This. Don’t waste people’s time. When there is no posted salary/rent listed my cynical brain immediately thinks that the money will be based on the race/gender/sexuality of the applicant.

🌈 Happy Pride Month! I’m a proud LGBTQ+ artist working in raku and traditional pottery, and I’d be so honored if you share my work. This Pride, I’m grateful to be here. Creating. Living. Loving. Alive 💖 And I'm thankful for all you 💙🏳️‍🌈🙏 #pottery #sciart #pride

The only reason Trump is in the White House is because of Mitch McConnell, maybe never rest in peace (be he dead or alive).

Feeling cute. Might delete later.

Just a casual reminder- If someone is consistently but randomly in your DMs, mentions, group chats, etc And they're pushing you to be more (illegally) radical? That's a fucking fed Protect ya neck Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

At one of my favorite vacation lunch spots where they have a remarkable frozen gin and tonic. Is $70 worth of gin and tonics for two people too much? Not asking for a friend. I'm about to hit up my favorite antique store now (via Lyft). I have a feeling purse strings have been adequately loosened.

I’m certified.

I don't probably have the reach for this to be useful, but if anyone in the north Seattle area is missing a small black dog (super polite very good boy) a bar friend has him safe. found at 130th and greenwood-ish but he was dirty so may have wandered some distance.

FYI: Once I am drinking my second martini, I won't like your post because I have no confidence whether I agree with it or not. I will re-evaluate at a later, more sober, point.

Just saw that Tony Head passed away. I loved Giles in Buffy and loved to hate Rupert in Ted Lasso. He was a great actor. RIP

Videos captured more than a dozen autonomous Waymo self-driving SUVs entering and turning around on a dead-end Atlanta street.

My unpopular opinion for today: I don’t think Trump has dementia. He’s just a truly despicable person with unlimited power and is behaving exactly like a despicable person with unlimited power behaves.

Had to be done

Do I have any followers in the Los Angeles area who is looking for some sweet cats? Or any followers who know someone in L.A. who is?

The only nouns that I recognize in the entire screenshot shared here are Adderall, DMX, and Ketamine. Everything else is gibberish.

Baphomet, minding his own business: “Now why am I in this?”

Thinking about all the missing indigenous women across the heartland while reading how police used thousands of dollars and a helicopter to recover a stuffed toy bear. I guess it will be considered money well spent since they got to arrest two black kids.

I turned 55 three weeks ago and I had to buy my first pair of reading glasses today. Now I'm having a martini. It's called self care.

I’m also guessing a LOT of working class people work in these wealthy neighborhoods and can benefit from this childcare center. Someone has to bring the rich people their $34 burgers and they need childcare, too.

A Chicago pope is a pope for this timeline.

As a former teacher, I cannot stress how much bull shit this is. Is this a funded mandate? Who is going to teach the teachers how to write cursive well enough to teach it themselves? And when? And what current classes will be sacrificed for this useless “skill”? Music? Art? Recess?

Attention middle-aged MAGA, here's your chance to play out all your COD fantasies in real life!

It’s wild seeing people puzzled when they realize that the government terrorizing and tormenting immigrants and dehumanizing trans people didn’t magically make their lives better.

Post a gif of who you wanted to be as a kid

For a moment I thought this was a confession.

Openly admitting that Ellison is going to turn CNN into state-run media is a rare instance of honesty from this administration.

A brief 🧵 on how insurance companies are determined to drive us all insane. I need an insanely expensive drug that is not on my insurance company’s formulary. Thusly, they will never pay for any of it. So they directed me to the drug company’s patient assistance program.

Translation: In a few days, Glorious Leader will declare total victory and leave Iran in chaos and a leadership vacuum (which worked out just super in Iraq). The US will continue to fund the violence through Israel and the Kurds.

I’m turning 55 on Saturday. It’s nice to know I can still achieve meaningful things.

Is this “evidence” every single thing happening every single day? Because, if so, the simulation is collapsing.

they’re ready to fuck

“2026 is the year of the horse” The horse:

I’m trapped in NYC by the blizzard. While having our flight cancelled for THREE days is not ideal, if we have to be stuck somewhere, it might as well be one of the greatest cities in the world. I have food, shelter, and a man I love so what else do I need?

Hitting iconic NYC beer bars while visiting. Like a big nerd, I'm having a sparkling water while everyone else is drinking, but we're all happy.

I'm vacationing in NYC and my husband was thrilled to find this.

This is my planner organizer I bought from @mostlybree.kitrocha.com Etsy shop. (And my favorite pen holder ever from a now-closed gift shop in Chattanooga.) As you can see it will hold a notebook-sized planner/journal in the back. Also check out the adorable little baby dragon and octopus. 😍

I just bought one of these and love it. It’s just what I needed for my craft/art/tarot/letter writing table.

For the last several days, I've been putting out bird seed since we still have several inches or snow/ice covering the ground. Now I find myself doing several birdings a day. I may be hooked on birding now. Help.

If this happens, you know he's going to name their child THAT word.

Does Waltz know out about getting a cancer diagnosis in America or being a pregnant woman in rural Alabama who needs an obstetrician?

MAGA Mike really needs an Ann Sullivan.

Warning: Reports indicate immigration checkpoints along major interstates in Oklahoma, with Interstate 40 most impacted.

I’m not a mom, and I don’t like wine at all, but I’d proudly lead a battalion of Bourbon Broads against these goons.

We used to be a real country.

WTF is happening!? The officials are determined to help Georgia to the bitter end and beyond.

I giggle at the thought of LSU having to keep paying Kiffen’s playoff bonuses.

This game has been a rollercoaster!! Six seconds to go!

Of course she is in Nashville, because of course she is.

My takeaway from this is that a ship-building contractor “donated” a shit ton of money to the “ballroom fund” and will now be getting billions of taxpayer dollars and likely never produce any ships at all while the U.S. citizens continue to not have healthcare.

The number one movie when you were ten will define your 2026. Hot damn! Nazis getting their faces melted off?? Yes, please. If that’s going to be how it works, bring on 2026!!