Lmao my wife took her birth control and it got caught in her throat so I had to tilt her head up with one hand and gently massage her neck with my other hand

Flew too close to the sun

Year of the it/its pronouns for hero girls

NEVER GONNA DIE

There are women yearning for me

This is what Ranked Competitive Breast Growth is about

YABBA DABBA DOOIN YOUR MOM

thing i run into a lot (pervert transgender writers out there this is a CALL to ACTION!!!)

Current status

Not even a full day into 2026 and I already took the best lewd I'll probs take this year

Houghhhhhhhhhhh

day one in mamdani’s new york

Double dawgz

doll outfit

In 2026 I am going to find Stuart Little and compromise him to a permanent end

Wife and I have been mainlining Columbo for the past couple months which means she's been filling every other moment of her holiday with drawing Columbo.

I am the new president of New York

あけおめど〜

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is officially mayor of New York City

Ringing in the new year watching some lads punch each other

HAPPY 2006, THIS IS GONNA BE OUR YEAR!!

2025 had its ups and downs but honestly I ended the year strong with lots of people I love and care about. I know 2026 is gonna be a great year too!!

Finishing the assignment fifteen minutes before it's due ass new years servant

This is how I know the year is over

:)

GDI

December :)

I'm Lonk from Pennsylvania

she's always saying this in remake #ff7 #ff7r

happy new year mint blancmanche #galaxyangel

The new year starts off on a high note for me. I'll be the announcer for the inauguration of Zohran Mamdani as the next mayor of the City of New York.

A personal fav

2026 prediction: Game Dude revival

My Mechsploitation short story is now live!! I hope yall enjoy it :) Good Hounds Don't Need Themselves "A hound has a mental breakdown after remembering what was taken from it, and all it has left. Luckily, She is never far away from helping Her favorite dog." archiveofourown.org/works/76000956

Minako:

Women in their mid 30's are in high demand now

Fuck this, I'm building a 2003 Windows XP system so I can play Deus Ex and Max Payne

Four favorite first time watches of 2025

Madam President- Golden Boy🕶🍑🏎 #watercolour #Blerdsky #fanart #animeart #GoldenBoy #retroanime

Did three shots of malort unfazed and everyone is looking me like a freak lol

Women in their mid 30's are in high demand now

Drunk and need to make out sloppy style with some women

I've gotten really good really fast at applying concealer to hide bite marks for when I need to attend normal people functions