One thing I love about streaming services is they're so fucking stupid with ads. 80% of the ada are for shit I already have or just bought, shit that has nothing to do with my demographic, or just some ridiculous ad for the network I'm currently watching. And they just repeat, every break.

TLC needs to bring back Extreme Couponers but it's just robbing rich people instead of whatever this cracker circus shit I'm watching

There is only one person who can get Bluesky working again.

I do love that the Viltrumites in Invincible have multiple races in their Imperialist empire and think they're doing good. They're basically the @democrats.org when someone criticizes Israel.

I'm watching a Tubi soul food cooking show wondering if I can get a chip in my head like the ones in Severance so I can split my black half and white half.

Stop Biden's FBI! I can't stop laughing at this David E Fuck Nigga Taylor rally in DC.

Does my Google home hear me speaking Spanish and play Spanish ads on my TV?

My “never been friends with Epstein” press conference has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my conference.

I'm actually surprised MAGA hasn't tried to cancel Thanksgiving as a holiday for being woke because suggesting Americans give thanks to savages is woke. Imagine if Biden tried to create Thanksgiving. MAGA would call him a "cucked terrorist loving communist for giving thanks to the savage Indians"

Love you @chiitan.love xoxo

Is BlueSky having sane Hasan Piker discourse or are we all libbed up capitalist clowns?

If the President of the United States of America had an avatar in a meta verse, that they controlled, and you murdered it, is that a threat or a crime or how does that work?

I wonder how many of my teeth I can pull out of my head, completely sober, before my brain tells me to stop.

I was just laughing at my midwestern urge to ask people if they're still vegetarians as if they're gay and can change.

When Oreos get a new size it's a recession indicator. I haven't seen Pop-tarts change size in my lifetime so nuclear holocaust is upon us. I can't fucking wait.

Remember when anthrax was killing niggas around America and the Congress people that got exposed got around the clock care but the postal workers didn't get shit and the bush admin told them to get back to work? And then folks died there? Yeah, gotta love this capitalist bullshit.

What an amazing fucking post, holy shit. Him just doing all of these "common sense" things has my jaw on the floor with how fucking conditioned we are to think of politicians as untouchable out of reach elites. And the substance of what he said is just so profound. I know he's not perfect, but damn.

My grandmother came to this country with an AK-47 and $5M in counterfeit Kohl's cash.

Spending the entire week using only the AI suggestions in Teams to answer DMs until we die.

Making the dinner announcement at Davos

Address me by my girlfriend's husband's rank

How many times do you think @booker.senate.gov has jerked off to Sydney Sweeney?

Mercy is one of those movies that is made for airplanes, like the ones that hit the world trade center or MH370.

May the Iron Dome fail and Tel Aviv gets turned into glass.

As a black American, I really hope the chickens come home to roost and end this fucking country. We've swung a half chubed dick around the world and made everything worse every single time. America deserves whatever century of bullshit that is coming our way.

I want the Etsy witches to give Stephen Miller debilitating trypophobia

I'ma put my life savings into Google Adsense ads to start a rumor that Mr Rogers was on Epstein island.

Welp - their new hero doing blatant antisemitism

If I had a time machine I'd go back in time and brutally murder the guy that put lead in gas and paint with a fucking hammer.

I just realized the Machines that created the Matrix in The Animatrix are communists. They created a perfect nation that undercut global trade and thus capitalism; and the entire world declared war on them. Once that war was over they turned humans into energy for all. Of each according etc.

The shitlib discourse about The Left saying they won't vote for Gavin Newsome in *2 years* is so fucking annoying. All everyone is saying is: He's not Him. He could be him, but right now he's not. If he comes up with good policies that WE actually want then YES we will vote for him. He has two YEARS

Make a Wish kid but he's getting brutally frame mogged by Mitch McConnel jestermaxxing in his goon cave iron lung and they both die from savage cortisol spikes

After living my entire fucking existence in conf calls at this company, I'm going to retire and start doing TED Talks on how to speed run conf calls so we're not sitting here 2hrs into a 30m call talking ABOUT NOTHING...

Wag the dog. Amerikkka is going to say Mexico + Cuba are invading us and they're transing our pickup trucks. This is insane. This is not good, but it's a good thing that Amerikkka has a good track record of not doing false flags or stirring up bullshit, right??? apnews.com/article/faa-...

Whatever happened to Michelle Malkin?

Has Burt's Bees chapstick gotten smaller? I swear to god these things only last two days now. I opened one yesterday or the day before and it's already at the bottom.

I really fucking hate AI and I will never not hate it, however; it's uses in science / health could be super cool. Like for example: Can AI make a version of alcohol that doesn't wreck your organs and make you depressed? Asking for several friends.

Lmfao a partner at the Firm I spent 8 years at (in IT) is in the Epstein files. I knew someone there would be in the files, I just never thought about him. I thought about the other guy that went on to the Florida Supreme Court cos that lil manlette fuck was creepy. This is nuts

The plot isn't lost on me that the folks tied up with the Epstein bullshit are capitalist dickheads. The more that comes out, the more obvious it is that Epstein was Mossad and a CIA asset. If only Lenin were around to execute every single person involved in this massive conspiracy.

I kind of wish I was a parent right on specifically to call my kid's crayon art "AI Slop" when they hand it to me to put on the fridge.

I don't think people are seeing this like I am. The DOJ is gonna say Trump won. And this was/is president for three terms. With that said, what's the court going to do? That's a constitutional crisis. Which he will use to say "I can run again b/c I won 3x." Not great.. share.google/KRVPtMDmbEPH...

These tariffs are a crime against humanity and should be prosecuted in the Hague. We're starving a nation all for what, because we don't like their system of govt? So we slowly kill them until they submit? I'm not surprised but god damn. Viva Cuba y viva la revolución share.google/ptDBvQqrolf4...

Yeah. That's all White Nationalists want to do. Reconstruction was never going to work in this white supremacist country. It's time for a revolution of the global south and the oppressed class. The system needs to be completely destroyed and rebuilt in the image of the working people.

I want to buy a gun and a kitten this weekend.

Considering the US Govt is on this site scraping data I won't say what I truly believe, but it's fucking time.

This five year old getting baited by ICE is horrifying. 1 thing to the Blue Anon liberals: you do understand that the Dems were snatching kids too right? While I get that the GQP are evil crackers that want to destroy all of us, I need y'all to dig deep and understand the problem is capitalism.

This movie The Rip is legit as fuck. It's pig on pig on pig violence. It's like an ACAB porchetta.

Make Heaven Crowded sounds like a threat, no?

The second and third amendments are gonna be fun this year.

Of course he was. Anyone who has even the most basic level of kindness and empathy for their fellow humans will eventually figure it out. Capitalism is slavery. It's nothing more than evil with extra steps. It will be abolished.