Draft’s over! For @ftnfantasy.com, here are my veteran winners and losers of the weekend. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/fantasy-...

Are we ... meant to believe these are different photos? With identical trees, cloud cover and birds?

Day 2 of the NFL Draft was a wild one for fantasy value. Get the full takeaways from @danieltkelley.bsky.social ftnfantasy.com/nfl/2026-nfl...

Does Kyle Shanahan just have a kink for third-round running backs?

My Day 2 takeaways are up now on @ftnfantasy.com. Read it or I’ll tell your mom. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/2026-nfl...

My Day 2 takeaways are up now on @ftnfantasy.com. Read it or I’ll tell your mom. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/2026-nfl...

The 2026 NFL Draft is officially off the rails 🤯 From Jeremiyah Love making history at #3 to a massive shocker in LA... day 1 did NOT stick to the script 👀 @danieltkelley.bsky.social's takeaways & fantasy fallout ⤵️ ftnfantasy.com/2026-nfl-dra...

My first-round fantasy recap with full takeaways is already live on @ftnfantasy.com. ftnfantasy.com/2026-nfl-dra...

For @ftnfantasy.com, I spent hours and hours (and hours) diving into every draft-pick trade over the last decade to see which teams do the best, which do the worst, and which (Chargers) hardly even bother. Check it out! ftnfantasy.com/nfl/draft-pi...

Accidentally clicked on the "Coyote vs. Acme" trending topic and thought everyone in my feed was suddenly excited about the movie all at once.

A decade of draft day disasters. @danieltkelley.bsky.social breaks down the worst hauls from 2016-2025 😬 ftnfantasy.com/nfl/the-wors...

Will never see Capuano without thinking of @jonbois.bsky.social.

For @ftnfantasy.com today, I went back through the last decade of drafts to find the teams that did the absolute worst each year and try to find some takeaways. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/the-wors...

Hindsight is 20/20, but these NFL draft hauls were pure gold 💎 @danieltkelley.bsky.social ranks the best classes of the last decade ⤵️ ftnfantasy.com/nfl/the-best...

was once New Amsterdam.

I laughed

Draft day winners aren't crowned in April... they're proven over a decade 🏆 @danieltkelley.bsky.social revisits the legendary hauls from the Saints' 2017 masterclass to the Texans' instant 2023 turnaround 🗒️ ftnfantasy.com/nfl/the-best...

Shout out to Shake Shack, who made me put in my number to be texted when my order was ready AND take a table tent so they could drop the food off on my table, and then neither happened and they just called my name until I came and got it.

"Why did the U.S. let Trump drop a nuke? Didn't the House and Senate do anything?" Congress:

How much can one draft fix a franchise? For @ftnfantasy.com, I looked back at the last 10 years of drafts to find the teams that fared the best and how it impacted their fortunes. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/the-best...

Since 2000 29 NFL teams have swung for a 1st-round QB... Only the Cowboys, Seahawks & Saints have completely opted out of the Round 1 QB market this century🏈 @danieltkelley.bsky.social dives into the data to see if a rookie savior actually exists ftnfantasy.com/nfl/so-youre...

Every youth baseball coaching staff has at least 3: • 65-year-old guy, mustache and bad knees, has coached 30 years • A dad, 45 pounds overweight, knows ball, never even jogs • Vibes dad, doesn’t know a thing about baseball • Former college SP who looks like a stock broker

Curious about drafting a Round 1 quarterback? For @ftnfantasy.com, I went through every one taken since the turn of the century in search of trends, lessons and takeaways. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/so-youre...

The major wave of free agency is behind us & @danieltkelley.bsky.social breaks down the updated NFL Power Rankings 👀 ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-powe...

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

"Oooo, I have Skenes going on opening day, I'm gonna get off to a good start in my fantasy league."

No Skenes-to-Cruz Christmas card this year

Excellent point

Good thing it’s not populated largely by quickly growing adolescents then!

2026 MLB takes are IN 🔥 The FTN crew picked league leaders, fantasy studs, awards, division winners & the WS champ 👑 @rotogut.bsky.social @mlbdream.bsky.social @joeorrico99.bsky.social @lucasbiery33.bsky.social @jennybutler830.bsky.social @danieltkelley.bsky.social ftnfantasy.com/mlb/2026-mlb...

Who's the last man standing on YOUR team's roster entering 2026? 🧓 Some fan faves... some head-scratchers 😕 @danieltkelley.bsky.social's full 32-team list ftnfantasy.com/nfl/the-long...

TD regression coming 👀 @danieltkelley.bsky.social flags the 50&10 Club players set to score way less in 2026 🤔 ftnfantasy.com/nfl/the-5010...

One-game fantasy mirages of '25 🔍 @danieltkelley.bsky.social outs the outlier explosions hiding busts... from QB fireworks to TE traps, see who’s fooling 2026 drafts. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/fantasy-...

Fantasy Football Free Agency Winners & Losers 📊 @danieltkelley.bsky.social tags who's up big & who's hurting 😬 ftnfantasy.com/nfl/fantasy-...

Chuck Norris jokes were the first memes that people who weren't funny could join in on. A true harbinger.

The hot pepper segment in this week’s Top Chef is one of the funniest bits I’ve ever seen in a cooking show, and watching it with my wife (the biggest spice baby ever) only made it funnier.

You might say this is the program’s … high point.

Today on @ftnfantasy.com: The 50&10 Club, or: Eight players who I will bet anything score fewer touchdowns in 2026. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/the-5010...

Nookie

NCAA Tournament 2026: Mascot Madness 😈🐊 @danieltkelley.bsky.social on which mascot cuts down the nets 👀 ftnfantasy.com/cbb/ncaa-tou...

@craigcalcaterra.bsky.social To be fair, leaning into jingoism, militarism and redass chumpfuckery increasingly IS America’s culture.

The NFL schedule changes every year, but the constant is the six divisional games. On @ftnfantasy.com the last couple days, what that's meant for fantasy. Players most helped by their division: ftnfantasy.com/nfl/the-fant... Most hurt: ftnfantasy.com/nfl/the-fant...

Easy divisions = fantasy gold? @danieltkelley.bsky.social reveals 2025's top division dominators primed for more smash weeks in '26 😤 ftnfantasy.com/nfl/the-fant...

I just finished rewatching The Good Place, and Prime said because I watched that I might be interested in The Minecraft Movie. I am VERY curious how the algorithm came to that conclusion.

All right, Bobby Witt Jr

Honestly kinda surprised White-to-Washington wasn’t one of those 12:01 p.m. announcements. I have been assuming it’d happen all offseason.

🚨 FA Madness Incoming 🚨 QB fits @colinmctamany.bsky.social → ftnfantasy.com/nfl/ideal-la... RB fits @fftylero.bsky.social → ftnfantasy.com/nfl/ideal-la... WR fits @danieltkelley.bsky.social → ftnfantasy.com/nfl/ideal-la... TE fits @colinmctamany.bsky.social → ftnfantasy.com/nfl/ideal-la...