Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

For a moment I thought this was a confession.

Openly admitting that Ellison is going to turn CNN into state-run media is a rare instance of honesty from this administration.

A brief 🧵 on how insurance companies are determined to drive us all insane. I need an insanely expensive drug that is not on my insurance company’s formulary. Thusly, they will never pay for any of it. So they directed me to the drug company’s patient assistance program.

Translation: In a few days, Glorious Leader will declare total victory and leave Iran in chaos and a leadership vacuum (which worked out just super in Iraq). The US will continue to fund the violence through Israel and the Kurds.

I’m turning 55 on Saturday. It’s nice to know I can still achieve meaningful things.

Is this “evidence” every single thing happening every single day? Because, if so, the simulation is collapsing.

they’re ready to fuck

“2026 is the year of the horse” The horse:

I’m trapped in NYC by the blizzard. While having our flight cancelled for THREE days is not ideal, if we have to be stuck somewhere, it might as well be one of the greatest cities in the world. I have food, shelter, and a man I love so what else do I need?

Hitting iconic NYC beer bars while visiting. Like a big nerd, I'm having a sparkling water while everyone else is drinking, but we're all happy.

I'm vacationing in NYC and my husband was thrilled to find this.

This is my planner organizer I bought from @mostlybree.kitrocha.com Etsy shop. (And my favorite pen holder ever from a now-closed gift shop in Chattanooga.) As you can see it will hold a notebook-sized planner/journal in the back. Also check out the adorable little baby dragon and octopus. 😍

I just bought one of these and love it. It’s just what I needed for my craft/art/tarot/letter writing table.

For the last several days, I've been putting out bird seed since we still have several inches or snow/ice covering the ground. Now I find myself doing several birdings a day. I may be hooked on birding now. Help.

If this happens, you know he's going to name their child THAT word.

Does Waltz know out about getting a cancer diagnosis in America or being a pregnant woman in rural Alabama who needs an obstetrician?

MAGA Mike really needs an Ann Sullivan.

Warning: Reports indicate immigration checkpoints along major interstates in Oklahoma, with Interstate 40 most impacted.

I’m not a mom, and I don’t like wine at all, but I’d proudly lead a battalion of Bourbon Broads against these goons.

We used to be a real country.

WTF is happening!? The officials are determined to help Georgia to the bitter end and beyond.

I giggle at the thought of LSU having to keep paying Kiffen’s playoff bonuses.

This game has been a rollercoaster!! Six seconds to go!

Of course she is in Nashville, because of course she is.

My takeaway from this is that a ship-building contractor “donated” a shit ton of money to the “ballroom fund” and will now be getting billions of taxpayer dollars and likely never produce any ships at all while the U.S. citizens continue to not have healthcare.

The number one movie when you were ten will define your 2026. Hot damn! Nazis getting their faces melted off?? Yes, please. If that’s going to be how it works, bring on 2026!!

May these good boys never know a hangover.

This is my friend's cat. Its name is Cookie Swirl, and it disappeared in the American section of Charlotte airport on 11/10. We're asking for your help. She doesn't have any other socials, so if you can post it widely to see if anyone knows where it is. It's a little thing, but matters a lot to her.

Like Elon would ever touch a woman that age, esp a non-white woman. lol But seriously, this image is enraging. Irony isn’t just dead, it’s forgotten.

We had to have some electrical work done and it took a while to find an electrician for such a small job. The man who came out turned out a neighbor and he has a PhD in business management who put himself through grad school and now supplements his teaching salary as an electrician.

It's officially Christmas. Let's do this.

I'm just going to second this. I've seen the entire series soooo many times.

Don’t be fooled by Greene’s recent persona. She’s positioning herself to take Trump’s place as the face of maga. She is starting her run for the presidency in 2028 now.

We had the aurora borealis all the way down in Tennessee last night.

I’m not in her district so I can’t vote for her, but if you live in Middle Tennessee, please go vote for her!! Early voting starts tomorrow.

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Last year my younger nephew was the cutest scarecrow ever. This year he is a genuinely scary-looking Grim Reaper with glowing red eyes. What a difference a year makes. And as I type this, I realize he's a literal metaphor. Anyway, I hope he got a ton of candy.

This morning I saw a woman dressed as Red Riding Hood walking her large wolfish-looking dog who was dressed as Grandma. Grandma did in fact have big ears and big teeth. They looked amazing. I will not see a better costume today than that.

Why do I keep doing this? Again, I apologize to anyone who has gotten notifications that I liked a bunch of their stuff. I’m not a stalker, I’m just a dope.

This is the best answer.

I bought a walking pad a few weeks ago. Unpacked it and plugged it in, but it wouldn’t work until I downloaded an app to “register” the device. If I went to the website to try to avoid the app there was no option to register it. I was FORCED to download an app to simply use a product I own.

It looks like a good turnout in Nashville!

We are taking back the frog. White supremacists are going to have to find something else. No more frogs for them.

My take away is that some of his buddies said they'd shorted a bunch of stocks and needed a temporary tanking of the market.

Accidental truth-telling.

The ultimate “this meeting could have been an email” but with a lot of Nazi icing on the bullshit cake.

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Once again, I’ve gone to someone’s feed through a notification and then promptly forgot I wasn’t on my “following” feed and proceeded to like about two dozen of their reposts. I always feel like such a dope when I do that, and I do it about once a week.

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