Garfield-ing it tonight

Holy shit science is fucking metal. This is cool as fuck

Lewis Hamilton slowly picking up the pieces of his front wing and dumping them in his now-broken car during FP3 is just poetry.

OMG IT'S BACK! Shit now I want some pastrami.

They gotta Rule of Cool that as an int

Is Andrew Whitworth contractually required to wear a hoodie at all times or something? I’ve never seen this dude not wearing something with a hood.

PUDGE! PUDGE! PUDGE!

For some reason every time I see a pic of Tom Cotton I expect him to be dressed like Colonel Sanders and he never is.

If you squint at them the right way, LLMs are really just imprecise, ambigious simulations of a DFS which enumerates all the possible combinations of words in their training corpus seeded by the given input.

Goddammit

I can guarantee you’ll have a good time listening to these five albums. Also, not a single one of these crossed over with my Top Artists or Top Songs. Go figure.

Usually followed by "it's just some regex, right? Shouldn't take more then a couple of days, nbd."

The TNG Sarak episode is just Picard being the ultimate badass for 53 minutes.

My parents promised to buy me one drink at out celebration lunch when I turned 21. Turns out the restaurant I picked was in a dry township. Oops.

I didn’t take a pic but, y’all, it fucks.

Making a red sauce today and my house smells amazing

Nothing does a better job of undermining the liberal politics of leftists like discussing Land Back. They always double down on settler-colonialism, every single time.

I’m still amused by the Chekov’s Gun and the Lampshaded Chekov’s Gun. Just poetry.

I just beat this cutie in a staring contest. AMA

Lol Dolphins with the pick-2! Nothing funnier in football

Historic is a bit histeronic considering McNamara did exist.

500 more movies like The Roses please

I absolutely adore Olivia Colman

The Qatar Sprint Race was boring af eesh.

Nothing is better then a snowy Ohio State Michigan game

Oh Best Medicine is just a straight up Americanized Doc Martin. Odd.

Rachel Brookes: “Is there any positive you can take away from today’s sessions?” Lewis Hamilton: “The weather’s nice.” Oof.

This was my Thanksgiving. Delicious brisket by @bigjuevos.bsky.social, scratch mac and cheese, eschebeche, and cabbage salad by moi.

Well the Lions lost so time to hate watch a Cowboys game

Jack White and Em is the team-up we didn't know we needed

Doing hot guy stuff (vanilla ice cream, chocolate sauce, granola)

I swear to fk if this ends with her recordings being a self-identified Russian agent saying directly to Trump “don’t worry, the results are already fixed. Dominion shipped the patch yesterday.” Well, i won’t be surprised

There’s an alt-universe out there somewhere where Trump owns the Bills and he’s arch enemies with Jerry Jones. I bet the politics in that one is insane./

I always wondered if the overwhelming belief in aliens bias because people can't come to terms with an otherwise sterile (as we can comprehend it) Universe. What's scarier? There might be friends out there or that there's nothing out there?

I'd force Christopher Nolan to make a musical rom-com. I'd force Brad Pitt to remake his F1 movie, but with an age-appropriate star. Also a new movie about George Patton directed by John Waters.

Some days just make me want to crash out of life

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I misread this image so badly that I can only really hope to illustrate what I saw. ( Also a good excuse for an #art study )

Number 2 because I know that at least one person has survived that exact fall before and if it doesn’t work, at least the end won’t hurt as much as the other ones.

7up salad fucks! Do yourself a favor and make it for Thanksgiving!

Wait, do we eat ham or lamb at Easter because they’d be the only large cuts of meat easily available at that time of year?

Sometimes it’s best to just drop the pass lol

Uh is Fox’s new show Best Medicine just Doc Martin but US-ified?

There’s going to be so many bad Sheldur Sanders takes tomorrow.

I love shokupan but the stickiness of this dough my end me.

Protip: you can use stainless steel bowls directly on induction cooktops. Super useful for tangzhongs and other sticky baking stuff.

Counterpoint: Ehh, depends on what you’re baking and what techniques are being used. Some precision is required, but measurement consistency matters more batch-to-batch.

We need more Murder, She Wrote-era Warren Beatty shaped types in TV

Yup, I’m clearly dead, there’s a goddamn mouse playing a musical fountain now.

They see me rollin'