It’s a great day to buy 3 books, minimum. You heard me. In fact, I aim to grab five. Why the fuck not?!? I love them. You do too. Maybe you buy mine, maybe you don’t. You should buy one min from your favorite Latina or Latino author first and run amok from there! Thnx @gabino.bsky.social 🖤🙏🖤🙏

Thanks, Gabino. Folks should check out my cosmic horror noir with a heart of gold. www.amazon.com/Kings-Hill-J...

Thanks, Gabino! Check out my latest tale of corporate horror that's not so far from the truth. Big thanks to A Thin Slice of Anxiety for pubbing! Welcome to The Swivel: bit.ly/4prHwIH

Only $1.99! Mad Days: Stories and Curses is the perfect reading for Halloween. A terrifying collection of tales and illustrations, available on Amazon and Bookshop!  Amazon bit.ly/4lZImtq Bookshop bit.ly/41USpIQ

It’s #FridayReads time and Hispanic/Latine Heritage month! Let’s boost all signals. This month is great, but I write with an accent every month. Here’s a (45% off!) novel full of sazón and magic, waves and monsters, storms and revenge, crime and friendship. www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316...

So, after last night's 'reveal' (if you didn't see that coming, what show were you watching?), how long before someone declares Peacemaker has gone woke? #Peacemaker

Honestly, I'm kind of bummed the Rapture didn't happen. Maybe next time.

I got the "I thought that was Matt Damon up there" the other night. Which was cool because I thought I aged out of that one*. *At best, I look like his taller, uglier older brother.

Hey kids, you can lift weights and eat healthy without being an anti-vaxxer nutjob or right-wing douche bag. You get all the benefits, and girls might start liking you.

Can we get Jimmy Kimmel to replace Bill Maher again? Jimmy needs a job, and Real Time has become unwatchable.

The guy who lifts weights at 3 in the morning, so he can trade crypto by 6, goes to bed at 8. He's sleeping an hour before the hot chicks even show up at the bar. Don't be this guy, kids. Leave the house. Drink, smoke, and meet people. Stay out late, and sleep all morning. Maybe read some books too.

When I turned 50, I figured I might have 27 years left, the same amount guys like Hendrix, Cobain, Morrison, and others got. I figured I should be able to do some cool things in that time, maybe not as cool as them, but still cool. I think this counts.

Thanks, Gabino! I once again bring your attention to issue #10 of Dark Yonder, on sale now. My story "Grampy Dargle, Grampy Dargle!" leads off the collection, which makes me happy. And yes, Grampy Dargle is so cool you have to say his name twice. www.amazon.com/Dark-Yonder-...

Morning, Gabino. I have cut ties with my publisher. Long time coming, sure, but in the meantime these books very shortly will no longer be available. Get ‘em while you still can. #FridayReads www.bishopriderbooks.com

Thank you! Only $1.99, people! Mad Days: Stories and Curses is the perfect reading for Halloween. A terrifying collection of tales and illustrations, available on Amazon and Bookshop. Amazon bit.ly/4lZImtq Bookshop bit.ly/41USpIQ

It’s #FridayReads time AND Latine Heritage Month! Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. Here are horror and noir mixed with Spanglish, history, anti-colonialism, magic, friendship, revenge, and monsters from the deep. www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316... bookshop.org/p/books/hous...

When I turned 50, I figured I might have 27 years left, the same amount guys like Hendrix, Cobain, Morrison, and others got. I figured I should be able to do some cool things in that time, maybe not as cool as them, but still cool. I think this counts.

If you're a pitcher with an ERA in the high sixes or even up over eight, don't worry, the San Diego Padres will make you look like an all-star.

If the government can celebrate scaring a critic off TV, the punchline writes itself — and it’s from 1933. #JimmyKimmel

Me - I'm sure the anti-cancel culture free speech absolutist comedy bros will come out in full force to protest what happened to Jimmy Kimmel. Comedy Bros - Sorry, dude. That was just about making trans jokes and calling people retards.

Having played in one of the few bands in the history of bands that made a cover of Hanoi Rocks 'Don't Ever Leave Me' hearing it on Peacemaker was all kinds of awesome.

You know the guy who gets up to lift weights at 3 in the morning, so he can be trading crypto by six, goes to bed at like 8 or, if he's feeling crazy, 9? He's sleeping a good solid hour before the hot chicks even show up at the bar.

Fun fact: Even if they are not full of shit exactly no one who wants to do Fentanyl will be prevented from doing so because a boat blew up.

