arrogant ass criminal.

Put a plant and Bergum in a room filled with CO2. See which survives. It would be a real science experiment for the Fox viewers.

"Trump refuses to apologize" is the inevitable headline that follows every misdeed. Apologizing requires a measure of integrity, self-awareness and, yes, confidence. Deep down, this man knows he's a shitpiece. He's terrified that if he's seen admitting an error, he's exposed...

Whoa! Do you mean to tell me there are countries where the mega-rich are not only taxed, but also subject to laws?!?🤯

We'll move on when these jackasses are in prison.

RIP Catherine. Thanks for the laughs.

Who the F do they think they are? Untrained assclown losers.

The gop committee members are reinforcing the fact that they are idiots on national tv.

Trump went from mob boss to total capitulation in one day. I wonder what they said to him? Did they show him some Epstein photos or a pee video? He folded quick. Taco

Restaurant hostesses should ask him if he would like a booster seat. Sawed off dickhead.

The GOP makes outrageous statements over and over without ever showing any shred of proof or evidence. One would think that the MAGAts would eventually catch on. But no, and here we are in the daily shitshow of GOP jackassery.

Say it louder for the those in the back.

I investigate and arrest actual murderers while wearing khakis and loafers.

Bannon has the uncanny ability to look like he woke up in a dumpster every day. Perfect for a MAGA candidate.