sincerely I’m surprised anyone is surprised by this. it would’ve been almost purely a PR move if they’d done it

god

If Nick Sirianni is in charge of the vibes, it's maybe worth noting that they're off the charts horrendous at the moment.

Pretty clear Nick Sirianni has little confidence in his own offense. I mean, not that he should, but if you're a fan it's tough to watch your team waste 47 seconds at the end of the half so it's harder for the other team's offense to score after you inevitably punt.

and again,

The Eagles' offense has 13 points off coming off of those 10 turnovers of downs.

awesome having a fun defense capable of handing the offense a million possessions to fart away

going into today with the expectation that the Philadelphia Eagles will participate in a game of “gridiron football.” wish me luck

will have a transcribed/edited version of this up for free soon, had a lot of fun talking to Phil about the book

consummate sportsman

Michael Lazarus's new book does that thing where it makes a lot of claims about what it's doing without really showing its work too much

my main thing these days is that if freedom as rational individual and collective self-control is our political ideal then maybe we're kind of boring

Aw, hitch, here we go again...

beginning to suspect that only Willie Lampkin can save this Eagles season

this is a very funny way to all but explicitly say “the players are wholly to blame”

I love how this stupid argument boils down to “you can’t criticize any historically specific form of social coordination without being a critic of social coordination more generally” lmao

this is good right

If it helps, the vibes are also extremely bad.

fundamentally flawed team that will not fix anything because they are coached by arrogant morons

Eagles had zero business losing this game if they operated like a team that tried to win after going up 21-0 instead of just playing not to lose.

sinful game sinful sport

hard to overstate how directly this offense’s moronic conservative philosophy is responsible for this game being close

The Eagles playing so conservative decreased the margin for error, making Saquon Barkley's fumble hurt so much more.

lmaooooo this offense is a torture

the rocks in Sirianni’s skull should be studied by science

Eagles blow a 21-point lead because all that matters is protecting the football at all costs, don't need to try to actually gain yards or score points!

lmao what are these calls

The Eagles opened up their offense to start this game, scored points, looked fun, got a 3-score lead, and then went right into extreme conservative mode.

The Conference of the Birds is my new favorite depiction of the absolute/makes a good pitch for it!

the man is an artist

give DeVonta Smith the key to the city

Please help support the cost of another surgical procedure that Hammam’s mother requires.

Sirianni may not be a good coach, he may not be a bad coach, but no one can deny that he is undoubtedly italian

DeMeco Ryans is gonna give this Texans team the Buddy Ryan ‘86-‘90 Eagles experience, I think

very funny to see that the two main responses to the AJ Brown thing are “he’s right! I’m with him” and the football equivalent of “shut up and dribble” lol

a new Gay in the Bay Area and this is news now?

Over at @negationmag.com I went long on Everyday Resistance, Revolution, and the Rarity of Politics. Along the way I get some help from Marx, Lefebvre, Scott, Certeau, Ranciere, Badiou and of course the GOAT, Sylvain Lazarus. www.negationmag.com/articles/mar...

*Gore Vidal voice* and if it’s not too pedestrian to say I must agree that he chatters a ton indeed, far too much, really,

impossible not to pity the Falcons tbh

fun damn haul today at Last Word

Eagles offense/Eagles defense

the eagles offense is not good but at least it’s also boring and at least it’s also the most expensive offense in the league

John Morton:

the Sunday Night Football song is truly some of the worst trash produced by the highly trash prone american music industry

my GOAT Khalil Shakir, feast today my brother

looping this album might be what gets this dissertation done, lol

A lot of the (often quite powerful!) guys emailing Epstein were asking him for dating advice, which seems to suggest that they saw his own sex life as aspirational.

I did not know this was available for streaming anywhere and I cannot emphasize enough: run don't walk to listen to this

whenever i see a posting for some critical theory conference and my crazy online commie adornian friends are not listed as participants i'm just like... damn you academics really are behind the curve aren't you