Columbus was a rapist slaver/murderer. It’s not the heritage you want to celebrate. You should learn the truth about it, and reflect. Topple those statues.

If you’ve been circumcised, you can have as much Tylenol as you want because you can’t get double autism. Believe me, I tried.

Portland Oregon needs to sue Fox News. Do it. They lied with 2020 protest footage and the elderly dementia pedophile sent the troops in. Sue them so bad they can’t buy TikTok anymore

Show me your plants and gardens, please 🌱 open.substack.com/pub/verdantn...

Planning your fall wind down in the yard? Here are some angles to consider for Septober Yardening 🌱 open.substack.com/pub/verdantn...

@mn50501.bsky.social Why is there no NO KINGS day march at the MN capitol on Oct 18????

YAAAAAAS New Duck shoes, who dis? Gonna stomp every.single.puddle. 🩵🌱

Have a lovely little writing about dahlias, and giving zucchinis to strange men. As a treat. 🌱 I highly enjoyed Charlie Parr at the Dakota. open.substack.com/pub/verdantn...

What a great state fair this year, ya know? Just delightful. I ate fried pickles, roasted corn on the cob, cheese curds, key lime pie on a stick, beer ice cream, and had 2 draft beers. If the cholesterol stops my heart tonight, know that I had an OK time at da fair. 😑🌽🍻🎡🏪 Minnesota state fair 2025

🌱 oooooooh look at it! I’ve been watching for one alllll summer! 🦋💕 I believe it’s a spice bush or tiger swallowtail? Unsure. But please lil calapidder, help yourself to some carrot tops

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL PUPPIES DAY TO MY BAAAAABY

What a beautiful brunch! At victors 1959 Cuban cafe

THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE

Put Ghasline Maxwell back in jail. She groomed, trafficked, and raped children- full stop. #Epstein #listentovictims

open.substack.com/pub/verdantn... A very small summertime yard post, with a handful of bugs. 🌱🌱

Def a grower.

Come on Monroe! We need you! #BLACKSEXELLENCE @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social

Woke up to a complete strobe lights and hail party going on outside. ⛈️ I wish the weather reports I read 5 min ago mentioned any hail but the weather apps have been inaccurate all summer. They better fill those NWS positions soon. @nws.noaa.gov

Don’t worry the Trump administration’s not going to do a REAL new census, they’re going to make up data to screw up everyone’s voting rights and funds allocations.

Pickleball is dumb, and I will always love Badminton.

Can we just laugh for a min that the Bloomington PD dressed this perp's mugshot up like a paperdoll? bringmethenews.com/minnesota-ne...

Birthday time. I don’t feel a day over 39! 😵‍💫

FLOODING THE ZONE Release the #TrumpsteinFiles #Epstein #EpsteinFiles #EpsteinList

Is this where they’re going to store the Epstein files?

Give a man a fish, he eats for a day Teach a man to fish, he asks you to teach him again and again and has weaponized incompetence and is an energy vampire and treats you as a captive audience as your life drains out of your face and you regret everything about fish.

A garden post complete with voice over! I’m trying to learn audio stuff. Enjoy the blooms, garden lovers! 🌱 open.substack.com/pub/verdantn...

We should have listened when the modems screamed at us.

If 2025 were a drink, it'd be a colonoscopy prep.

Why would anyone believe a single damn word Ghislaine Maxwell, a child trafficker, says. Do NOT let them commute her sentence to clear Trump. If Trump was innocent, he’d release the documents instead of trying to make y’all look at redacted hearing transcripts or asking this human trash to speak

Rip Malcom-Jamal Werner. I loved him on CBS storybook (very reading rainbow but on sat AM with cartoons)

Trump is stupid and sucks ass. That is all. Worst president ever. Release the Epstein files and see what a perv he is. He’s a liar, a spoiled brat, a rapist, a pedophile, and bad with money.

Busy doing hot girl shit. 🪲🦋

I say punish the whole list and no one is protected except victims.

Surely he’s a qualified person with good intentions and intelligent ideas, right? No way this could go poorly…

Grok is a fucking stupid name.

I love a good purple prairie clover Some nice butterfly weed, too.

Gorgeous night out in the garden. Enjoy a wee post about fireflies 🌱 open.substack.com/pub/verdantn...

I like to write little silly things that leave a good taste in your mouth. Though my writing is garden centric, it is funny and charming and a nice palate cleanser to the doom we live in. Please have a nice distraction moment about this sweet fruit 🌱 open.substack.com/pub/verdantn...

Have a good news: www.minnpost.com/artscape/202... Delightful. Wholesome. 🌱

What's the point of temporary cuts on taxing tips and overtime when people aren't going out to eat and companies are tightening belts to survive cut grants, layoffs, tariffs, and mass deportations? Does that even benefit folks with all the other bullshit going on?

Harvesting up to 1,400 litres of water daily from coastal mist, enough to raise lettuce & lemon trees. If the planet's driest desert can do this, CA and more can! 🌱 reuters.com/sustainability/climate-energy/chiles-atacama-worlds-driest-desert-growing-lettuces-with-fog-2025-06-24/?ref=fixthenews.com

I refuse to call it alligator alkatraz. It’s TACO JAIL

x.com/PettusWX/sta... Twin cities tornados last night video on this twitter post-

GOP 2021: “The debt is out of control! GOP 2022: “the debt is out of control!” GOP 2023: “the debt is out of control GOP 2024: “the debt is out of control!” GOP 2025: ”let’s raise the debt ceiling $5 trillion!”

Here's an animation I did quite a while ago which is appropriate for this time of year 🍦💀

I know how to use this mouth diagraphram and a can of mushroom soup, that’s how you know I was born in South Dakota.

“Despite the lofty promises of pharmaceutical companies, there’s simply no evidence to suggest that vaccines provide more immunological benefit than punching a few holes in a horseshoe crab’s carapace and slurping its blood directly,” said Kennedy theonion.com/rfk-jr-...

Do they really think they can scare us with the word “socialist” when they are literally sending out men in masks with no warrants and no badges to disappear people off American streets? I know what I’m scared of, and it’s not a socialist.