I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

(going to hell and starting to freak out) okay, okay. five things i can see. the devil,

I deleted several posts about a Times story because they violated Times social media standards.

What would make someone think that a democratic president would want to do this (let alone fight for it if they did)

Lamar and Billee

Phew. Nothing to worry about then

This has to be understood in context. The Village People were at the inauguration. They performed their hit, λMCA.

[Richest man in the world does gesture that looks exactly like Sieg Heil at inauguration of US president] Me: is that good?

Wait a sec are hash tags even still a thing? “Boomer

Bluesky so far giving that Twitter vibe of showing me the same thing over and over again. This one is especially cool because it’s the same story reported nine times