God parliamentary procedure is so dang annoying. "Reclaiming my time, reclaiming my time, reclaiming my time." Bondi's a shitbag, but the process is so damn annoying too.

NFC Fantasy Offseason Roadmap! 🏈🗺️ @danieltkelley.bsky.socialcooks up moves for every NFC team... QB reshuffles, WR trades, RB shakeups and more fantasy madness 👀 ftnfantasy.com/nfl/fantasy-...

Good job, Liz Lemley

Moves @danieltkelley.bsky.social wants to see 👀 🧐 Chiefs ftnfantasy.com/nfl/fantasy-...

Moves @danieltkelley.bsky.social wants to see 👀 Jaguars 🤝 Raiders ftnfantasy.com/nfl/fantasy-...

AFC Fantasy Offseason Roadmap 🗺️ @danieltkelley.bsky.social has the Raiders grabbing Mendoza #1 💯 Then wild QB/RB/WR swaps across the conference. Jets, Pats, Chiefs... full shakeup awaits 👀 ftnfantasy.com/nfl/fantasy-...

The season is over, so I’m looking to the offseason. On @ftnfantasy.com, it’s my offseason road map, finding landing spots and job for all the big players and fits for every team. Today: AFC. Maxx Crosby, AJ Brown, Kyle Pitts and more. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/fantasy-...

🗣️ Injured stars to stash for 2026 LaPorta... McLaurin + forgotten RBs ready to pop from @danieltkelley.bsky.social 👀 ftnfantasy.com/nfl/jonathon...

Pitchers & catchers report in a week! @danieltkelley.bsky.social just ran through all the “old faces, new places” you need to know for 2026 🧐 ftnfantasy.com/mlb/fantasy-...

2025's most garbage-time TDs ranked 😂 See who @danieltkelley.bsky.social crowns #1 irrelevant 🏈 ftnfantasy.com/nfl/the-most...

The boys have discovered the 2022 Netflix nine-episode series called Super PupZ, and all I have to say about it is Oh, Dave Foley, How The Mighty Have Fallen.

Bad day to be in charge of rosters in Minnesota.

"Well, we promised to show you every touchdown on RedZone Channel, so here's this," in article form. On @ftnfantasy.com right now, the most irrelevant touchdowns of 2025. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/the-most...

tell me your pet’s name in a gif

2025 Fantasy One-Hit Wonders 🎵 Which stars peaked for just one magical season? 👀 @danieltkelley.bsky.social has the full breakdown 👇 ftnfantasy.com/nfl/kenneth-...

Someone invite me to your beach house this weekend, thanks.

Today on @ftnfantasy.com : I play wet blanket on some of the career years of 2025 — guys who will never do *that* again. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/kenneth-...

My niece, in grad school at Northwestern, just texted me that she’s going to a sports bar to watch the Bears and wanted me to give her a little bit of information. First question: “So are they baseball or football?”

Least Unexpected Losses of 2025: Jets utterly demolished 😭 Peak win probs as low as 8.5% 😬 @danieltkelley.bsky.social tallies the cringe 👇 ftnfantasy.com/nfl/the-leas...

The Most Unexpected Losses of the 2025 NFL Season 👀 Teams hit 90%+ win probability 24 times in 2025 … and still lost 😬 @danieltkelley.bsky.social's full meltdown list 👇 ftnfantasy.com/nfl/the-most...

What if 2025 FF went totally sideways? 🤔 @danieltkelley.bsky.social rewrites the season: No Jake Browning Bengals fiasco? Saquon with elite O-line help? Bears skipping bye? Mind-bending alternate histories 🤯 ftnfantasy.com/nfl/what-if-...

The season's over, so it's time for one of my favorite fun annual exercises: What If? Change a couple small things about the season, and what happens? Up now on @ftnfantasy.com. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/what-if-...

Week 18 target share leaders entering SNF: 1. Colston Loveland, 44.8% 2. Amon-Ra St. Brown, 41.7% 3. Cade Otton, 40.9% 4. Justin Jefferson, 36.7% 5. Keenan Allen, 34.2% 6. Xavier Hutchinson, 32.1% 7. Isaiah Williams, 31.8% 8. Jaxon Smith-Njigba, 30.8% 9. Ryan Flournoy, 30.8%

Around 10:30 on New Year's Eve, my 15-year-old had the best brainwave of all time. She told the boys that the rule was that "Six Seven" has to be left in 2025, and they can't say it in 2026. I'm sure that'll evaporate as soon as they go back to school, but the last couple days have been nice.

Week 18 survivor pick locked 🏆 @danieltkelley.bsky.social navigates rest chaos... final 7 contenders ranked for your last stand 😤 ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...

