Yeah, but gas is cheap, suck it California.

Some nice person urged me to post links to some of my stories published in 2025 and I probably will, but I think I'll post links to some friends' work first or instead of. Please add your own or others. See thread to follow, which I'll add to (and you should too.)

Didn't get what you wanted for Christmas? Pocket Noir is here for you. “Where’s the briefcase?” “In the van.” “Where’s the van?” “Up your ass.” “Kind of dumb thing to say for your last words.”

Nothing says Merry Christmas like Pocket Noir. “How’d it go with the Corsici brothers?” “You don’t want to know.” “Does it have something to do with the black shit in your hair and the blood on your face?”

My collection of short stories, AMERICAN ANIMISM, was published in March. It means a hell of a lot to me. I appreciate anyone who's read a word of it. bookshop.org/p/books/amer...

Thanks, Gabino! I was honoured this week when MAKESHIFT FIELDS was recognized by The Twin Bill as one of their nonfiction baseball books of 2025. If you’re interested in baseball that is decidedly not the major leagues, check out MAKESHIFT FIELDS.

Looking for a holiday deal? I got ya! My horror-comedies Apartment 239 and the sequel, High Strangeness, are both just 99 cents! Apt. 239 amzn.to/3TizhOT High Strangeness shorturl.at/fCEZ9

Amanda wants to reunite with her son. But to do that, she must kill him first. a.co/d/0aGXM8o bookshop.org/p/books/what... www.barnesandnoble.com/w/?ean=97988... Thanks @gabino.bsky.social everyone be well, read your faces off over the holidays! I will be. 💀

Thanks, as always, Gabino - and happy holidays, of course!🎁 I'd love more people to stumble upon my novel of scorching supernatural horror, #Pyres. 👉🏼👉🏼 books2read.com/pyresnovel 🔥🔥

It’s the last #FridayReads before Christmas! Let’s share some books and boost all signals. Books are great gifts! Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. Here’s a piece of my soul that starts with a real event… www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316... bookshop.org/p/books/hous...

“Where’s the briefcase?” “In the van.” “Where’s the van?” “Up your ass.” “Kind of dumb thing to say for your last words.” “What?” Simon shot him in the head. “That wasn’t much better.”

Funny Games.

Maybe Kevin could have called the police in the movie Home Alone. Maybe he couldn't. What we know for sure is if he had it would have been one boring fucking movie. Motherfuckers who don't understand plot devices are getting on my last nerve. Yes, this isn't just a post about an old movie.

Me - Is it too much to ask to sell enough books I don't have to do this soul-crushing freelance work for IPhone Factory wages? The World - Shut and type, story monkey. Me - Fine, it could be worse. It's still writing. The World - What part of shut up and type did you miss?

“Where’s the briefcase?” “In the van.” “Where’s the van?” “Up your ass.” “Kind of dumb thing to say for your last words.” “What?” Simon shot him in the head. “That wasn’t much better.” fahrenheit-press.myshopify.com/collections/...

“What do you think he meant when he said the briefcase was full of the end of the world?” “It was the end of his.” www.amazon.com/Briefcase-Fu...

"A wildly original, goosebump-inducing ride..." "A unicorn of a book that can move anyone." "...haunting premise and deeply human." "...eye-popping climax and conclusion." "The story ends. The feeling it conjures does not.💔" Grab it today if you like: a.co/d/82mrWxW Thanks @gabino.bsky.social

Thank you! My horror collection is cool. SA Cosby said it was cool, so it must be. Maybe you'll think it's cool? 😎 mybook.to/AllsWell

I got an illustrated horror collection for just $1.99! I’m also down to send a free ebook copy, just DM me! Amazon bit.ly/4lZImtq Bookshop bit.ly/41USpIQ

You know airports can’t stop #FridayReads! Let’s share some books and boost all signals. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. I’m sharing a chunk of my soul. It has monsters, too. And maybe a bit of violence… www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316... bookshop.org/p/books/hous...

If you like a corporate drama like Succession but want employees and monsters to tear up the execs, Unfold releases on Dec 15. Thanks Gabino! a.co/d/6sSEM6f

Are you despairing the end of spooky season? Do you lament the forced holiday cheer and are you driven to madness by tunes of holly jolly nonsense? Do not fear, for THE MONSTERS AMONG US is here: Firebird Book Award-winner, Shirley Jackson Award nominee: books2read.com/u/m27rzr

Small Business Saturday! You can get FREE shipping on my paperbacks at Bookshop, no Amazon needed: bit.ly/48uCF1N You can also get the ebook of Never Leaving straight from InfestedPublishing.com!

