Gameweek 18 - 65 points with Triple Captain played on Ekitike. ⬆️ to 4.9m ⭐️All the midfield and thankfully Ekitike Next up - free hit on gameweek 19 - time for some fun #FPL

That’s the sound of Palace players being removed from my free hit team for the next gameweek. Palace look exhausted. #FPL

#JoinIn was started by Sarah Millican over on the dark place some years ago to connect people over the festive period and it’s alive on here - use the hash tag and join the chat - I’ll pop the tea on

So … onto Gameweek 17. £3.5m in the bank 💰 and 3 free transfers Current OR 5 million 😬 Already transferred Mateta ➡️ Ekitike Need to remove Salah for Saka/Semenyo/ or another?? Have a hatred of Man City so no Haaland in my squad Thoughts? #FPL

17 points with 3 players still to play. Come on lads, you need to do some heavy lifting here. #FPL

So … gameweek 14 😬 Yet another cracking total for my team 🙄 and a red arrow to nearly 6.3 million. What fun this is 😂 #FPL

Gameweek 12 team. Wildcard played. Attempting to rise from the murky depths of OR 7 million. Burn, Isidor, Hume, Senenyo, Leno out Senesi, VVD, Xhaka, Thiago, Roefs in Fingers crossed 😬

Yes!!! Well done Jasmine - she’s been so good all the way through #gbbo

Gameweek 10 49 points 🔻OR 7 million I still refuse to buy Halaand 😂 All suggestions welcome! All chips still available. #FPL

#FPL could someone hide Halaand’s boots before the next games please. Yes, I’m stubborn in not owning him 😬

Precisely this👇👇👇👇 Repost!

Here we go again - my gameweek 8 team. Hoping for a green arrow as my rank is now 5.9m. Yes I’m stubbornly not buying Haaland and am sticking with Salah. One transfer VVD ➡️ Timber 🧢👑 Captain - Salah

This from Lee at Asher House (amazing animal sanctuary) is 100% bob on. Worth a read. The dog (rescue) guys all seem to be getting it.

When you think it can't get any worse, it does. FFS. What is the matter with these people? And how the fuck do we organise to counter them?

I'm noticing an increase in the number of friends (acquaintances) who are showing their true colours - being transphobic, gloating about Angela Rayner and flag shagging 😥 - and it makes me feel sad. Where is their tolerance, kindness and empathy?

The finest response I've seen so far.

Repost if you couldn't give a toss about immigration.

Gameweek 3 - 56 points OR 4,670,317 🔼 That was a much better Gameweek! Once again, my bench players did frustratingly well, but that's FPL for you. I'm not sure what to do going forward. Palace are looking strong - let's see what happens with Guehi though. #FPL

My bus team for Gameweek 3. I'm unsure whether to stick with these players and get more information from another Gameweek, then act after the international break...or do... what exactly? It's not been the best start... OR 6.5mil Any thoughts would be welcome! #FPL

Gameweek 2 hasn't gone well so far with a current points score of 19. I'm hoping Burn won't play, so I can get JP's points from the bench and for a Salah/ Gakpo/VVD masterclass. Come on lads, don't let me down! #FPL

I've finally logged onto the FPL app after a long break ... what the feck have they done with it??? 😱 #FPL

"The world does nothing" Marillion - Gaza. From 2012. Why is everyone sitting on their hands over this?

Happy Easter from my favourite band

Oh crap.... the Marillion Weekend in Montreal is next week. May all be well 🙏

Commentator in the Watford v Millwall game "it's hottening up now" What?? 😂

Gameweek 28 I'm now wondering if I should bring Mikolenko off the bench for Kerkez.... argh! Who is going to score the most points? Help!!! #FPL

The crew have packed the truck for Port Zelande - the Marillion Weekend which starts next week 😀🥁 @marillion.com #Marillion #progsky

What an amazing game! PSG with all that possession and so many chances. Liverpool couldn't string more than 3 passes together, and then they break away and score! Wow.

This morning, I watched an entire thread of people arguing that we don't need NOAA or NWS because their phones tell them the weather.

Oh feck, another one to boycott ... and I've met some lovely hosts through this.

Gameweek 25. Here we go again. ➡️Bruno out ⬅️ Dango in 🧢 Salah 👑 AM Slot 🔴 OR I.7m It's just a bit of fun... 😬 #FPL

The last gameweek was not my finest for transfers - a minus 19 🫣 #FPL

An insightful, analytical piece. Deeply concerning.

What the feck are Labour doing? 🫤

92k now .... come on folks

Tram - an 8% double NEIPA from Salt Brewery to kick off the weekend. Very pleasant indeed. I'd certainly buy again. #beer

This thread is pure gold 😂

Do what you can, while you can. Find your passion and run with it. If you love someone, tell them. Life is short....

I tried to get cash out of a machine inside a Barclays branch today and got a message - your card is unsuitable. What?? Apparently, only Barclays customers can get cash out of Barclays machines inside a branch now. So I went next door to Nationwide. Yes, the word rhymes with bankers.

I guess Henderson will be my keeper for this gameweek then. They kept Flekken's injury quiet, or I wasn't paying attention 🙄 #FPL

Current listening - Igorrr. A fascinating mix of black metal, prog metal, classical and Balkan music... I've missed out another 10 genres thrown into the mix 🙂 ##metalsky #progmetalsky

My Gameweek 24 team VVD ➡️ Kerkez Palmer ➡️ Mbuemo Wood ➡️ Gakpo Captain 👑 Salah AM Slot OR 1.6m Strategy - dive in and attack the double gameweek. Let's go! #FPL

Ready for Leprous in London 😀🥁 #progsky #metalsky

My bus 🚌 team for Gameweek 24. I'm thinking of bringing in Mbuemo, but if Wissa goes, will he be as effective? Then again, they're playing the Tots. I'd also like Gakpo. Decisions, decisions..... Helpful suggestions welcomed #FPL

Had my blocked ear micro-vacuumed today, and the washing machine now sounds like a jet engine. Current listening Postmankind. A collaboration between drummer Ian Mosley and sax player Ben Castle. 2001. #Marillion #drums

Gameweek 23 is done. 52 points and another red arrow down to 1.6m. ⭐️Salah, Isak ✅️ Gordon, Murphy 💩Everyone else I'm still kicking myself for having Gabriel on the bench. What was I thinking? Squad surgery is now needed before DGW 24. #FPL

German football this weekend, as they do each year. Translation - Active remembrance means a clear stance against discrimination and exclusion, even in the present. We are all called upon to oppose anti-Semitism and racism. With #BVB we say #NeverAgain! #WeRemember

Strawberry mango margarita beer from Salt Brewery. Apparently, it's a modern sour beer. It's like drinking a smoothie 😬

Interesting #FPL thread

Current team for Gameweek 23. No transfers made ....although I'd like TAA Any comments welcome #FPL