.... did you say those are markers..... maaan.... ive been suckin the juice outta them because i thought they were lil drink vials for when the artist gets thirsty!!!!

WHAT.......................

maggie i want you to know this is the face i envisioned her making here))

Hoohoo!!! hoohoo!!!!! [ * Drawing. Having fun. ]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKK

YAAAY!!!!

I dooooo though!!!!! I love you soooo much!!!!

oooh hh okay!!!!! yayy!!!!! i love you!!!!

ifeel funnie :)

yay!!!! yay!!!! [ * Catching it in his mouth much like a dog. ]

i do i do!!!!!!

huh? :D

FANTASIZING AGAIN!!!!!!!

I HAVE NOTHING APPROPRIATE TO SAY!!!!!!

oh did i show up during baby talks again.... i think i need to leave

me getting on my accts just to make a stupid ass joke))

Sometimes I fantasize about Battie coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her t-shirt. Is there any hope for me?

You look great by the way!

Hi ^_^

EVERYONE MOVE!!!!!!!!! IM BEING SO SERIOUS!!!!!! I WILL RUN SOMEONE OVER IF I HAVE TO!!!!!!

I miss my beautiful wife (we are not married)

[ * Hanging from the ceiling like a piñata. ]

🤤

yeahhh anytime sweetheart 🥴

youre so gongeous :]

YEEEEEEEP IM THE #1 MAGGIETAT FAN EVER!!!!!!))

"the fans" you can just say bambi /silly))

[ * Give him a moment... ] ... oh! hi battie! ^_^ <3

[ * DICE DOWN!!!!! ]

aww youre so cute ^_^ I feel faint. catch me.

oh! because i think youre really pretty! ^_^

why what

huh?

it was me but that was because usually when i see you i get so hard that i pass out

who keeps letting that kid in here....

Lets pelt that guy with rocks

eggs...... [ * shudders. ]

didnt ask. if you dont want to continue with them you should be the one to "fuck off" since you started it

Didnt you show up first.......

bsky.app/profile/anti... Done. Feel free to spread this list as I am going to be keeping it as up todate as i can.

they will be strapping me to a firework soon

stack a battie, a yippins, and a dia for a traffic light :]

Battie. Get behind me.

[ achoo! ]

lets remember anatomy of the yippins 🙂‍↕️))

boss doesnt like knowing whats underneath my poncho so i have to wear extra layers

[ sniffing around like a dog ] I miss my battie