My daughter, Germanic Tribe, asked for a spicy tuna roll at In and Out Burger.
They said they didn't have sushi because they're a hamburger joint.
So, she said, "Fine, I'll have a California roll."
When they said no, she said, "Hurt them, Father, hurt them in a way they won't forget."
So, I did.
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 month ago