The entire Republican side of the KY Senate race so far appears to be Andy Barr saying he loves Trump and the other side saying “No he doesn’t.” That’s the whole campaign. Can’t freaking wait until the world of politics doesn’t revolve around fealty (or not) to one fucking guy.

Christian McCaffrey: 3.1 yards per carry, no 70-yard rushing games, no rushing touchdowns Also Christian McCaffrey: At least 20 PPR points in all 5 games

Survivor pool drama continues! Week 5's pick is locked in.. can it keep you alive? No easy calls this week, but the “team facing the Titans” streak rolls on. Dive into @danieltkelley.bsky.social's full breakdown, hot takes, and who almost sneaked in 🏈🔥 ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...

What do you think Henry Rowengartner’s season stat line was? Was it literally all K’s other than his first two outings and his last one?

Here's the playoff bracket for you. It's done. Saw the script.

Player to lead their team in targets in every game (inc. ties): Trey McBride Tetairoa McMillan Ja'Marr Chase Nico Collins Justin Jefferson Chris Olave Garrett Wilson Jaxon Smith-Njigba

Players to lead their team in rushing yards in every game (inc. ties): Bijan Robinson James Cook III Chuba Hubbard Javonte Williams Josh Jacobs Jonathan Taylor Travis Etienne Jr Ashton Jeanty Kyren Williams De'Von Achane Jordan Mason Alvin Kamara Christian McCaffrey Tony Pollard

My award choices: MVP: AL Judge, NL Ohtani Cy: AL Skubal, NL Skenes ROY: AL Kurtz, NL Baldwin Manager: AL Vogt, NL Francona

We’re four weeks into the season now. Today on @ftnfantasy.com: What if we were only two weeks in? What would we be talking about? ftnfantasy.com/nfl/what-wed...

Week 4 target share leaders entering SNF: 1. Stefon Diggs, 41.2% 2. Drake London, 38.5% T3. Puka Nacua/A.J. Brown, 37.5% 5. Jakobi Meyers, 35.0% 6. Quentin Johnston, 34.2% 7. Jameson Williams, 32.0% 8. Michael Pittman Jr., 31.3% 9. Elic Ayomanor, 30.4% 10. Brock Bowers, 30.0%

I had never heard Nikki Remigio’s name said aloud before last week (totally thought it was Reh-midge-ee-oh, which is why I know when I first heard it), and now I’ve heard it in consecutive games.

Legitimately good block by Aaron Rodgers there

I know the Astros didn’t end up winning so this list is incomplete, but… Imagine if we still had a Game 163 to decide tiebreakers. Monday wound have the potential to be EPIC. Stupid Manfred.

If you read my NFL Survivor article on @ftnfantasy.com last week, you dodged the Packers and Falcons bullets and are still alive in your contest. Good job! Here's what we're doing for Week 4. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...

So if Tylenol is the cause then y’all gotta walk back all the vaccine complaints, right? Vaccines are fine now.

Taking my daughter thrifting and discovered that the Goodwill near my house has no fewer than three copies of “Powder” on DVD.

Week 3 was as weird as it gets in fantasy 🧐 WR explosions, surprise QB finishes, rollercoaster kickers, and more. @danieltkelley.bsky.social has the full “Week in Weird” breakdown⤵️ ftnfantasy.com/nfl/fantasy-...

Non-QBs with 10+ non-PPR points every game played so far: Bijan Robinson James Cook III J.K. Dobbins Travis Etienne Jr. Christian McCaffrey Keenan Allen Puka Nacua Jaxon Smith-Njigba Spencer Shrader Eddy Piñeiro *Tyler Loop could join tonight.

Looking forward to the administration’s conclusion that Tylenol and autism are inextricably linked.

Yo this game stinks

Hey Mahomes, quit doing *that*

Week 3 target share leaders entering SNF: 1. Puka Nacua, 45.5% 2. Christian McCaffrey, 39.5% 3. Garrett Wilson, 37.1% 4. Josh Jacobs, 36.0% 5. A.J. Brown, 35.7% 6. Courtland Sutton, 34.8% 7. Chris Olave, 34.2% T8. Tre Tucker/Tetairoa McMillan, 33.3% 10 DeVonta Smith, 32.1%

Absolute dumbest fucking timeline

I’m 2-0 in NFL Survivor picks this year on @ftnfantasy.com, which isn’t remarkable until you remember we had lost like 60% of teams by this point last year. Check out my pick for Week 3! ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...

