Ist doch klar.

The thing is, when @theonion.com runs the headline "Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings", it's not satire so much as pointed reality. No disrespect to the Zwiebel family & Global Tetrahedron.

Name your top 15 TV shows ever-- Simpsons Scrubs MST 3000 Monty Python's Flying Circus 30 Rock Malcolm In the Middle Arrested Development The Venture Brothers Batman The Animated Series Justice League Unlimited Columbo Late Night with David Letterman Looney Tunes Firefly Walking With Dinosaurs

Happy May Day from Columbus! Headed to protest with @cbusedjustice.bsky.social #MayDay2026 #WorkersOverBillionaires

Never done the shower beer, but just got back from basketball and had to have a tub beer.

Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?

American school children have.

Gimme gimme

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

What is must be like as a woman on this platform -

what if we just built trains and subways like normal countries

Put the Gebot back in Rheinheitsgebot.

I'd call Gib an institution, only institutions don't know your family, their names, & care about them. Gib was more than that, & more than most people manage. He helped foster my girls' love of reading by letting them make a little club under the tables of the old shop. Miss you, brother 💔

Did the escapist thing on the trail yesterday; this sight awed me. #Parks #Naturesky #Biking #BirbsIsDeadly #Dinosaurs #ComoPark #Olentangy #Columbus #OhioVersusItself #ThankGoodnessForSensibleTaxPayerFundedInfrastructure

He's talking to the white kids, because they definitely need to hear it! ❤️ Happy Superman Day!

Watched the dispiriting Suns-Warriors play-in last night, and felt like I was watching Steph leave the game. Rough season, knee injury, supporting cast, etc: there are plenty of reasons, but he just looked human. Porzingis looked like somebody's dad got talked into stepping back on the court 💀

Another week of breaking my heart doing the things I love. Laying in the sun drinking Kirschwasser & Coke Zero, reading (!!) Van Halen, & letting John Prine rock out on "Often Is a Word I Seldom Use". 💛✊️

Since Trump has trouble distinguishing what someone in the medical profession looks like, here is a picture of a lifesaving professional.

Carter Bryant could be the Dwight Powell of the San Antonio Spurs. #NBA #Sportsky

And the iceberg broke/and the Okies fled/and the Great Emancipator took a bullet in the back of the head… Happy Ruination Day to all who celebrate!

Once again, a knife-wielding maniac has shown us the way. #simpsonspredictions #drdoomscrolling

This laugh is going to live with me.

I got away from the news today with a short ride on one of Columbus' many wonderful bike trails & came across this fella. Bigger than an iron skillet & much meaner. #Parks #Naturesky #Biking #EatTheRichNotTurtles #ComoPark #ThankGoodnessForSensibleTaxPayerFundedInfrastructure

Requiescat in pace, Donn Landee. Thank you for helping capture a sound like no other. #VH #Musicsky #Brownsound

Good news - New music, now with more @neil-hennessy.bsky.social ! Less good news - Us east-of-the-Mississippi types are not on the tour dates yet. Now we play the waiting game.

The sequence in Spurs-Nuggets yesterday where Castle drives, shoulders Gordon back a foot (!), & scores an and1, THEN Denver clears out for Gordon to drive, shoulder Castle back 10 feet (!!), & score was food for my soul. So good. #NBA #Sportssky #Nuggets #Spurs

Killing science is killing humanity 2 times, kill the past of what we learned leading to ignorance and more deaths, and killing possibility of a future, leading to void. Vote and void your administration

Remembering Muddy Waters today, born 113 years ago on April 4, 1913 | Explore his musical legacy (including audio & video highlights) here: album.ink/MuddyWatersHBD

A friend once asked what Ja means, and I said Yes. So what does Jawohl mean they asked, and I told them Hell Yes! Jawohl.

If you see this, show the energy you bring to Bluesky:

Turns out covering up for pedophiles isn't a winning strategy. See you at Nuremberg 2.0

NEW DILLINGER FOUR

There's a reason we have the worst Supreme Court in history at the same time as the worst President in history. This has been the Republican Party's goal since the 1970s, arguably earlier. Decades of effort, fortunes & focus to start this dumpster fire.

I adored this sign at Columbus' No Kings protest today. May we all be raising hell for a better world at that age!

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Had an awesome time @gatewayfilmcenter.bsky.social

I'm attending Columbus Education Justice Coalition's event, “Kids, Not Kings! Columbus” - sign up now to join me! 💛✊

@joey-fixit.bsky.social I don't see much music news on here, the last refuge of my social media. But I got bored & googled for news, found this - new Lawrence Arms record in '26? I heard them talk a little about it @camppunksylvania.bsky.social but not in as concrete terms as in this article. ⏳

Solidarität mit Collien Fernandes: Gewalt gegen Frauen - auch online - muss geahndet werden. Männliche Gewalt muss endlich strafverfolgt werden. Jetzt unterzeichnen ✍️ weact.campact.de/petitions/in...

Columbus needs a true ward system for City Council, not the sham we have now. Help out! Tonight, I'm attending a @ourcityoursay.bsky.social event at the Main Library: Petition Signature Launch and Training. RSVP here: actionnetwork.org/events/petit...

Kann sich noch jemand an den „antisemitischen Stoff-Oktopus“ von Greta Thunberg erinnern?

Post a dance or you are eliminated.

Bless the editors of the NBA Highlights packages for closing a seemingly meaningless regular season game 'twixt the Nuggets & Sixers with this shot of old #Raptors teammates, with Jonas lifting Kyle off the ground. #Sportssky #NBA #JurrasicPark #Tdot #TheNorthRemembers

Heavy news. I'm glad people were heard, and feel certain that the defenders of civil rights will do the right thing when it comes to acknowledging history.

"... and I'm all out of dally."

Happy March 16. Despite all our failings, we still manage beautiful works of heartbreak. #musicsky #thatswhyiloveyou #feelin #couldthisbemagic

I remind my students that the senators who assassinated Caesar thought they were saving the republic. Irony can be pretty ironic.

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