This is all just so exhausting.

Share a TV show that raised you.

Good morning! Just woke up. Something happen?

Catch me winning gold in curling at the next Winter Olympics 🥌

Age verification? 🎵Curlers in your hair…shame on you!🎶

marked ✅safe👍🏻 from Bad Bunny halftime show

Five jobs I’ve had: Paperboy Boss of Paperboys Tanker Inside Cleaner-Outer Airborne Radio Traffic Reporter Speech Therapist

It’s not sinus-piercingly cold outside. It’s minty fresh.

Gotta hand it to the ol’ home state team. (Yeah, this was actually the intro to IU basketball on TV, but football was too awful to have a following then) youtube.com/watch?v=rWXy...

I tell you, if they pull this out of their ass, there is almost no ass left to pull any more out of. #BearDown

What. The hell. Was that?

Family Dog Suspected Cause Of Miniature Chuck-Wagon Disaster https://theonion.com/family-dog-suspected-cause-of-miniature-chuck-wagon-dis-1819564597/

We deserve a world of pickle cars, not this. We all must show up until there are gold bugs of liberation in the street. Brilliant, by @rubenbolling.bsky.social

Mighty Mighty Middlemanagementtones

Those who want to send the National Guard to Chicago or Minneapolis should check out Cabot Cove Maine, a town of 1,000 where there’s a murder EVERY WEEK

Gonna make a small purchase today. Gonna wear it where I can, as visibly as I can. I dont need to tell you why. www.rei.com/product/1005...

Off to @furcationland.org in April! I might be in Maine 3 times this year. Do I get the fourth free?

Hi, I’m a tough piece of meat during a rushed dinner.

Another trip around the block? Sure, why not. Happy birthday to all you racehorses out there.

Best part of coming home? Letting the dog know that everything is back to normal.

"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.

Passed up Big Money to keep my flight so I can get back home early, free Russell from dog prison, and sleep the sleep of the wicked dead.

Leaving New England at 4am. Even the Dunkin Donuts is closed.

If you don’t have it, have some snow.

@linnaeus.bsky.social , I hear Bovino’s back in town.

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Con another con, this con is over.

What I have to end the night. Unfortunately, it’s all I have.

How can you not smile passing by this?

Antarcticano (n.) @fuzzyfin.bsky.social ‘s current drink, espresso over ice.

creeplimented (adj.) How you feel when AI sends you a complimentary reply to your post.

And another thing. If you directed your rage at threatening our charity, who are FUCKING SAINTS in their care for animals, you need to examine your life choices good and hard.

Here’s to a quiet, loud, peaceful, active, relaxed, exciting con. Abyss, meet me.

I am gonna make it Through this day If it kills me (Morgan Freeman: It will.)

I’m calling it a day It, you are a day.

Wow, here it is, resting in my college’s archives, the mascot that could have started my fursuiting career. Like, right around the first-ever mention of “furry fandom.”. I was 2” short of the height requirement.

JU-RY DU-TY *clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*

Back on the employment merry-go-round. Turned in my resignation and waiting on whether the current job wants to tolerate me for the next two weeks. Then it’s off to sunny Mundelein. *shrug*

So this is what feels like to be functionally unemployed.

Nursing says she coughed.

Think good thoughts for Russell, who’s just gone in for mast cell tumor and cyst removal. I can’t say the owner is more nervous than the dog because he hates the vet’s office, but I’m pretty nervous too.

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/

Hey der, ho der, ya hey hey! It’s not until February, but the #FurSquared hotel is already full! Any moots interested in teaming up for a room in the hotel across the street?

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

Freedom of Speech (2025) [comm] #furryart #normanrockwell

If you see paws, post yours! 🐾

Hey, I’m now saving $88/month without Hulu! Thanks, FCC!

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.