Retirement is a lie

I should go to magfest next year

what a mess we made when it all went wrong

still thinking about marty supreme

chef at work said "I need to make a roux" turned around, mixed flour and oil in a pan and then nodded at me

Stay safe out there rainy Californians hohoho

It's that time of the year again

Wahoo

Re9 will be cool, control sequel will be cool. god please save Diablo IV I'll ride for it again. That last announcement was dogshit thats it gg goodnight

I refuse to believe expedition 33 is that good

Can’t wait for the mirror I ordered online to show up shattered and curse me for 70 years leading to life altering mental and physical damage

Apparently if you want to see a city actively turning into a husk now is a good time to go to Vegas

Real ones know

If someone tells you they’re apolitical they’re either a scumbag or a coward.

Retrofitting memes

Fandom for expedition 33 already ruining it for everyone before it even wins game of the year from every outlet under the sun

Hey @modesevengraphics.bsky.social what the fuck

left ear has been hurting all week. wondering if im getting the flu. realize that I knocked the subwoofer under my desk around while vacuuming a week ago and knocked out the right speaker so ive been blasting everything at home exclusively into it

GET IT TWISTED

Driving to Anaheim tomorrow (bad) , Going to eat a giant sandwich in LA after (good)

Is the Metroid prime 4 side character guy really that bad? They could just make samus internally monologue all the time instead which is way worse. He probably will fuck off after an hour or two right?

Heard about the Mr. Beast theme park and the first thing that came to mind was a “we gave this guy ten minutes to escape this maze and if he doesn’t his car will get towed”

If you have good progressive policies and are working class centered please run for president in 28 to destroy newsom I don’t think I can stand four years of him being okay on some things and abysmal at others

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Zohran Mamdani polled +40% on men under 30. So we wasted all that time on all those think pieces about how we need a Joe Rogan for the left, when what we actually needed were *policies* for the left.

Can this week get any better goddamn

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

this is objectively hilarious

tonight will be a night in lib-out history

Mamdani is a god I would’ve cracked the biggest grin at the news that Dick Cheney died

TIME TO GET LIBBED UP BABY

The meltdowns have begun

bakoon posting Keith David in Tales From the Hood 2 has become an indicator of good national news.

I got my snacks ready for the cuomo and company meltdown when they get their asses handed to them tomorrow night.

GET IT TWISTED

i can't believe they have to play again today.

HOLY SDHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

THIS IS HISTORY

Yamamoto warming up like a true anime protag ready to end this once and for all

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

we have entered demon time

Oh, you like baseball huh? Well, we’re going to sit here while you smoke this whole pack of baseball and THEN we’ll see how you feel.

THIS IS TWO SHIT ASS BULLPENS COLLIDING INTO A SHITFEST I HATE THIS

SMOKE THAT BALL INTO THE PARKING LOT

END THIS SHIT GOD PLEASE

A big Diet Dr. Pepper would fix me