Hey, thank you friend!💪🔥 books2read.com/MatthewKing Four killers meet for dinner, but what do they find? Friends? Murder?! LOVE?! This Horrormance reveals relatable killers whose amusing banter is playful and thought-provoking, tackling issues like gender identity, discrimination, and feminism🖤🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈💀

What the Dead Can Do is now available as an audiobook! Listen on Spotify or wherever you get your audiobooks. 🚨 I’VE GOT THREE CODES! 🚨 for Spotify. Share this post to enter. I’ll pick 3 randos at midnight CT. The actors did an amazing job. It’s truly chilling. THNX @gabino.bsky.social 🙏🖤🙏

I’d love for people to check out my small-town surrounded by a living cemetery novel, out next February from @nefariousbatpress.bsky.social. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FLKN255K/

Thanks, Gabino! Preorders are up for my next novel, Calliope Street! www.moonstruck-books.com/shop/p/calli...

Out now! Mad Days: Stories and Curses is the perfect reading for Halloween. A terrifying collection of tales and illustrations, available on Amazon and Bookshop!  Amazon bit.ly/4lZImtq Bookshop bit.ly/41USpIQ

It’s #FridayReads time! Let’s boost all signals. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. Ebook sale ends today, so giveaway time! Get the House ebook anywhere, send me proof, and you’re in! Giving away a signed copy of TEOTWAWKI. Picking a winner at 10pm. www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0CP...

Time is running out to use that POCKET25 promo code and save big bucks on any or all of the @fahrenheitpress.bsky.social Pocket Noir books. That includes this one.

Time is running out to use that POCKET25 promo code and save big bucks on any or all of the @fahrenheitpress.bsky.social Pocket Noir books. That includes this one.

So, I'm sitting in on bass at an open mike, and the dude calls out All Along the Watchtower and then plays it in the key it's recorded in. Who the fuck does that?

Thanks, Gabino! If you like what you hear, check out the rest of my story "Rhinology" here: bit.ly/3rLf4bw

Thanks, Gabino! New short story in the latest Dark Yonder, just out. "Imagine what it takes for a human heart to beat for ninety years straight." "Grampy Dargle," I hope, does what I do best: Twisted, ugly, and wtf. www.amazon.com/Dark-Yonder-...

"You gotta run. Run toward them." Never Leaving is out now from Infested Publishing! A haunted house story about a family fighting back. Enjoy a tale of love and chainsaws! On Amazon, Bookshop, and KU! bit.ly/3Xu1HJz

What The Dead Can Do is out in the world and The Mysterious Bookshop’s pick for September!!! I signed a book last night for Michael Connelly 😳 I’m in Troy, NY Sunday night at Paper Moon. Come out! Or grab it from your local bookstore. 🖤🙏🖤🖤 thnx @gabino.bsky.social

It’s #FridayReads time! Let’s boost all signals. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. Do you like horror? Noir? Magic? The ocean? Righteous violence? Ghosts? Hanging with your friends? I have one for you! www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316... bookshop.org/p/books/hous...

It'd be nearly impossible to repeat the demented magic that was the Peacemaker Season 1 opening credits, and they didn't. Admire the effort, though.

“I ought to cut you…” she began. Chrissi pulled the trigger twice and made those her last words. With the promo code POCKET25, this and all the Pocket Noir books are 25% off for the rest of August. Go get them all.

Thanks, Gabino! Just out: The latest issue of DARK YONDER including "Grampy Dargle," one of my more twisted short pieces someone has ever said yes to publishing. 9 other stellar short stories to boot, you already know DY is awesome. Go get it! www.amazon.com/Dark-Yonder-...

Kanye West Reanimator is officially 10 years old! The book that started it all. Beloved & vilified in equal measure. Never in a million yrs would I have predicted the real-life Kanye would make it look tame in comparison. Hard to believe my 5th book is out next year. THANK YOU!

Thank you, Gabino. My first collection was published after about 37 years of writing. If nothing else, the cover by @egallagher.bsky.social kicks ass. Stories that skirt the line between realism and magical realism. www.amazon.com/American-Ani...

@infestedpublishing.bsky.social and I have a tale you won’t forget! When the Carters find affordable housing, they’re not going to let ghosts, or anything else, scare them away. A haunted house story with love and chainsaws! shorturl.at/7kxi3 bit.ly/3Xu1HJz

Thanks, Gabino! If you like what you see below, check out the full story here: bit.ly/41SYjJw

It’s #FridayReads time! Let’s boost all signals. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. Sharing this one because it’s still new to those who haven’t read it! Horror, crime, friendship, magic, monsters, and vengeance… www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316... bookshop.org/p/books/hous...

Imagine being the kind of person who gives a shit about Cracker Barrel.

I'm not sad James Dobson is dead, more bummed he was ever alive.

Look kids, especially guys, reading cool books will get you laid. I'm not fucking kidding. Don't beleive me? Try it.

There's also a male 'loniness epidemic", kids party less than ever and Grandma and Grandpa are now deciding Pedophiles and Nazis are great people. Coencidence? Corrolation without causation? I think not. Read, motherfuckers.

Good advice. Bleeding Mountain Dew, breathing Bacon Cheeseburgers, and writing songs about aquatic architecture at the two-for-one suicide machine sale on Mars. Fuck AI. Provolone, everybody, Provolone.