Players who have been PPR top-12 position finishers both weeks: Lamar Jackson Daniel Jones Patrick Mahomes James Cook Christian McCaffrey Javonte Williams Bijan Robinson De'Von Achane Chuba Hubbard Saquon Barkley Puka Nacua Juwan Johnson Tyler Warren Trey McBride Harold Fannin Travis Kelce

On @ftnfantasy.com today, I wrote about the "You Helped Nobody" All-Stars so far, the guys who have put up fantasy numbers that do nothing for anyone in fantasy. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/fantasy-...

W2 target share leaders entering SNF: 1. Davante Adams, 40.6% T2. Zay Flowers/Amon-Ra St. Brown, 39.3% T4. Garrett Wilson/A.J. Brown, 38.1% 6. Ja'Marr Chase, 37.2% T7. Jaxon Smith-Njigba/Rome Odunze, 33.3% 9. Malik Nabers, 32.5% 10. De'Von Achane, 31.3%

And have gone on to lose Nathan Eovaldi, Corey Seager and Adolis García during that stretch as well.

I’m still hoping they bring Terriers back somehow.

With a sweat, we started our NFL Survivor season 1-0. Let's get an easier win in Week 2. Up now on @ftnfantasy.com: ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...

One of my sons spent all day yesterday saying he felt a little sick. Not bad enough to miss school or his baseball game last night, but not happy. Then he had his game and played the game of his life. So now I gotta cough on this kid every game day to keep him under the weather.

A guide to your 2025 Jacksonville Jaguars.

Of course I’m going to watch Sunday of Week 1, it’s a huge day of football, the only thing that I’d miss that for would be if, like, Jeff Goldblum were playing a concert in a legendary venue and I had tickets … Enjoy the games, y’all.

Well okay, if the season starts tonight, I GUESS I'll make my guaranteed-to-be-right predictions.

Playing Survivor this season? My Eliminator article is back! (Yes i called it Survivor once and Eliminator once, we’re bad at naming things.) Up now on @ftnfantasy.com. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-surv...

The "After Life" trilogy, based on the novels by Daniel Kelley, coming soon to theaters near you.

Can I just say, I love Ketel Marte, and also, I would be just fine if he never played against the Rangers again.

Shouldn't "accurately citing baseball stats" be, like, Grok's specialty? Seems like the easiest thing ever to get right.

Christian McCaffrey’s games played, J.J. McCarthy’s pass attempts, Steelers TE sets, & David Montgomery’s carries could unlock your 2025 draft plan. @danieltkelley.bsky.social breaks down these & more in Fantasy Numbers We Want To Know Early ⤵️ ftnfantasy.com/nfl/the-2025...

I just saw a political ad that a guy was “fully woke” because he has admitted in the past to giving political donations to … Mitch McConnell.

Dov Kleinman

It’s going great, y’all.

That is a *wild* group of possibilities.

I ranked the Rivalries uniforms for @ftnfantasy.com, and ... I mean, they're pretty good! The Bills are obviously the best, but there isn't a total clunker in here (except maybe the Pats?). ftnfantasy.com/nfl/ranking-...

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

That’s just one bold prediction. @danieltkelley.bsky.social's full list includes breakout stars, top scorers, and surprise fantasy storylines that could shake up the 2025 season ⤵️ ftnfantasy.com/nfl/bold-pre...

Bold Predictions 😤 Joe Burrow will throw for 5,000 yards in 2025 according to @danieltkelley.bsky.social 👀 After a slow start last year, he finished on a tear and with the Bengals’ defense likely still struggling, Burrow is primed to lead the league in passing yards.

Tetairoa McMillan! Joe Burrow! ... Dameon Pierce? It's my bold-bolder-boldest bold predictions for the 2025 fantasy football season, up now on @ftnfantasy.com. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/bold-pre...

Gonna write a movie where it’s this but it’s humans.