All these exclamation points would have irked me to no end

Watching a show on the tv, playing a game on my iPad, and listening to something on my phone. Not sure why my coworkers all think I have ADHD though?

Bringing in the new year watching Love Is Blind and hopefully going to sleep before they start going crazy with the fireworks lmao

Depressed and defeated (and also drunk), but hopefully on the up and up lmao

Can someone at least give my job a doctors note on my behalf, they’re gonna think I’m lying about being dead

I was supposed to get up a cool 30 minutes ago, so imma be sick if I go check these clothes and they still wet, knowing I have to leave in ten minutes 😭

It’s over with gang. You gotta buy matching pjs just for Tuesdays now.

“You don’t go to a bar sober” What you think I’m there for gang?

Damn. I think I got scammed out of some satin-lined beanies 😔

I know it’s gon sound crazy… But I sometimes be a lil jealous of people who lack toes and taller ants

Friend, nachos, money

This is actually so offensive 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Good fry don’t need no sauce

Think I’m gonna try to find a bar that’s open near me, get a marg or two, and catch a movie. Being sad in the house ain’t it.

Always felt like Rudolph was too forgiving for my liking.

Feeling exceptionally bah humbug-ish today. High key don’t even wanna leave the room or get out of bed

It’s Christmas time and after 8am, im still BLASTING the AC in my car. That’s wild

Ain’t even opened my eyes all the way yet, and it’s a nigga covered in his own nut on the SL. It’s not even 8am gang 😭😭

So. I’ll say this. Yu Yu Hakusho is one of the greatest rides you’ll ever take in anime history. 112 episodes of greatness. It’s the only anime I’ve enjoyed that keeps the SAME theme song all the way through. If you’ve never seen it, start it. If ya have….put it on ya rewatch list. Spirit Gun nigga.

Naughty list, all of you

Sometimes I just watch the whole YouTube video from the preview because I can’t be bothered to watch a five second ad

“Zay got the motherfuckin' bass thumpin Dolph got the motherfuckin' trap jumpin' Doors to the trap open, I'll sell you something”

Shout out VTO. I’m going back home 🙌🏾

Damn it’s really time to get up for work huh 😭

If she hurry up and put pen to paper I might get to 😭

Like 90% of my vocal stims come from rap songs and it’s so annoying because I really be saying shit I have no business saying if it’s catchy. Why am I saying “I bet wooski still twitching” 100 times a day 😭

How long you gotta do crack to lose like 40 pounds?

I get paid Christmas Eve, so imma just say everything in the mail

I love when the person the documentary is about shows up in the documentary

It’s crazy how I really only remember to eat when I’m at work or taking care of my daughter

Because when did weed stop being enough

Looking at all yall snow posts, meanwhile its supposedly a severe weather advisory where I am, and it’s 60° lmaooo

✨✨Skyline Cleanser✨✨ U think its about to be a cute tik tok, then it turns into a whole other type of CUTE Did u know sea lions were so goofy??

I wanna get my life together and go back to school, but I really fucked up the first time around and tanked my GPA the whole time, and don’t even know how I would go about restarting. I know what I want to do this time but the thought of going back and not knowing where to start is so overwhelming😭

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in all my life i ain’t never heard a nigga say “ayyy put some Em on”

It’s cold out, I know he feel that breeze caressing his entire scalp 😭

Game recognize game, Granddad… and you looking kinda unfamiliar right now”

$10 you can’t guess who this is about

My BCBA giving real Michael Scott energy because she just wrote the NICEST review of me for my performance review, but when I work with her she just be like “you’re pretty good at what you do” which was actually already pretty affirming to me lmao

Black and hunter green lately

They put Ultimate Ninja Storm on Apple Arcade and I’ve been having a BLAST

Tryna get to the bottom of these posts about dude and his wife and all i see is “Blocked” under every quote 😭

It must be nice for yall watching your nfl team in the fourth every week and at least thinking they might win. Falcons so ass I just end up watching yesterdays UGA highlights 😭

i don’t feel the christmas spirit.