"You may now kiss the bride"

I see X is still in good hands

@andyburnham.bsky.social Didn't know you play bass in a jazz band. Is this your day job?

@glennkirschner.bsky.social Did Pirro just prejudice Cole Allen's case? Grounds for dismissal? bsky.app/profile/atru...

Yup inews.co.uk/news/world/t...

About fukking time www.theguardian.com/business/202...

Exclusive footage shows the White House Correspondents Dinner security.

Utter. Fucking. Bullshit

Does anyone have this on video?

Here's an idea: stop listening to the orange muppet

@garethdennis.uk The subject for next week's #railnatter "Peter Mendelson saves HS2"...?

Stopped clock...

Just an idea, but maybe don't believe everything Trump says

Ooof

I read that as: "He spoke to Jesus right before he took down president Trump"

"Never knew the guy..."

Well, it is taco Tuesday www.mediaite.com/media/news/i...

Fuck me, they're still talking about Joe Biden

@aiannucci.bsky.social A new series of Veep?

"Nice aircraft carrier you've got there...shame if something happened to it"

Editor's note: "warns" = "begs"

Did she sign that prenup?

She doesn't fucking know, and she can't lie her way out of it. Comon

A strongly worded letter? Fucking hell, why is there no leadership

Have these idiots not learned anything? JFC

Sums it up perfectly inews.co.uk/opinion/trum...

God, these lovely, peaceful morning hours in Europe before that stupid cunt wakes up.

It's a bad day when you lose Alex Jones

We're on the verge of a genocidal, nuclear war that our supposed "ally" has said he's ready to unleash. Would it be too much to ask for the Prime Minister to have something to say about it? Or do? Suspend US bases on UK soil now.

More of Iranian trolling

Oooofff!

I can't believe the Iranians are giving the best advice. These guys aren't fucking around.

These Iranians really have a sense of humour

@railfocus.bsky.social I just received a notification HS2 are doing the Duddeston bridge slide over the railway on May 2nd. Are you going? (They're also doing another bridge slide on Apr 11th over the M6 approach road.)

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

The winner is...

It's a sad day when you're 100% with Joe Rogan www.youtube.com/shorts/CVhni...

Analysts wondering what strategic objective U.S. ground forces in Iran would seek to achieve, are making the mistake of viewing these events through logic and reason, instead of through one man's pathological disorders.

This is one of those classic "No shit Sherlock" moments

Just another day

Uh oh

The most plausible explanation for the negotiations…so far.

Just a little reminder www.youtube.com/shorts/AY_hG...

@sulliview.bsky.social Here's a couple of headlines from the UK's right wing press: Guess which is which😂🤣

Benjamin Netanyahu has suggested sending ground troops into Iran, as the race for the 2026 FIFA Peace Prize really hots up