2026 resolution is to find out 😈

Happy Hump Day to every body that loves pegging! 🤠🍑👙🍆

Most specifically, the neighborhood *kids* 🤠

“You will be visited by three spirits.” The three spirits

Not just Dogs like to play with leaves 🍂 😆 #MondayVibes

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.

Top 10 Speedo Colors 🤠

life is short. buy the 9" dildo.

women in STEM (sexting, thirst traps, edging, multiple orgasms)

🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 🍑🍑butts 🤠🍑🍑 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑

Not the usual content from @wtopnews.bsky.social 😜

Yes, sex is great. 🤠

Kinda surprised to hear "situationship" used in a Xmas commercial, from Walmart no less 🤨

Reverse Crowngirl so I can be the throne you ride 😈

Even more if you do this before opening your alt account 😜

This is correct. OTOH, onions can go straight to hell! 😖

The women in your life deserve the best tools. Insist upon the brand that brings pleasure for all 🥴

My #NSFW #ArtShare starts today, but runs ALL WEEK!!! I share most posts to my 6K+ followers! 🦋 PLEASE SHARE THIS POST! 🦋 Share Your NSFW Art! (SFW too.) 🦋 Tag cool artists and friends! 🦋 Comment on Art, & Follow Artists! 🦋 No AI slop! Much 🖤 to you all! 😍

People say what have I done for all my years My tears show my hard-earned work I heard shoving is worse than pushing But I'd rather know a shover than a pusher 'cause a pusher's a jerk (last one, I promise)

Debates, discussions, these are words with a D this time Dialogue, duologue, diatribe Dissension, declamation, double-talk

You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools But that's the way I like it, baby, I don't wanna live forever

A ram sam sam, a ram sam sam Guli guli guli guli guli ram sam sam Hi kye yay, yippie yi kye yay Awoo awoo ayee kie chi'

But if it's pineapple, I'm gonna be bound for a while 😖 😜

F the grinch because he’s a freak M Santa because he’s GGG K frosty because he’ll just ghost you anyway 🤠

BREAKING: The Supreme Court just announced it will hear our case challenging President Trump’s attempt to end birthright citizenship. Every child born on U.S. soil has a right to citizenship. We’ll see the president in court.

Donald Trump is an awful president but you have to admit he’s even worse as a human being.

Anti-ICE whistles are up as a free add-on in the shop. You can get more than one, but that takes me more time and material and has to cost money. funkittoys.com

Happy Bi Flag Day!

The first 2 Home Alone Movies are such classics! But they've been going downhill ever since! So happy they tried something new at last.

I made you a croc of beans, please respond

Happy Hump Day to every body that loves pegging! 🤠🍑👙🍆

slutty today! slutty tomorrow! slutty forever!

No one can be both a dog AND cat person. It’s time for everyone to pick a side. For cats.

Today in being annoyed at my own gender - the amount of comments in this from insecure men who are very invested in how definitely valid this guy's concerns are, and how they wouldn't let their wives do something as part of their job. www.reddit.com/r/Filmmakers...

We must keep calling out those that cave to the Trump Admin, and the latest is Northwestern. As part of their "deal," NU will pay $75 million, stop vital research, renege on agreements with its students over the war in Gaza, and more. Throwing your students under the bus to please Trump. Shameful.

New rule: people who need electric doors can use them for free. Everyone else pays $5 each time. College buildings will rake it in (more than 90% of usage is unnecessary).

Quote something red to kick off the skyline festivities❤️

If I hear “pspspsps” one more time, someone’s gonna hear glass breaking in the kitchen. At, 3, A, M!

We’ve finally arrived.

It's the next best thing after having a well-appointed sex dungeon 🤠

I'm a potty mouth 😜

@profanity.accountant how often have I used profanity on this account?

Wut, I say, wut in tarnation is a ding dang dog park? In the good name of equity, I say this town should erect a cat palace right next to it!

Recommended by 4 out of 5 doctors for their patients who need to get off 😜

this year i'm thankful for sluts, shout out all the sluts, love u guys

Seems about right 🤠 sexvalues.github.io