Thanks, Gabino! Pyres is the searing inferno of a book people need to keep warm as the cold weather draws in. Come for the grotesque art made manifest, stay for the right wing scumbags being incinerated 🔥🔥 Books2read.com/pyresnovel

What does 99 cents get ya? How about a murder mystery with ghosts, monsters, and dueling serial killers?! amzn.to/3TizhOT

Thanks, Gabino! My latest story, "Price Is Right Rules" appears in Dark Yonder this month, and is part of a great ToC. If you like what you see below, get yourself a copy today: amzn.to/498eU1s

happy #fridayreads! if one of these wonderful reviews is yours, thank you! Hope to have big new news to share soon, leaving a review or buying What The Dead Can Do probably wouldn’t hurt. Me, anyway, as it already did. It could still very much destroy you. a.co/d/2C80X0H thnx @gabino.bsky.social 🤙 🖤

I'm always late to the party since my day starts later, but my first collection could use more readers! I have heard it's a fun time. Thank you! x mybook.to/AllsWell

It’s #FridayReads time! Books make great gifts and are tastier than turkey. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. Here’s a (45% off!) novel full of monsters, friendship, love, magic, revenge, ghosts, storms, syncretism, and maybe a bit of violence… www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316...

Hey, Scotland won a football match, which means 25% off everything in the @fahrenheitpress.bsky.social store with the code TARTANARMY. That includes this book I wrote and a whole Hell of a lot more. Today only. What are you waiting for? fahrenheit-press.myshopify.com/collections/...

Flash sale, all @fahrenheitpress.bsky.social books and merch 20% off with the promo code midweek20. One day only. What the Hell are you waiting for? fahrenheit-press.myshopify.com/collections/...

-This Chapter is too short. -Let me respond with the entire first chapter of Don Winslow's excellent novel Savages.

Dude writing my character is such a fucking hack.

I've dropped a few pounds but this snake oil salesman had fuck all to do with it.

“...if you wanted to come work for me, I can see you doing very well here.” “Do I look like a whore to you?” “We don’t use that word here. We kind of see it as the ‘N’ word of the sex industry. I didn’t mean it in a bad way. I’m saying you’re a very attractive young woman.”

“Where’s the briefcase?” “In the van.” “Where’s the van?” “Up your ass.” “Kind of dumb thing to say for your last words.” “What?” Simon shot him in the head. “That wasn’t much better.”

Once more, while I don't want sandwhiches thrown at me, if you do I won't press charges because I'm not a big puss.

“I ought to cut you…” she began. Chrissi pulled the trigger twice and made those her last words.

November is here and we are running a promo for the start of stick season! From the 1st until the 8th, you can get the first books in our series for 50% off on Kobo and Smashwords! This offer excludes Amazon, so it's a perfect opportunity to try one of the alternate ebook shops! Links below!

it's Halloween, the perfect day to get into some horror poetry about Slashers, final girls, cycles and how they end: IS MY CHAINSAW A HEART: 13 CENTOS found poetry from the work of @sgj.bsky.social available now from @kithbooks.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/pope...

My pub is making a call on my next one soon! If you’ve a desire to read a novel one reviewer said, “…stands out as the most original ghost story I’ve ever enjoyed,” please grab it today! a.co/d/6r5OdrF www.barnesandnoble.com/w/?ean=97988... bookshop.org/p/books/what... Thnx @gabino.bsky.social

Morning, Gabino. Tomorrow, the adventure begins. For those who can, come say hi, maybe purchase some books from @laurelhightower.bsky.social and I. I’m gonna wear pants! #FridayReads

Thank you! Mad Days: Stories and Curses is the perfect reading for Halloween. A terrifying collection of tales and illustrations, available on Amazon and Bookshop, ebook is only $1.99! Amazon bit.ly/4lZImtq Bookshop bit.ly/41USpIQ

Thanks, Gabino! Do you enjoy crime fiction that's tough as well as tender? Then check out MYOPIC DUPLICITY, an amazing collection of stories, mine included! Big thanks to @cwblackwell.bsky.social for the blurb! Ebook and audiobook available now: amzn.to/3HSLycg

Thank you! Today is my release day! I hope people check it out. It all feels kinda weird, but also, I am grateful and proud. Happy Halloween everyone! mybook.to/AllsWell

It’s #FridayReads time and Halloween! Let’s boost all signals. Repost this and let us know what to repost for you. I bring you magic, vengeance, ghosts, friendship, a hurricane, and creatures from beyond the reef…and it’s all 45% off because Halloween!🎃 www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0316...

Hey, it’s #MondayReads time! Think of it like a key party, but you know, with books! Repost this post & tell us what you want reposted. This Sunday @laurelhightower.bsky.social and I will be in Pennsylvania for a book signing at @vortexbooksncomics.bsky.social See some of you there! #BookSky

Of course, he grabs a woman who weighs about 120 pounds, if that, to drag across the line. Meanwhile, those violent South American gangs still have control of an apartment complex in Aurora.

You know what to do.

You know what to do.