For each re-skeet, he will shrink

I haven't been back to this buttass site for a minute.

People often for get Rose McGowan had one of her ribs removed so she could suck Marilyn Masons dick.

As much as I hate this app shit like this pulls me back in.

There's a new covid strain making it's way across the world . Don't forget to mask up

Happy Honda days to all who celebrate.

Oh look, another worthless CEO saying we should be happy with the scraps the Dems got us.

@wapplehouse.bsky.social Fortunate son REMIX!!!!! #healthcare #unitedhealthcare @mid-skeets.bsky.social 🫣

@wapplehouse.bsky.social It's still in my feed and I still get notifications on my response. The skeet is still skeeting lol

#Hunter #Biden #BreakingNews

Every Netflix doc about the 90's with yt ppl: "we were just a regular family like anyone else." 6000sqft house 500k in the bank, 4 cars and a boat. I'm convinced this is why yt conservatives today are so angry at POC, they feel like they got robbed and refuse to blame capitalism. #whitesky

Me seeing the stupid commercial with the Kool & the gang song in it

The year is 2083, it's been Christmas for 70 years. The world is a winter dystopian nightmare with shadows of death in all directions. Warming a can of tuna in a ramshackle hut you hear a sound in the distance. 🎶I don't want a lot for Christmas.... It's time to run

You live in fear

Buy a gun train with it with like minded friends. Remember who constantly lets everyone know about all the guns they have and what they are prepared to do with them if a dictator tells them to.

I've just learned Ranch Dressing was invented by white people in California.

You gotta be a sick deranged person to become a dentist. All you do is inflict pain on people.

Feeling blessed

Is it happy Honda days yet?

This was the last movie in my series of stories based on @merkjones.bsky.social A rouge CIA agent freeing himself to become the ultimate communist assassin cleansing the world from capitalist pigs.

Man people really hate being called out on their bs. Hoes picture is from 2012 so I'm not surprised. Ole SEO headass trying to get some scraps 🤣

Ayo they got porn on here! #boobs

Sometimes I sit and think about all the people I bought weed from in the olden times.

Watching The Hateful Eight It's crazy how natural everyone sounds saying nigga.

I got that gas pack if anyone needs a bump dm for the hookup.

People are too nice here #Bluesky

Feels good man.

Crazy seeing all these posts in the discover tab like " hey everyone here I am, you can follow me now" Yo I don't even know who the fuck you are or why I would. #discover

Why do I have this saved?

#BreakingNews Man removes himself from Bluesky list so he can suck his own dick.

@merkjones.bsky.social Let's see what happens Cracker Crackerass cracker

The Internet is about to meltdown over Tyson's cake #MikeTyson

The Netflix data centers right now

I had a dream about opening a vegan seafood restaurant called Sea of change and everyone hated it.

Here we are again watching social media influencers spam the feed for engagement. Sincerely fuck all of you. Please dream

I miss the old internet

"Twitter was better before Elun" The Twitter before Elun:

Listen up liberals

Me next year when Amerikkka turns into chaos.

You're welcome America #Vetransday

When I open my restaurant there won't be salt and pepper on the table because the food will be seasoned.

🎶 I am a man of constant bröther!

Steel Magnolias is basically Roots for white people. Repairing the matrix is boring work.