OOC : // Big contender for my favorite Ralsei quote

You know rectangles? They're like messed-up squares?

OOC : // I do hope ppl like MaggieRalsei in spite of my very sporadic activity on him... (and, well. many of my other accounts too ig LOL)

// now he has to go around on all these kids’ wacky adventures and he’s not even living on one of the cool ones. he’s on the wimp.

OOC : // Very amused by the idea of Ralsei having the Dealmaker equipped bc it makes Spamton's one-sided beef with him 1000x funnier

( Gay ... ? )

THE RANDOM [Salesman1997] YOU RECRUITED IN [Chapter 2] OF YOUR JRPG ADVENTURE WHEN YOU HAVE TO FIGHT THE ANGEL

The " Mikes " in the Mike Room keep talking to me like I'm a landlord ... and leaving stacks of Dark Dollars outside my room for " rent " ...

The more I'm with you two, I realize... Friendship... isn't just... About being happy all the time. It's something far, far greater than I could've imagined...

I didn't ask to know, but I do. I... I'm sorry if it creeps you out! I'm sorry if I... don't tell you everything. It's just... sometimes, knowing things... It hurts. And if anyone's going to hurt... Let it... just be me, okay?

Young knight, your words were accepted once before. Already, they are bottled up in a masonry jar, where, aged with time, they will one day be opened in a far season to blossom with the whisper of old grapes. Continue babbling, and the chalice shall overflow into turbulence, and lose all meaning.

No one on this street knows, no one in this mall knows, no one in this bar knows, and none of my friends know — surely, none of my colleagues, nor do my family

... I... thought... The life of a living being like you is so unique. So precious. This fake world... isn't worth that risk.

I can love you now, now that you've fallen down. You easily lose your leaves, slow down.

There is nothing you don't know. I can't tell you a story that doesn't exist. You understand, don't you?

OOC : // Idk where the sudden surge of Ralsei muse came from. Unfortunate Artemis is currently not active to witness it 😔

As for where I've been, um ... ! A little white dog infiltrated Castle Town and took my phone ... 💧

I've been looking at some new recipes lately ... does chocolate cake sound good to anyone ?

* Some things you can't rewrite;☀️

* I BET THEY'RE WAITING FOR ME ･:*:･ﾟ☆ 》》 ON THE PLAYER SELECT SCREEN ! 🎮 ・゜゜・．LISTENING TO STRANGELY ♬ GROOVY ♬ MUSIC!!! ☆ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ INDIE BERDLY — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🌐 ⟬ #DELTARUNERP ÷ #MVRP ÷ #RPSKY ⟭

⚀ ──────────────── ୨ৎ ╰┈ ➤ WE ARE ✮ L I V E ✮ ♪   WE ARE ⋆.˚✮ O N A I R 🎧✮˚.⋆ ılıılıılıılı WE ARE ıllı R E C O R D I N G ıllı   🎤 YOU ARE BACKGROUND NOISE .ᐟ  ˗ˏˋ NOW GET OUT ᝰ .ᐟ ˎˊ˗ ✄ ──────────────── ⚃ BATTAT / GREEN PIPPINS — PENNED BY #MAGNETICDOG! 🖊️🎲 ⟬ #DELTARUNERP : #MVRP : #RPSKY ⟭

huphuphuphuphup [ * running around with a stretcher ]

[ tearing up ] Ralsei I’m sending a pippins rescue team right now OK just hang on

OOC : // When I watched a playthrough of Chapter 4 and Ralsei tried to heal Jackenstein I thought his magic straight up wasn't working on him because it just doesn't work for certain types of Darkners... probably a dumb assumption to make but I thought it was an interesting idea

Do you want to see the oats I have in my pocket? Let me show you- (oats blow away in the wind)

Like And Repost If Spamton Is A Zestfest

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temp pinned. penned by richie

temp pinned. written by eli :) #deltarunerp

Determination. (written by artemis.) (au depiction of frisk, see replies.) [ #MVRP | #UTRP | #DRRP ]

MIKE ALL DAY, MIKE ALL NIGHT!;🎙

⠀ I WIPED MY TEARS ON MY FACE AND NECK AND THE BACKS OF MY EARS AND SAID “NOW IT’S SWEAT, NOW IT’S SWEAT, IT’S SWEAT NOW” spamton. like the rest of the addisons, just a little unlucky. more info below. written by eli :) #deltarunerp / #rpsky ⠀

⠀ IF GOD MADE ME THIS WAY, THEN I DON’T THINK HE TRUSTS ME kris dreemurr. the cage, with human soul and parts. more info below. written by eli :) #deltarunerp / #rpsky ⠀

Sorry . That was my phone .

damn, i can't see anything.... [ ralsei's ringtone blaring loud as fuck ] ddid you guys hear that

Ralsei got a notification

You can't be talking like that, green baby

You can't be talking like that, purple baby .

@lonelymonarchy.bsky.social Another little Ralsei flavor. Cute. HP amount is high, you don't need to worry about that. ... Less strawberry this time. More a gentle s'more flavor? Damn, I really like this one. It's just a feel-good flavor, you know what I mean?

* That Flower? Noelle "SAID" it was a "get well soon" gift for me! * . . . p-please don't tell her I used the quotations . . . #DELTARUNERP - #MVRP - #RPSKY

This very long life spent mostly in an indefinite eternal childhood where he never really grew up until he left the site of his trauma(s) is a really gut-punching way of making physically real the kind of very old child you become when you grow up too fast.

// hes evil

ALWAYS ONLINE AND I NEVER RESET — ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ #drrp | penned by lily — I'VE GOT IT ON DISC AND I NEVER FORGET!

TWO, ONE, ㅤWE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN! 🎶

OOC : // Went through the archive and found some old Ralsei tweets from 2021

OOC : // I think I've done just enough with him now that I can ask. How's my Ralsei portrayal guys