How about you embrace this instead

Wholesome content, for once

I like to think I was the funniest girl at the surgery center today 😎

My ganache looking at me like a dying grandmother giving me worldly life advice before she passes on.

Hey there! Check out this story I wrote! It's messy and I had no clue what I was doing but I think it turned out pretty funny and cool! It's NSFW and has people fuckin' in it! If that's not your jam, don't read it! Go have some coffee with cream or something! docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Inspirational

guy 1: i know the project wasn't a success... but you tried really hard on it. so we've decided to give you an ape for effort! :D guy 2: i think the phrase is "an A for effort". guy 1: (loud glass breaking sound, monkey vocalizations in other room) guy 1: uh oh! :D

Me: “I’m sorry sir for the inconvenience that has caused you.” Customer: “You know, I really don’t think you are.” And he was right…I wasn’t.

Gonna put one of these stickers on my car but if you drive too close I just come out and break your windshield with a baseball bat

Fun fact: This piece is the first drawing I had ever done that had its composition informed by the "GOLDEN SPIRAL." See if you can try and find where I had plotted it! 😵

Take a WIP. Not sure if I’ll finish it because I’m afraid to ruin it with sub par shading lol

Take a WIP. Not sure if I’ll finish it because I’m afraid to ruin it with sub par shading lol

A friend and I used to go up to our nerdy friends and then ask them if they were into warrior cats hours apart. The anxiety they got thinking about how obvious it was fueled my chaotic soul. It was one thing for one person to ask but two!?

Syrin is my favorite bitch.

Syrin is my favorite bitch.

Hello #portfolioday Keep drawing, keep creating, keep living! 🐧❤️

Thigh highs on a miqo'te at the beach 👌

I wish that the world wasn't so scary

scales . . .

Um, do you mind?

Hello I'm a penguin and I draw lewds and cuties and D&D pinups! Here's some recent work I'm proud of :) Also here's some artists I am proud of, please go check them out: @tonnerrecomics.bsky.social @jackaltanhorn.bsky.social @momokapeachy.bsky.social @ylvy.bsky.social @vcraptorart.bsky.social

Sketches to prove I’m still here!

You never truly forget the one who taught you how to dougie.

Roscoe makes it difficult for Ru to leave the apartment looking like this.

"You look like the perfect sort of mutt to be my servant, don't you think? And I can tell from your stare that you're way too pathetic to do anything but kneel." "It's okay~ you can beg and kiss my feet and thighs, and I'll crush your head. You don't have the balls fie anything else, right~?"

Roscoe makes it difficult for Ru to leave the apartment looking like this.

Forever grateful my husband didn’t know me during my Hetalia phase.

Chef’s kiss but it’s just a full on make out sesh.

Been handling my stress pretty well lately but this week has really been sending my fight or flight into a tizzy. Gotta talk myself out of so many manic episodes of “I’m gonna quit this job” and “I want to raise quails”

wake me up for dinner 🐥🐸

spotted on my walk

fawwn. gouache painting on paper

"Are you just going to stare, or what?" ♥

It's always such a joy to take part in portfolioday and see what my fellow artists have been up to! Hope you all find lots of cool projects 🤝

Come join the revel of Slaanesh! We have sea food! 🦀

Horse breeds, according to my brain 🐴 #illustration #horses

“Don't let me in with no intention to keep me Jesus Christ, don't be kind to me Honey, don't feed me, I will come back” Syrus and Axl are my favorite toxic couple to draw. Not my greatest work but I’m crawling my way out of this art block.

new word

say this 5 times fast

"Do I really give off the vibe of someone who fucks a lot?" This giant hunk of a dude is one of the stars of my friend's story, "Temporary Roommates"!

"A big red dude coming out of nowhere to smooch my guy isn't even in the top 10 weirdest things I've had happen on a first date." This lively gal is one of the stars of my friend's story, "Temporary Roommates"!

Found this little judgmental muffin at work today.

She's never gonna take the dang thing off now . . .

"As if I have much going for me beyond big muscles and bigger anxiety." This handsome guy is one of the stars of my friend's story, "Temporary Roommates"!

Smithy

Adjusting

Rufus’s Model sheet. Most of Roscoe’s friends wonder how he ended up dating such a grump like Ru, but I suppose Rossi just sees the best in everyone. Ru likes cooking, cats, and drawing. He’s usually very quiet and keeps to himself but is also very overprotective of Rossi.