And we declare unto you fucking glad tidings, how that the promise which was made unto the fathers -- Acts 13:32

I think we'd all feel a lot differently about AI if it was trained EXCLUSIVELY on early aughts Wonkette.

It is what it is streaming everywhere

Today's Random #ecchi anime was the Monogatari series. Who is your favorite girl from the show?

Does data support all the Shai hate? No, not quantitatively. Shai is 15th in FTr (FTA/FGA) among the top 300 players in minutes played. Jimmy Butler is the best at drawing fouls/grifting. Shai is behind Deni Avdija, Austin Reaves and Joel Embiid. Luka takes the most FTs and the most shots. 1/2

Starfighter Missile Intercept

Hanekawa Tsubasa · Owarimonogatari anime

Let’s all post it and see if they indict all of us.

Nekomonogatari Shiro anime

Kanbaru Suruga · Owarimonogatari anime

Nekomonogatari Shiro anime

Tsukimonogatari anime

Alien Rave Step

For too long, bureaucracy kept 7 child care centers across our city empty — spaces that should have been alive with laughter instead collected dust. We've run through that red tape. This fall, all 7 will open their doors, bringing an additional 240 free 3-K seats & real relief to working families.

Kiss-shot · Kizumonogatari anime

The Toronto circus riot occurred on 13 July 1855. It began as a brothel fight between American circus clowns traveling with the S.B. Howes' Star Troupe Menagerie & Circus and local firefighters associated with the Hook & Ladder company, and resulted in the firefighters destroying the circus.

Then drew fucking near unto him all the publicans and sinners for to hear him. -- Luke 15:1

It’s nice having a politician who actually wants to do shit. Pretty refreshing. Seems like we should’ve been doing this the whole time.

What the hell is going on in Canadian media? Why was journalist Tina Yazdani — who was dogged in her coverage of Ontario Premier Doug Ford’s government — suddenly fired from CityNews without any explanation to the public? This is potential-major-press-freedom-story levels of concerning:

"Those who don’t want sexual predators as lawmakers probably imagine someone else could run for Congress. But the United States has spent centuries developing a leadership pipeline that favors maximal male sliminess."

Monogatari Series 10th Anniversary Illustration Works

@drstaceypatton.bsky.social Are you attending this glorious shindig?

Substack is trash. Just my opinion!

Bakemonogatari manga

Love the Trishasodes!

Whether it's Pete Hegseth being a white nationalist alcoholic sexual predator with a fetish for violence or Lloyd Austin being Black, the two most recent secretaries of defense have alienated segments of the American public.

"My country has declared victory. My country has refused to declare defeat. Negotiations are ongoing. Negotiations have never gone on. Diplomacy has been a total failure. Diplomatic efforts have been a success, and it is only a matter of days. I rejoice, and I mourn."

“Fermented all the juice boxes during snack time. I can’t prove it. But I know he did it.”

Monogatari Puc Puc

“We would rather be ruined than changed We would rather die in our dread Than climb the cross of the moment And let our illusions die.” ― W H Auden, The Age of Anxiety: A Baroque Eclogue

Chikapon is my favorite.

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From Wikipedia: 193 – The Praetorian Guard assassinated Roman emperor Pertinax and sold the imperial office in an auction to Didius Julianus. Hey at least the USA hasn't done this (yet).

Every picture of ICE agents in airports is just this again

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Let him eschew fucking evil, and do good; let him seek peace, and ensue it. -- 1 Peter 3:11

You heard the man...

Monogatari Puc Puc

Kanbaru Suruga · Monogatari Puc Puc

Araragi Tsukihi · Nisemonogatari anime

Hachikuji Mayoi · Bakemonogatari manga

Now this is how to make a campaign ad. Best wishes and luck from Canada for Kat.

Beauty Trisha!

What a fucking maroon.