I think we're currently blessed with maybe the best era or lyricists ever. Name a genre and there's probably at least one or two people living who'd make an All Time list. But I think we're also living in an era where humanity is so much more musical then ever before.

What the fuck Blue Jays, you have one job.

Me theory is that it’s the pineapple and ham combo that people don’t like, pineapple and pepperoni SLAPS. With some spicy banana peppers too? So good.

The Reverse Urban Meyer

Bahahahha pick six the other way bitches

Trever Lawrence == Patrick Mahomes.

oh fuck yes now we are cooking

I need a pint of good vanilla ice cream. I am not sober enough to go to the store. Damn.

It’s wild that the NFL let the Impracticable Jokers grease the balls during Bills Pats tonight.

Got enough apples for at least two pies and probs something else too. Most of the peels and cores are currently simmering for jelly.

It’s apple season bitches!

Fuuuuuuuck the Yankees

The Singapore GP is still an absolutely delightful visual feast. That shiny silver/black Merc is just gorgeous under the lights at speed.

Bill Bellichick getting clowned on by college coaches is just a delightful coda to his coaching career. Really just reinforcing the argument that he’s a mediocre coach without Brady.

We need more Americans to love civic service like Hank Hill loves civic service. “This is your voter registration. It’s your magic form for *revertant sigh* jury duty.”

Wait; if Kelce is like a redwood that means it’s long, a bit thin, bushy at the base, and best in groups. Interesting.

The funny thing about Jay's meltdown for me is I was seriously considering applying for a job at Bluesky. Oh wells.

the year is 2026. "fat bear week" has been cancelled after FBW enthusiasts and netizens alike repeatedly called our holy imperator a "fat loser...like bear 856" across social media

Goddamn it Red Sox, you had one job.

Pro Tip: Don't get back together with the girl who sets your truck on fire. Pro Pro Tip: Def don't get her pregnant after she sets your truck on fire the second time.

Goddamn Dodger Stadium is gorgeous in the sunset/twilight.

I finally got a chance to look up my Aunt’s awards from her time in the Army and she was kinda a badass. Multiples of every non-combat meritorious service award.

It might be before October starts eesh.

I’m pretty sure the Ravens will hold this Bengals team to less than ten points. The Ravens have given up a league high 133 points through 4 games, including the Browns

Joe Buck is in a goofy mood tonight

Zac Taylor is gonna get fired before Halloween

My worst nightmare just happened. I blinked out my contact getting off a people mover at DTW. I managed to find it on the floor somehow. Whew.

I just tried doing this (with “Yakety Sax”), but can’t figure out how to upload it so the sound works.

(fingers crossed) gwar ... gwar ... gwar ... gwar ... gwar ...

Didn’t even let the dude do a sick jump at the end. (Face-planting into a wall of empty boxes at the end is funny as hell to watch though)

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

@jonbois.bsky.social Watching Baseball

Shanah tovah to all my friends celebrating the New Year today!

HOLY SHIT GO GUARDIANS!!! GONNA WIN THE WHOLE FUCKING THING!!!

The Lions are doing disgusting things with a 4-man rush.

Ahh the part of the game where a frustrated Wilson tried to kill his receiver with a poorly thrown deep ball.

Baker Mayfield is the clutchest QB in the league

HOLY SHIT EAGLES

Jfc the Bengals are getting the shit kicked out of them. Just absolutely stomped.

Tampa Bay needs to go back to the absurdly sexy buccaneer full time

It’s 21 September, when we watch Demi Adejuyigbe’s escalating sextilogy of “21 September” videos youtube.com/playlist?lis...

LOL what a shitshow qualifying this is

More F1 garages need absolutely adorable babies. There’s been one in the RB garage this weekend and it’s a delight to see it on camera.

Franco Colapinto smashing his Alpine because he got distracted by his teammate’s car down an escape road is such a perfect encapsulation of Alpine’s season. Hire Briatore and he’ll bring a circus for sure

Mr Brightsides is to Millennials as Sweet Caroline is to Boomers.

The Dolphins have terrible body language for a team that seemingly wants to win

Good time to be a mean bitch to Nazis.

next I assume they’ll put “song of the south” on streaming

Having now finished the paperwork for this as much as I can I am so much more angry about this fucking bullshit. I hope everybody involved with Trump's tariffs get genital cancer and their junk falls off.

Seriously fuck Trump and these bullshit tariffs. I don’t want to do fucking paperwork for a goddamn bread pan.