The ultimate “this meeting could have been an email” but with a lot of Nazi icing on the bullshit cake.

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Once again, I’ve gone to someone’s feed through a notification and then promptly forgot I wasn’t on my “following” feed and proceeded to like about two dozen of their reposts. I always feel like such a dope when I do that, and I do it about once a week.

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I have done nearly nothing all day and I refuse to feel guilty about it. Some days are meant to be spent vegging out on the couch. Today was that day.

I ❤️ Pritzker.

I'm not sure about using this as my profile picture. The sunglass selfie is awfully maga. But I'm not sitting in my vehicle.

Today is one of those days that I really hope hell is real.

Every single day, multiple times a day, I am further convinced that I am either in Purgatory or a simulation that’s glitching uncontrollably. Or maybe I’m in a coma and this is all a dying brain’s hallucination. How can this be reality?

I have a deep aversion to local TV news, but now I am ON it because last year, the power company Arizona Public Service cut off electricity to my mother’s house outside of Phoenix, killing her.

One of the things that has pretty annoying is that if you have any kind of bullshit meter, if you have anything inside of yourself that doesn’t enjoy being lied to, the last couple of years of almost every area of public life have been driving you up a fucking wall

Multiple times this year I’ve had coffee with fellow immigrants who grew up in corrupt third world countries and the shared sentiment has been that Americans don’t understand how bad things are going to get.

If this doesn’t inspire a M3GAN vs Labubu movie then what are we even doing.

I happened upon a committee meeting on my morning walk.

If Biden were to have been spotted wandering around the roof of the White House shouting about building a ballroom the press would have NEVER stopped screaming “dementia”. This won’t even make a ripple.

And, lo, he opened the Seventh Seal.

If the women on the show can’t have artificial hips or wigs, can he still use viagra? Maybe the ladies don’t want any artificial erections.

Anytime I lend/give a book to someone, I always tell them if they see any stains or fingerprints on the pages it's just chocolate or cheeto dust. And I think that tells you everything one needs to know about me.

Watching “Jaws.” Holy shit, this movie is good. Every time I watch it, I’m amazed at how good it is, especially considering the chaos of the production.

Gentle reminder to protect your mental health and not constantly consume or share graphic images and videos of violence. I know we all want to stay informed and spread awareness, but there’s better ways to do so. I promise you don’t need to “prove” your empathy by traumatizing yourself or others.

Man I’m not criticizing anyone who gets their ass up and marches around for something good, I don’t care if they’ve got a sign like “Domuld Drumpf hope u like Hamberders” they bought markers for that shit good for them

It looks like the No Kings event is still happening in Minnesota today.

*Taps the sign*

Yesterday was my first book launch in a while, which meant I my day babysitting social media posts after a dedicated effort to be online less, and here's what I learned: * this is the worst thing for my mental health in a long time * social media doesn't help with book outreach like it used to 1/

I can only assume it will be sponsored by a company that designs custom closets.

Are we supposed to be comforted by the thought that shortages/higher prices are “weeks away”? Does he know that “weeks” isn’t really very much time at all? Even ten weeks puts us around the July 4th. Fireworks come from China, do they not? My maga neighbors love their obnoxious boom booms.

Don’t worry, I have a plan. I plan to worry

Pam Bondi says ICE agents can enter ANYBODY’S home without a warrant to find “illegals.” Baby girl fuck you. Grown men are NOT coming into my house looking for a goddamn thing. I’ll sue you bitches to the STRATOSPHERE Signed, Someone who already sued the Dept. of Corrections and won.

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Someone who is about to pay $3K cash for a coat made out of Dalmatian puppies.

I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning

If any one is looking for a distraction and has Netflix, “The Residence” is really good. Great cast and the buddy-cop chemistry between Uzo Aduba and Randall Park and Isiah Whitlock Jr. was fantastic. If there’s a Season 2, I hope they bring back all three of them. And I hope there’s a Season 2.

We are now in a 5 out of 5 severe weather area. I don't remember ever being a 5 before. And once it starts tonight, it isnt stopping for about 36 hours. Thank the gods we have a furnished basement with a bedroom and bathroom so we can camp out down there for the duration.

All the Oaks aside, I think Wrenley and Saylor are the real crimes here.

Every day is an “I picked a bad day to stop sniffing glue” day.

The Dodgers had a high profile opportunity to stand against the erasure of Jackie Robinson’s military career and against the unlawful roundup of Hispanic and Latino immigrants, but instead they chose to bend the knee.

The only explanation for our current “reality” is that we are in a computer simulation and the computer is running out of RAM. I once considered we were in Purgatory, but I don’t think Purgatory would be this batshit crazy.

This all makes more sense when you realize how many people in this country can’t figure out a 4-way stop.

Until the Democrats show signs of a spine or doing something resembling anything, there are many organizations/people who are much, much more deserving of our money.

Make no mistake. The point of this law, and the copycat laws that will be passed in other red states, is to deter all girls from playing sports. They want girls in home ec classes, not building their strength, confidence & leadership skills on playing fields. That’s for boys.

if you replaced these guys' inboxes with a woman sportswriter's, they'd commit suicide by lunchtime

They are going to be so disappointed when they find out “Springtime for Hitler” isn’t a real play.

Pinterest updated their terms of use and they're going to use all of the content you saved to train their AI. Go to options > your privacy rights > disable GenAI Please do it 🫠

I hope Vance never has another peaceful day so long as he lives.

I volunteer with a two-month long fundraiser in my county. While most of my county is overwhelmingly maga, I have found two other women volunteering there who are Democrats. We were all thrilled to find each other! Try to find a community. Even if it’s small, it will help.

Rising star is good, right? I can’t believe I was above a five. I figured I would be barely average at best. blueskyscore.com

I had a dream last night with an all-star line up of anxiety symbols - rats, mice, and snakes along with a boat on dry ground. In case anyone was wondering how I’m coping with the mental tornado that is 2025.

I thought maga-ets loved being waited on by women and people of color. Don’t they think that’s all we’re good for?

This isn’t a tin ear so much as an open declaration that we are now in a corrupt authoritarian regime. They have no fear that they will be held accountable for any crime or abuse. Laws are only laws if there is a will and a process for upholding those laws. Otherwise, they’re just words on a page.

In other words, companies that Musk considers direct competition receive 8% of the Pentagon’s budget. Plus whatever the VA was getting.