I went out and showed of ma tattooooo in a sick 70s-like outfit Those trousers were flared but cos I'm a lil guy I had to tuck them into my socks 🤣

Don't have tattoo hungry!!! Bring snacks to tattoo!! You will be nauseous after!! x

Pecan pie is mid lowkey x

I thought I'd share the horror

In my Teddy bear picnic era - my favourite things are chocolate biscuits and cold orange juice xx

If someone wanted to kill me it'd be so easy cos I'm in the same places and the same time doing the same stuff no matter the date or weather (No I'm not high and overthinking you are 🫵🏻)

T4t'd so hard I'm in Aldershot for the fourth time in 2 months x

Women 🙌🏻

I have plans I cannot share with you right now because the haters will sabotage me

Phworrrr

Szesbian lex

Hide your kids hide your oomf I'm in Aldershot

Good afternoon my loves, I have found out: 1) the word "sinister" used to mean left handedness 2) Eurostar have made a sapphic strangers to lovers advert 3) Birmingham has 3 different dialing codes

Trans boys deserve clicker training too goddamnit!!!! (Men in women dominated fields??)

I think I looked good today <3

Trans boys deserve clicker training too goddamnit!!!! (Men in women dominated fields??)

She t4t'd so hard she made it to The Chase studios

Noooo don't romanticise your mental health, having a breakdown* whilst watching bake off isn't cuteeee

If 'hell yea' was an image x

Not as sad as Prue losing her hands :( /j

One year since the sun from my window hit my baby in the face LIKE THIS 🤩 aaaaa

Oh lord- sjdkfjjdkdnd oh women exist guys and they're just AAAAA😵‍💫 @femboywrestling.bsky.social

New lil guy just dropped

Completely forgot to advertise it here but everyone should go watch the film Q alliance put together, we’re in it so you should definitely watch it! m.youtube.com/watch?v=bFdB...

Everybody should tell the Lady how beautiful and kind she is 😤

Ah yes, the Salvation Army, our unsung heroes.

Hefty lad

Got the girl on a bus @femboywrestling.bsky.social

The lady in red does not concern herself with the blackness behind her

"Everything must go" get your surgeries in quick trannies, we're going the cheap route 👌🏻

Gwen, along with it's brother & father made a cool game called Dual. This is the physical embodiment of overstimulation.

Noooo Teddy don't interact with nobody but your girlfriendddd. Yes I know she's an absolute angel but you need to talk to other people as wellllll Or in other words, my social battery is crap atm and talking to other ppl is a lot of energy ~ Theo 🍃

The 22nd of September. Happy 1 year anniversary my love. You have made this year a highlight of my life by being your sweet charming self. We’ve already been on so many adventures together and I can’t wait to go on so many more. I adore and love you so much Theo <3 @amuppet.bsky.social

It's ginger appreciation day which means I deserve a smooch off every single one of yous 😌

My beautiful baby girl, thank you for a year of warmth, love and happiness, here's to many many many more xxx @femboywrestling.bsky.social

Aldershot there are two trannies deep deep inside you how do you feel

"please stop implying medieval battle strategies against my nose" - Gwen to me, who's just invented the 'catapult boop'

I wanna prance around a garden in the pouring rain either naked or with a long flowy skirt tits out

I loveeee being called Theo, it feels so personal like, you're not talking to the concept of me, my body, you're talking to ME. =D ~ Theo 🍃 (who isn't Ollie)

You look like a sort of contradictory transsexual redneck - James May

✨toast✨

My Guinevere with one of 4 bread exceptions x

Do we all really have to choose between being a pushover or an angry person? Is that the basis of life??

Hey chat look how well I did in my spin class =D

Hi chat, forgot to post our balls when we got them out xx

Any tboys want to start a punk band called Industrial Scrap I think it'd be fitting. We all wear oversized denim shorts and chains

Chat I've just swallowed like a mouthful of mouthwash and my stomach hurts am I gonna die /silly

Can Teddy do a day's work without being called an old man?

Spoons cheesy garlic pizza bread.

New show idea: trantiques roadshow where trans people show off their trinkets and plushies