Stock-looking soft top is *chef's kiss*

Grandpa's favorite: "I gotta go see a man about a horse." Grandma's favorite: "Y is a crooked letter"

You know that feeling you get when you know you've won an argument because your opponent blocked you instead of responding? It's the best.

I'm so fucking done with Doomers who think that Trump is an all-powerful god who can do anything he wants, including stopping the elections. Fuck off with that obeying in advance nonsense.

Many people are saying that skin needs more research.

Regarding #2: He cannot *do* something that he cannot do. "If he somehow did it anyway" implies that he *can* do something that he physically cannot do. This is bullshit framing bordering on doomerism.

This is the only bad bunny I care about.

In my case, the reason is *always* that my name is Steve and I make bad decisions.

Elmo is having a sad.

Watching Elon melt down in real time

This is who runs this account.

We really do live in the dumbest timeline.

This sign's maker understood the assignment.

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

When that man is dead and gone we'll go whistlin' down the street kissin' everyone we meet

Which is worse: Melania: the Movie or Vogon poetry? Discuss.

just choked on my beverage

I give this three thumbs up!

Kristi Noem is a bird legged ho

I love Weird Al. Let's not go overboard here.

A song for Minneapolis. For immigrants. For Alex Pretti and Renee Good. For anyone who refuses to get used to this.

You're undetectable.

Thank god they are stupid

Fuck you, Melanoma!

(🚨) MAJOR BREAKING NEWS (NYT): Donald Trump Comes Out in Opposition to All Concealed Carry Laws, Betraying the Very Voters He Once Tried to Incite to Kill Hillary Clinton for Him There appears to be nothing left of the 2016 Trump. Not sure what today's MAGAs think they're supporting.

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Certainly appears moms with whistles won the Battle of Minneapolis.

Temu Napoleon get exiled to his own personal St. Helena.

MAGA RN:

ThIs Is PrOFeSsIoNaL lEvEl LoGiStIcS

Apple has jumped the shark.

No, Kash, in Minnesota you literally have the right to carry a weapon wherever you want, as long as you have a permit to do so.

No, Dan, that's not how it works.

This is what the 1% is concerned with while Rome burns.

I think that, instead of hardened criminal, ICE has managed to kill the two nicest, most innocent people in Minnesota.

I think the appropriate response is "Fuck you, Pam."

Pam Bondi just sent a letter to Minnesota officials saying ICE will leave if the state turns over its voter database to Trump. Guess what? This has never been about safety or immigration. It’s a pretext for Trump to take over elections in swing states.

Defender of Democracy 'Pistol' Pete Kegsbreath

If any Dem senators vote for this, I'm going to write them a sternly worded letter.

That sure is a funny-lookin' gun.

Gov. Tim Walz: "Thank God we have video, because according to DHS, these seven heroic guys took an onslaught of a battalion against them or something. It's nonsense, people. It's nonsense and it is lies."

I think the NRA needs to decide which side they're on.

I'm nearly positive that there is no justification for shooting a person who is on the ground, unless that person was pointing a weapon at you. It doesn't appear that this was the case.

No comment.

Obligatory Russian reversal: In Fascist Amerika, Greenland invades YOU!