LA Farmies, who’s going to horsegiirL tonight?

are any cool people going to HorsegiirL in LA?

if anyone still plays pokemon go, add me! 0674 9402 6229

who all going to see Ayesha Erotica in LA 👀

I wasn’t even gonna be able to afford it realistically, but why were there almost 23k people in line ahead of me for EMOT-10-N tickets

The next song to be retroactively deemed an Imaginary Gay Platinum Hit is… “Freakum Dress” by Beyoncé! The track appeared on Beyoncé’s 2006 album, B’Day.

FUCK ISLAMOPHOBIA ALL MY HOMIES HATE ISLAMOPHOBIA

“BOY CRAZY.” by Kesha drops to #2 on the Imaginary Gay Chart this week. The track has spent its entire 5-week run on the chart in the top 2, peaking at #1 twice. Meanwhile, her collaboration with Slayyyter and Rose Gray “ATTENTION!” is challenging to debut on next week’s chart!

“Soup” by Remi Wolf has been bubbling under the top 20 of the Imaginary Gay Chart for months, consistently getting votes. Well, the soup is ready: the song off of Wolf’s 2024 album Big Ideas debuts at #20 this week!

@itslayyyterbitch.bsky.social I just got tix to see you at Kia Forum and I’m so excited, I really hope you play rhinestone heart 🫶 no matter what I know you’re gonna be incredible live and I cannot wait to see you 💖

omg new love island usa and the first woman they interview is a baddie who also dates women? let’s GOOOOOOOO

I’ve gone nonverbal at the random tiki bar I wandered into ama

went rouge and tried the coconut in my lavender matcha- delicious, tastes great, feels right in sunny weather

I just overspent at the dollar tree (foolish) but it was to make sweet goodie bags for my friends (wise)

just overheard someone say in earnest “we gotta turn up before the tariffs”

I’m back on pokemon go, if you still play, add me! friend code: 0674 9402 6229

one of the most beautiful parts of LA bus culture is that we consistently say “thank you” to our drivers

"Old Man Trump and Mean Mr. Musk Conspire To Steal The Town Bank" Really, Roald. We're Doing That One Again? And They're The Meanest, Nastiest Men In The Valley? I Bet They Have A Gang Of Snot Nosed Greasy Teen Henchmen? Get The Fuck Out Of My Office And Come Back When You Have New Material, Dahl

Say what y’all will about Baby Reindeer, but I firmly, professionally, and kindly shut down the beginnings of that exact type of situation today. Bisexual bartenders, keep yourself safe and be honest with your lovers all pride month and beyond!!!!

when is Slayyyter gonna cover Smalltown Boy by Bronski Beat and call it Smalltown Girl?

san pedro is buzzing rn. fleet week+croatian fest crossover

I love visiting home. On the patio of a bar and I remember when I saw the very hot girl with pink hair and a killer green jacket up and punch the shit out of some dude and scream to the whole bar “FUCK YOU, YOU DONT RESPECT WOMEN” I hope she’s doing great

tripling down on the audhd bisexual allegations (listening to the chappell roan album and doing long avoided deep cleaning while thinking about my newest crush)

I love the extremely euphoric body tingles I get from certain pop songs. is that normal or is that autism?

to the butch latina lesbian in the party today at my bar who was wearing the shirt that said “WHAT IF WE FUCKED AT THIS VOUGE PARTY?” on the back in old english style font- I love you and I will be thinking about you and wishing you well for the rest of my life

when your coworker says “I dont mean this in the wrong way, I mean this as a compliment, but you know so much about the most random shit” there is no normal way to say ‘I’m beautiful with big naturals and have undiagnosed autism’

I love being a bartender. You can chat, you can gossip, you can absolutely challenge a man’s preconceived notions about people struggling with life circumstances he could never imagine. Sometimes your regulars even bring you free weed!

I may not be from California but it speaks to my true San Pedro nature by only learning the name of the Vincent Thomas bridge, and refusing to learn the name of the second bridge (Gerald Desmond) until 4 years after moving here

Full sequence of the annular solar eclipse at Shiprock, New Mexico. This was a dream composition of mine. So much time, energy, and money went into making it happen. I'm forever grateful to the Navajo for letting me shoot it from sacred ground. An experience I'll never forget.

did you know that if you catch all the way up on rent, make big money on a holiday weekend, and have a birthday coming up, you will suddenly feel compelled to shop? has anyone studied this?

going jonker mode (bartending at both of my jobs today) brb

when i say i got that dog in me

GONDOR CALLS FOR AID

march is suddenly becoming bartendermaxing month and I don’t know how to tell my regulars how much I fucking love them

mardi gras season is well over but my thirst for NOLA music is stronger than ever

normalize theater kids becoming service industry rock stars and karaoke regulars

magical baby moments from work today: 1) a little baby played peekaboo with me and started it first 2) me and a bigger baby both turned our heads when the firetruck drove past with the alarm on, and lil guy said “BEEOBEEOBEEOBEEO” to imitate the siren and I said “yes!!! so true!!!”

that's fair

I LOVE CANCER WOMEN SM!!! IM AN ARIES GIRLIE AND I LOVE MY CANCER WOMEN UP DOWN ALL AROUND DOWN INTO THE GROUND AND HIGH IN HEAVEN ABOVE!!!!!

very much entering the “if you won’t eat your gf out then I’m about to go ahead” era, fumblers everywhere take note!!!

2023 was such a fake-ass year, i keep expecting it to get debunked

my version of trying to make fetch happen is always calling it transgender bud light

no way we finally got him

hey did you know if all your bras are old and don’t fit right and are quite literally falling apart, you are actually allowed to buy new ones in your correct size? incredible, I just discovered this was possible

when the most autistic homie at the karaoke does some hard death metal? let him cook, he’s doin somethin!!!

one thing about me? if I’m gone of a shift beer or two after work, I’m gonna dance at the bus stop while vibing on my headphones. I can’t stop the stim, and why should I???

shoutout to the babe who just slayed both You Know I’m No Good by Amy Winehouse AND Eminem’s part in Forgot About Dre. THAT is range