Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much garlic to put in. You measure that with your heart.

Nowadays, I really only watch the news so when IT happens I can be one of the first to hear it and start celebrating.

This is Stanley. He just helped solve a 160-year-old murder by digging up a bottle of poison in his backyard. Just two doors down in 1865, Mary Ann Ashford poisoned her husband's tea to be with her younger lover. Since his discovery, Stanley has stopped digging. 15/10

Never in my life have I believed Iran state media over our own government. Until now. That’s not being “unpatriotic,” it’s having a brain that functions.

Oh, just die already, you annoying, incompetent, vulgar fool.

I remember thinking, Richard Nixon is the worst President I’m ever going to see. Then Reagan came along. And then George W. But, wow, honestly I had no idea.

Pathetic sociopath Donald Trump has just given all of us permission to celebrate the death of someone we didn't like. I'm hoping that license comes in handy very, very soon.

Ugh. 95 degrees right now. Not worth it to put the AC on because tomorrow will be 58 degrees. Make it make sense. #climatechange

The wrong guy died today.

If a single FBI whistle blower simply releases all Epstein files unredacted, the war against Iran is over days later, y'all realize that?

Dang it. I'm now hooked on #TheTraitors. Started w/Traitors Celebrity UK & now need to start watching all of them. (Well, the English speaking ones that is)

Posting this EVERY DAMN DAY!!

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Same.

This is a picture of a cat who has decided he's not gonna move from his heating pad until he knows it's going to be warm out...which should be Friday. Temp today is 30F with snow and Friday should be 80F...

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Interesting. Kent resigns from NCTC

Turned on this ... Whatever this thing is... happening in the oval office. So unhinged. 25th amendment would be a good thing to do now, only if the Clown Shoe Cabinet had a spine to do so.

The Oscars next year are happening during the 50th Anniversary of Star Wars. They should have @markhamillofficial.bsky.social and Harrison Ford present an award together. It could be the Luke/Han reunion we were sadly denied in the sequel trilogy.

Watched One Battle After Another & Sinners today. Sinners was the better of the two. I was on the edge of my seat the entire time w/ Sinners. Didn't know how the story would end. OBAA was good, definitely should have been nominated, but I didn't feel as engaged to the story. #oscars

Misty Copeland performs ballet during the “I Lied To You” musical segment from ‘SINNERS’ at the 2026 Oscars. #Sinners #Oscars2026

Iran, please wait in line until your number is called.

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This is Mandarin. She was found as a stray with a broken leg, making it painful to walk. Her leg has been splinted until she can get surgery to repair the bone. Then she'll need laser therapy to help retain mobility. You can donate to her care below ❤️‍🩹 1510.fan/mandarin-bsd

😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻 Bonded 1 year old cats. DIPPER & MABEL. Both bios below. Please adopt them. They're just adorable Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter (516) 785-5220 3320 Beltagh Avenue Wantagh, NY, 11793 MABEL 🩷👇🩷 www.petfinder.com/cat/mabel-2b... DIPPER 👇🤍👇 www.petfinder.com/cat/dipper-3...

Please end this "spring forward/fall back" bullshit I am DYING

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This is the economic cycle of the United States. It's weird that people have not caught on to this. What does this say about the electorate?

Just watched KPop Demon Hunters... I'm now obsessed with the blue cat and three eyed bird with the funny hat. #kpopdemonhunters #netflix #movies

Not electing Kamala Harris has got to be the most colossal fuck up America has ever made .

😭 Why does Daylight Saving Time have to be tomorrow? Why do we have to change our clocks? I will be tired for at least two weeks. Miserable. Will be harder to concentrate at work.

Quick reminder: Epstein.

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Idiocracy in action....

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A helpful overview of the Straight of Hormuz and the global ripple effect of an Iranian blockade.

Ricky is under EUTH COMMAND for tomorrow MARCH 3. No fault of his own, he was surrendered because his family could not afford vet care for his health issues. He's a sweet senior, and I'm hoping for a miracle for him. Can you adopt, pull, foster, or pledge to save his life? He has one day.

Let’s all call Massie today and get him to switch parties. Then force Gonzalez to resign. Then get the gavel, issue some subpoenas, and impeach some motherfuckers

WTF. Wake up to find out we're bombing Iran? I hate this timeline.

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

I'm in Denver with a bunch of other kittens and we all need homes... 24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...

💔 STORM 💔 358 days just looking at a concrete wall. All this beautiful dog wants is to be loved. Let's find her a home. Repost Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter (516) 785-5220 3320 Beltagh Avenue Wantagh, NY, 11793 Bio 👇 24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/... Video 👇 www.facebook.com/reel/9085086...

Formal invitation to the hockey team sent,,, if any people with connections to the hockey team wanna have them email my team my bio. I’m for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