My recent Father John Misty enjoyment is bordering on obsession. He’s just perfect, lyrically and musically.

Feeling content at 35 😌

Saving $400 on a hotel by booking one with shared baths sounds great until you’re absolutely zooted and have to pee. Do I use the in-room sink as a urinal? You tell me.

What’s the deal with Prius Lyft drivers installing bright af light bars on their fucking Prius? It’s not a coincidence it’s common.

Who remembers watching this 15 years ago youtu.be/x5Swa9CYgRk?...

is there a way to experience a finger crack but instead of a finger it's the entire body all at once into a thousand pieces? asking for myself.

I shouldn’t be allowed to listen to father John misty in my current emotional state.

Love how many fellow millennials vape on bar patios now. Almost feeling like there’s no reason to ghost it anymore. Like, society is collapsing, let us have our nicotine.

I installed the iOS 26 RC on my phone and iPad and I’ve been playing with the glassy animations all day. It’s not a perfect release but I’ve been enjoying the visual refresh despite some annoyances.

“Improving” doing a lot of work here

Who out here being hungover? Not me. I don’t get hangovers. It’s my superpower.

tomorrow night i will be lost in a sea of 4 on the floor on a boat and i cannot wait

All of Ballard smells like smoke. It’s triggering my lizard brain to a flight response because I think my nest is on fire. I’m channeling that into genuine party energy and slammin hamms and Malört at a dive bar 🫡

i’m down to 170 lbs which means i’ve lost about 40 lbs since spring, all while having the best summer of my life. the only casualties of this process were a pair of broken glasses, some scars, two chipped teeth, and my dignity.

I must dance

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that

The air feels SO GOOD today. Maybe it’s the 5 miles I just walked and the two beers I’ve drank but the point stands. Get out there and feel the breeze 💨

Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that

My right hand touched cayenne pepper therefore my right hand cannot touch my eyes. Fortunately I have a left hand

I have to bike 30 blocks uphill soon and I’m not looking forward to it

I honestly can’t believe I don’t remember this.

I didn’t put on sunscreen because it was cloudy and now the sun is coming out 😭

I was nice and let a couple go in front of me to enter the brewery. I ended up behind them in line and they proceeded to ask for 3 samples each and take 5 whole mins to order two beers. The guy also pronounced lager “lay-ger”

i think i’m going to explore on bike rather than on foot today. my legs hurt lol. i’ll use some different muscles.

I had a period of time today where I felt very bad about myself and life. I called a friend, talked through it, and am back to a solid baseline again. I’ve been doing well for so long. It was odd to slip into my old ways. But I got through it and am back on the sunny side.

I walked 10 miles today after the hike yesterday. I wasn’t in pain yesterday. I am in pain today.

Gnats love sour beer

No matter where I go in Ballard I hear a train horn. Am I hallucinating or is a train following me? It’s either a bro in an emotional support truck or the Ballard Terminal Railroad returning to its home.

[mass shooting] AMERICA: it could have been worse, the victims could have gotten vaccinated

Fuck this country lmao

BREAKING: Your Child May Die in a Mass Shooting, But At Least They Won’t Be Vaccinated Either

BREAKING: Another Mass Shooting in America, But Don’t Worry, We’re Absolutely Focused on Disappearing Immigrants and Erasing the Rights of Everyone Who Isn’t a Conservative White Heterosexual Male

I ordered a Hamms and a shot of Malört and the bartender was like “hell yeah, Midwest special” lmao

Practicing self care (walking a lot and stopping every couple miles for a beer)

Today I’m leaving work early to hike Granite Mountain with my boss and a coworker. This will be my first truly challenging hike and and I’m excited! I’m curious if my urban hiking and long walks have prepared me for this.

A FUCKING SPIDER WAS IN MY BED. IT TOUCHED MY LEG. I HAD TO STRIP THE ENTIRE BED TO FIND IT AND GIVE IT A VACUUM BURIAL BUT I SUCCEEDED. THIS IS WAR.

Pro tip! Eating lots of mushrooms two days in a row will fuck your stomach. Peace out Girl Scout!

I’m standing by the entrance to the toilets at this show which is nice because I can rip ass all I want and people will assume it’s the toilets

It’s 4:11 am and I’m doing all kinds of stretches in my closet. I might sleep in here.

I got my new glasses today and I can finally see again and am also hot again

I kept requesting a bar carry Malört and it finally carry it and I’m the first and only to get any so far 👍🏻 (I am super cool btw)

Minus the Bear is playing a surprise show at Sunset Tavern tomorrow and I got a ticket 😎

goddamn i always forget how being active is such a mood booster

Waking up at 3 am for no reason is becoming an unfortunate habit

The cool thing about having prolonged afterglow is you can be sad about something for an hour and then move on. No more ruined weeks from sad things.

Started this new thing where I just fall backwards into bed and since I’m no longer fat it doesn’t break the bed or even make it creak. Life is fun.

Advocating for ‘trans rights’ is advocating for all humans to present themselves as they see see fit. If you think that should be taken away from anyone, remember someone is capable of thinking it should be taken away from you.

I spent $38 on a diffuser yesterday. It smells like the forest. Trying to elevate my scent game.

woke up at three am, can’t sleep, thee oh sees is playing on repeat in my head, loudly. cool cool cool.