April 1: Happy birthday Fat Ass !

"Florida Fails to Pass Bill That Would Ban Cousin Marriage". Inbreeding in Florida is essential when recruiting MAGA disciples.

Summary of the Trump war: Trump: We won the war because we've used tons of bombs and striken 1,000s of targets. They beg me: "Sir, please stop" Iran: We won the war because after a month of war, we've shown the world that we've resisted the most powerful army in the world and still control Hormuz.

Please explain to me why the Trump administration has no money for TSA agents but has money for ICE agents that will replace them?

"Florida Fails to Pass Bill That Would Ban Cousin Marriage". Inbreeding in Florida is essential when recruiting MAGA disciples.

Trump: "NATO laughed at me when I told them that I needed their help to fix my mess in the Middle East... They're all bad people and I hate them. I don't want their help anymore." Developing alliances requires diplomacy and concessions on tariffs. #Pout #SpoiledBrat

Someone is playing tricks on us... We're all weary of Artificial Intelligence while we should instead be extremely worried about ARTIFICIAL STUPIDITY extensively used by the Trump Administration to set their policies, their international strategies and write their MAGA speeches.

Iran: 'God will help us win the war' USA: 'God will help us win the war' Israel: 'God will help us win the war' Lebanon: 'God will help us win the war' God has too many mistresses to please at the same time.

MAGA: "Wait...did I vote for this ? "

Trump's bullying of NATO and China is seen as a demand for help fixing a mess he created by waging war on Iran. After pompously lauding a dominant victory, "the likes of which we haven’t seen in modern American military history", he is now begging foreign navies help him open the strait of Hormuz.

Has he met his Master yet?

In time of war, Americans have been highly supportive of their President whenever their country was attacked first. Trump attacked Iran first and is losing the support of the majority of them.

Who is REALLY winning in the Middle East?

Who is REALLY winning in the Middle East?

Iran: 'God will help us win the war' USA: 'God will help us win the war' Israel: 'God will help us win the war' Lebanon: 'God will help us win the war' God has too many mistresses to please at the same time.

French sarcastic humor at its best.

In Iran, Trump is using his Weapons of Mass Distraction. #Epstein

This January 6er has just left MAGA because it became too crazy for him. Think about it.

And on Day 11 of the 3 Day SMO, Trump admits defeat. Question is now more how on Earth EU and China will stop Iran from following the US Navy back home to the US to continue the war there. The most bungled up war in 100 years. Congrats US!

The MAGA cult has been betrayed by its Great Priest. He doesn't know why he started this war, how to win it nor how to stop it. As a result of his gross incompetence and lies, the USA and World economies are now crashing. Only 'WE THE PEOPLE' can put an end to it: kicking him out of office.

When saluting fallen American Heroes, Trump is the only one wearing his clownesque baseball cap. Can someone tell him to show some dignity for God's sake ? He's supposed to be the Commander-in-Chief, not a Circus Ringmaster. 😤

Is Trump considering his clownesque baseball cap to be a formal military headwear for a Commander-in-Chief? He's a disgrace and will never realize it.

When saluting fallen American Heroes, Trump is the only one wearing his clownesque baseball cap. Can someone tell him to show some dignity for God's sake ? He's supposed to be the Commander-in-Chief, not a Circus Ringmaster. 😤

Markwayne Mullin has the MAGA qualifications sought to replace Noem: a mixed-martial arts wrestler and a cow-calf rancher. He violated a federal financial conflicts of interest and disclosure law by failing to properly disclose $1.4M to $3.5M in stock and bond trades. Another Trump crook.

Ayatollahs are deranged old men supporting the same cult.

The Old-Pedo-that-Yells-at-Clouds was more incoherent than ever during his SOTU: "35 million people told me that I saved the live of the Pakistan P.M." ... I know that Republican Senators would rather have a sex-change operation than agree that their Orange God should be impeached. But still...

Tariffs for Dotards

Do not confuse King Kong wirh King Con.

Trump: "YOU, the People", got it all wrong ! This is the golden age of America ! And it's only because of ME, the greatest intergalactic President !"

Trump: "I'll release all our info about UFO and E.T. aliens. Thank you for your attention to this matter" #Distraction #Epstein_Files #Tariffs

Trump: "I am appointing Marco Rubio as head of my new Intergalactic Aliens Peace Council ! Entry fees are $1B and payable to me. Thank you for yor attention to this matter."

Stop asking why Trump and his MAGA sycophants keep acting like clowns. Ask yourself why you keep watching the MAGA State of the Union Adress circus.

After some of the U.S. Men Olympic Team players spontaneously cheered 'We're in!" to Trump's invitation to the Address to the Nation, they're now having second thoughts... Will they let their political beliefs ruin their NHL fans' support who in large majority can't stand the Orange Pedo ?

Cartoon by Bob Englehart No lies detected

Trump can't chew gum and walk at the same time. That's how diminished he is.

BREAKING: President Donald J. Trump prepares for war with Iran. #DonaldTrump #Iran

Trump: " Zelensky admires me so much that he has named one of Ukraine's economic regions after me : Dumbass ". POTUS aide : " Hmmm... Sir ? It's Donbas... But close enough. "

Trump: "I am appointing Marco Rubio as head of my new Intergalactic Aliens Peace Council ! Entry fees are $1B and payable to me. Thank you for yor attention to this matter."

Trump: "I'll release all our info about UFO and E.T. aliens. Thank you for your attention to this matter" #Distraction #Epstein_Files #Tariffs

Karoline Leavitt: "My dearest President has asked the release of all government UFO files. No, he has never met Zwork from planet Wvetgl... Can we now talk about something else than the Epstein files and illegal tariffs?"

Transparency of Trump's MRI... #Epstein_Files

The problem in America is not so much the old orange deranged pedophile, but rather the 23% of its population identifying themselves as MAGA Trump submissive supporters.

Trump's irrational policies have major economic consequences. From ‘buy America’ to ‘BYE-BYE AMERICA’, Wall Street exodus gathers pace. U.S. investors are pulling money out of ‌their own stock market at the fastest pace in at least 16 years as better-performing overseas markets look more attractive.

Not a good day for Pedo-TACO...

The squalor of Trump has brought us back to the basics — especially understanding the importance of checks and balances and separation of powers. This is a mess of Trump's own making — and a reminder that he's not all powerful.

2026 Olympic Games: Canada will face the United States for the gold medal. ELBOWS UP !