“Worry not my dearest, as you can see WD-40 is capable of making all things work. Even my monolithic hole stretcher can fit with the careful application of WD-40.”

They got kicked out of the pool because *someone* blew their load leaving 28 women and 5 men pregnant

No matter what, it’s important to have fun despite the haters, especially if you are several kilometers taller than the haters. What are they gonna do? Stop you from blowing your load across the whole world? They can’t even be on the same continent as you because of the thick miasma of pheromones.

Quote with an old piece ya still like! Rubrum x Setareh!!

@krello.bsky.social Goku vs Superman at home #art #fanart #fighting #crossover

Join the Espocitan Liberation Army and meet exotic follow service members

I hate working at the city that gets blown up by futa bitches man, I clock in at the Waffle House and it’s completely flooded with cum and this broad has the audacity to order 50,000 pecan waffles like every line chef and the freezer aren’t pregnant now

If you’ve been very good, Santa is bringing some very “exotic” gifts this year. And since you so kindly left out the catnip by the chimney, she’s here to stretch you all night long.

I am evil now #evil #irunoverlittlebabiesanddogs

Join the Espocitan Liberation Army and meet exotic follow service members

I hate working at the city that gets blown up by futa bitches man, I clock in at the Waffle House and it’s completely flooded with cum and this broad has the audacity to order 50,000 pecan waffles like every line chef and the freezer aren’t pregnant now

If you’ve been very good, Santa is bringing some very “exotic” gifts this year. And since you so kindly left out the catnip by the chimney, she’s here to stretch you all night long.

I am evil now #evil #irunoverlittlebabiesanddogs

Oh no

Oh no

Oh hello there

Wow

What the fuck dude it’s an event for kids you can’t wear that.

Some sketches ✨

Lynx sketch copying a pose I saw

Lynx girl thingies

ECHO MAKER - “Capital does not believe it can fail, which is why it must fail.” VOLITION - So young. So *unbearably* young… HALF LIGHT - Why do you see the two of them with their backs against a bullet-pocked wall, all of a sudden?

Thinking about giving jenny her shoulder pads back, what yall think?

Two of them

#StevenUniverse #LapisLazuli #Peridot

Hamburger Harmer, just a small vision into my fucked up and twisted psyche

For years, I've been working towards building a website to house all of my opinions and research. Today, it goes live with the launch article: Jet Fighter Generations Aren't Real. This website comes with a major change in how I produce and share content, so please read. 🧵

Painted/interpreted something my buddy @theimpactfont.bsky.social made some time ago as practice

Lynx Girl and the Menacing Stele of Hammurabi

*RAWKET LAUCHA*

Doodles of Martian vehicles

Power Armor

All hail, thank you for the gift @theimpactfont.bsky.social

The creature

Neon Navikea - typical dry cargo freighter designed to service colonies without extensive spacing infrastructure. The engine, as insane as it sounds, is a real though somewhat tenuous NASA proposal.

Redesigns @guzs-el.bsky.social @theimpactfont.bsky.social @dkrunks.bsky.social @funnynb3.bsky.social @swanpyart.bsky.social

getting a small business loan and using it to purchase a hundred copies of this. taking a photo of them and posting it with the caption "no one man should have all that flower." it gets two likes.

my reimagining of Ever Expanding Bunker where Intern is a weird fish

fucking hate knowing that the thing keeping me from getting all the way better is the sensation of hitting someone in the head as hard as i can with a baseball bat level swing no drama about it

GET THIS SHIT OFF ME RAAAAAHH

@spookston.bsky.social I saw your video on the BMD-4M and what I do to avoid the shooting ATGMs at random thing is I bound primary to left click and secondary to right click. Idk if that’s helpful but merry crimble.

Merry Christmas from my server!!

Syria cartoons I forgot to upload earlier because of holiday stuff:

Tiger swag

Lynx Girl

Trying new brushes

Unconvinced @swanpyart.bsky.social

TIGAH