The convertible 900 looks good, but it completely negates the main benefit of the 900: the massive amount of cargo space in the hatchback.

Enslaved people lasted for centuries. These idiots couldn’t even hold a hallway for an afternoon.

This app kills me. I did a search for "The Boys", because I wanted to read some hot takes about the series finale, but, instead, I was mostly confronted with pictures of naked dudes and furry anime porn or whatever you call that stuff. I'm too old for this shit.

The Boys series finale stuck the landing. Probably the most satisfying ending to a series, ever, IMHO. BTW, did anyone else notice that a slot car controller featured prominently in the climactic scene?

I still think about this sometimes.

Again, for those in the back: ELECTIONS ARE A STATE FUNCTION. TRUMP CANNOT CANCEL AN ELECTION.

He's clearly a DINO

Fuck Fetterman sideways with a red-hot iron cactus.

Now that Cassidy got spanked in his primary, he disvovered his spine. If the Republicans get similar treatment in November, one wonders whether we will see this pattern repeated.

Good breakdown of the background and bottom line: "If you paid 2023 federal income taxes in the state of Connecticut, $3 out of every $100 you paid is now set aside for reimbursing people who a committee of people allied with the president decide were treated unfairly by government actions."

A2, generally

IMHO, this is the "extinction burst" of the entire racist/evangelical/nationalist/confederate effort in this country. They know they're losing, and this is their last chance. I believe that the harder they try to cling to power, the greater will be the backlash.

It dawned on me that all the pearl clutching about the "death of democracy" is just us white people figuring out what black and brown people already knew: whether or not democracy even exists in the first place is entirely dependent whether your group is currently being protected by its existence.

Mornin'. Nice day for fishin', ain't it?

Oedipus had an Elon Complex

I've got Bluetooth now.

May the Fourth be with you!

#imsa #Weathertech Monterey Sportscar Championship Laguna Seca

@turnermotorsport.bsky.social Liqui-Moly BMW M4 GT3 #LagunaSeca! #IMSA Monterey Sportscar Championship

Throwback Porsches at #LagunaSeca! #IMSA Monterey Sportscar Championship

Top of the Corkscrew! #IMSA #LagunaSeca #Weathertech @turnermotorsport.bsky.social

I was opposed to be running the Kentucky Derby this afternoon, but I I was scratched due to a swollen left front pastern caused by a skin infection. (look at #9)

THE LOOP Cuckoo clock: Apr 10 ✅ 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 britannica.com/games/loop/64

THE LOOP Venus de Milo: Apr 27 ✅ 🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 www.britannica.com/games/loop/58

I'm going to have an app and a remote!

By this time tomorrow, I will be a cyborg.

No lies detected

Whoopsie. Please tell me again how AI is going to replace the entire workforce.

IF IT BLEEDS WE CAN KILL IT

Irony is dead and buried

Kash would really like to come again, but he's so jacked up on cocaine and alcohol that he couldn't even come the first time.

This is absolutely perfect, because White Castle is the only fast food that tastes EXACTLY the same in both it's fresh and cooked-from-frozen forms.

👇🤭

Again, "martial law" is not a thing that is even remotely possible in a country with 350 million people, a billion guns, and only 2 million soldiers. Minneapolis proved that they can't even hold a medium sized city.

Neuromuncher

#Sacramento #Lost #Dog #LostDogs Sweet pit bull outside Best Western 15 Massie Ct, Sacramento, CA 95823 Looks like a stray. Very sweet dog, good disposition. Appears trained. I am unable to help but hoping someone who can will see this

Trying my best to avoid the drama of a competitive dance road trip in the most logical way available to me.

Behold!

Need.

Were people always this fucked up, or is social media just making it seem that way?

Holy shit. I was today years old when I learned that the meaning of 'avuncular' actually refers to the behavior of uncles. Mind. Blown.

Life imitates art, in the most literal way: The Onion buys InfoWars!

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

This seems suboptimal. #3d #3dPrinting

FTW. Pencils down. They won the internet today. Better luck tomorrow. bsky.app/profile/lita...

Please enjoy a picture of the Bayonne Bridge that I took around 1989.

I wonder how many people on here truly understand how fucked up this particular person's life journey has been. Do people under the age of 40 grasp the sheer level of fuckeduptitude?

Trump is working his way through The Art of War like it is an ass-backwards bucket list.