Meet the Artist ✨ I’ve gotten a lot of new followers lately and I’ve never done one of these, so here’s a fun little graphic for it! :)

Your bluesky presence should consist of three hastily assembled and linked accounts representing the three sacred P’s: Poems, Porn, and Personal. I’ve done my research. Through this balance you may achieve a certain flavor of divinity

#PossumWalks Took no photos today expect very bad photos of a very nice North Berkeley kitty. Thank you Bay Area

To Flame / You Know What’s Best, After All.

Drink Makikinu soda!! Pure. Crisp. Curlydog. Available in 3 tasty flavors! 🐾🥤 (Art by me, mockup by @policypossum.bsky.social)

"comedy is tragedy + time" wrong. comedy is when you sing a well known song but make the lyrics gay. suck my fucking peeeenis white boy and so on

HEY … WAIT A SECOND … IS THIS WHAT MY SUIT’S GETTING UP TO … WHEN I’M NOT LOOKING ???

#PossumWalks High and Low in San Francisco

QUICK!! QUICK!!! EVERYONE BECOME DOG RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!! AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First person to die of Reddit

The bit was that we ( @curleighfries.bsky.social , @policypossum.bsky.social ) were making Dogsonas and I couldn’t come up with one so I pitched something like a sheep that goes for The Worst people at the bar and since everyone else was guardian livestock dogs it kind of spiraled out from there

Official:

All I See Is Red 9/10/25

According to the news - it was from 200 meters out. Good shot!!!

VENUS a mini comic about girls night uniting us all 1/2

This is what democracy looks like! A people united will never be defeated. We want federal forces out of DC NOW! #WeAreAllDC #FreeDC

#PossumWalks Perfect Perfect San Francisco

I’ve been on a bird kick and rarely do adopts anymore, but I wanted to have some fun! Here’s a Heermann’s Gul Gal :) 75usd, please direct message to claim! Can add pronouns and name upon request 🌊🐟 ⚠️SQUARE ONLY, NO PAYPAL. Be aware of scammers- you will be INVOICED.

My next bird beam victim @policypossum.bsky.social

Central Coast Farm workers wish you a happy #LaborDay Campesinos de la Costa Central les desean un feliz Día del Trabajo. #WeFeedYou #SoyEsencial

PLUMAGE CITY, USA. 500 FISH EATEN ALIVE. 1000 BIRDSONGS SUNG. TWELVE BEAUTIFUL SEASONAL PLUMAGES CULTIVATED. OH YEAH. THATS BIRD LIFE BABY

#PossumWalks It’s 2:30 AM and I’m on the toilet and at this rate there’s no way I’m thinking of a caption for this. Uhhhh. Uh. Uh. Uh. I’m live typing uhhh instead of actually thinking about a caption. “Good Times at California High”. Fuck it good enough rip it and ship it send it to the presses

#PossumWalks The Cat’s name is Prostate Cancer

#PossumWalks Later than Late

#PossumWalks Making the most of home

Every Democratic staffer in DC dresses like an AI generated 4th member of Cumtown. Every Republican staffer in DC dresses just a little bit gay. Thems the rules

#PossumWalks Homecoming

Empty fuckin aisle on this bad boy. Im da king of da skies

I’m back off west - thank you, DC, for being my home for three whole months!! Many a friendly face was seen, and many a Wawa was had, and now I’m off to the East Bay to plan my next move. See you again soon!!

Now I can rest 😂

#PossumWalks Apple Maps directed me deep into a pitch-black, scary trailhead to get me to Van Ness. Truly, I don’t know why it did this

Yeah fuck it why not

My job in the revolution? Excellent question, libroid. You see, in the revolution, my role will be to tweet, incessantly, namely about the revolution, and about how it’s very very strategically important that more people fight in it. Now I will not be “fighting” in the revolution. Persay. Howev

Everywhere, I Drink Diet Soda 8/17/25

Angel Fish With a Chunk Bitten Out Of It At The Baltimore Aquarium 8/16/25

Inbetweens 8/15/22

Vibes Are Immaculate

Only one more sleep … til nine sexy sexy months … of watching god’s own Liverpool Football Club dominate the puny Premier League … Ecstasy …

Man, this ESPN Misery calculator did NOT hold back on me

Eugh

More photodump

#PossumWalks Up Down and All Around the Steel City

An agreement reached last week between REI and two unions establishes a bargaining structure and provides retroactive bonuses and pay raises for some unionized workers who were denied them.

“Everything Bagel Liberalism”, while an objectively true and recognizable phenomenon, is also the sole enabler of some of the biggest dullards on earth. Like oh you’re saying I can’t construct Ass Towers with my slave army. I can’t siphon the runoff directly into the river. What are you? A fool?

Omg . . . the slut 🐌❤️ #fursuitfriday 📸 - @curleighfries.bsky.social 🧵 - @thesleepystag.bsky.social / @chowfur.art

Ah…pibbert!! #fursuitfriday 🧵: @stingraysuits.bsky.social 📸: @policypossum.bsky.social

FUUUUUUCK THERE IT GOES

SHOOT! SHOOT!! SHOOT IT BEFORE IT GETS AWAY!!! #FursuitFriday 🪡: @fruitclub.bsky.social 📸: @peripendrake.art