Week 18 has such weird motivations that picking a team for NFL Survivor is tough. But I made my pick on @ftnfantasy.com. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...

There is no I between the V and O in “mischievous.” It’s miss-chih-vus, not miss-chee-vee-us.

The NFL's saddest yardage leaders are here 😩 @danieltkelley.bsky.social ranks the decade's most pitiful receiving/rushing totals... who led their team with sub-500 air yards or a QB's scrambles? ftnfantasy.com/nfl/the-piti...

Week 17 Survivor pick is locked 🧠 @danieltkelley.bsky.social eliminates the chaosand reveals his "stay-alive" must-play 👀 ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...

A Christmas Story is not a good movie. I’m sorry. (If you like it, great! But goodness, do I Not Get It.)

2025 draft busts autopsied 💀 @danieltkelley.bsky.social rates the total whiffs from Barkley to Worthy & reveals which early picks truly tanked your squad 🙃 ftnfantasy.com/nfl/bust-rat...

My NFL Survivor pick for Week 16 is up on @ftnfantasy.com. This week I had two team I was deciding between, and the ultimate decision came down to which team I wanted to save for later. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...

Week 15 turned into a fantasy playoff fever dream 🤒 @danieltkelley.bsky.social is handing out Fantasy Playoff Hall of Fame jackets to Kyle Pitts Sr., Trevor Lawrence, Amon-Ra & the rest of this year’s heroes while revisiting the all-time postseason heaters 🔥 ftnfantasy.com/nfl/the-fant...

“In our commercial, the daughter cries and says ‘We’re moving back to Ohio.’” “Okay, yeah, I get that, she’s sad.” “No, no, get this — they’re HAPPY tears.” “You lost me.”

W15 target share leaders entering SNF: 1. Amon-Ra St. Brown, 48.7% 2. Ja'Marr Chase, 47.1% 3. Harold Fannin Jr., 45.2% 4. Zay Flowers, 41.7% 5. Dallas Goedert, 38.9% 6. Mike Evans, 37.5% 7. Rashee Rice, 36.7% 8. Mack Hollins, 36.4% 9. Dalton Schultz, 34.6% 10. Trey McBride, 34.2%

Petition to let Kirk Cousins bounce around to whatever team is facing the Buccaneers each week next season and set every all-time passing record. (Numbers per the @ftnfantasy.com splits tool.)

Only the strong & lucky survive 😬 @danieltkelley.bsky.social’s Week 14 Survivor Picks are here & the options are getting thin🧠 ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...

There are two teams on 10-game winning streaks right now. Both are at home in Week 15. And both are underdogs. That’s wild.

Can you name the longest-tenured player on every MLB organization? On @ftnfantasy.com today, I highlighted what I’m calling the 3,000-Day Club. ftnfantasy.com/mlb/the-3000...

My Survivor pick on @ftnfantasy.com lost last week. That’s dumb. But we’re back at it this week to pick a winner. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...

Maaaaannnnn, this sucks. Raul Malo's voice was so amazing.

Justin Jefferson: Biggest fantasy bust ever? It's wild.

Week 14 target share leaders entering SNF: T1. DK Metcalf/Michael Wilson, 36.4% 3. Kyle Pitts Sr., 35.7% 4. Puka Nacua, 35.5% T5. Jaylen Waddle/Zay Flowers/Jaxon Smith-Njigba/Michael Pittman Jr., 33.3% 9. Jakobi Meyers, 32.3% 10. Emeka Egbuka, 32.1%

Still alive in your NFL Survivor pool? Week 14 gets *tricky.* @danieltkelley.bsky.social breaks down which teams to trust…and which to avoid. 👀 ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...

This would be *wild*

Down the home stretch in Survivor picks on @ftnfantasy.com. Pretty happy with my pick this week. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/nfl-week...

What on earth

The AFC North has a .396 win rate, no positive point differentials, and a team flirting with a top-5 pick. @danieltkelley.bsky.social dug in to see if this is the worst division in NFL history or just AFC-level bad 😬 ftnfantasy.com/nfl/the-wors...

For @ftnfantasy.com today: Is this year's AFC North the worst division ever? It's moving that direction. ftnfantasy.com/nfl/the-wors...

Week 13 target share leaders entering SNF: 1. A.J. Brown, 40.0% 2. Rashee Rice, 37.5% 3. Jameson Williams, 37.0% T4. Ashton Jeanty/Adonai Mitchell, 36.4% 6. George Pickens, 35.1% T7. Jordan Addison/Christian Watson, 34.5% 9. Puka Nacua, 33.3% 10. Ja'Marr Chase, 31.8%