reinventing downers from first principles alt: gonna mix this with a celsius and create 2loko

Dudes Rock

this japanese buffet is playing nightcore remixes of christmas themes

Finally...the good part of youtube

learn the native expression instead! as in imagine dropping a bunch of raw dumplings into boiling water

do you pronounced QRT as three letters or as one word (quirt)

this but with new phones

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why did we as a society stop using fat spacebars

was the example screenshot they used taken by the article author because lol

vibes at work gonna be chalked tomorrow. everybody gonna be in vacay mode

It’s so cool that every website is just Like This now. We used to send guys to the chair for putting pop-up ads on their sites. Now if I want to read something I have to read single lines between autoplaying video ads that use so much RAM they force the browser to reload every 5 seconds.

romance of the three klingons

this is dumb as hell and its funny how the chart implies game size doesn't actually matter at all for the classification i forgot who said it but the best indie classification i ever heard was "does the company have an IT department"

went on vrchat and all i got was a cybernetically transmitted disease

rip devin

if I had a bowl of soup for every time I came across a queer person on the internet who took the eponym "soup" I would have three bowls yum

Meta lost $77,000,000,000 on metaverse development because they didn't hand the reins of development to cracked-out furries

building an arcade in my basement for my midlife crisis but filling it with coin dozer machines

2025 build-a-pc status: this shit is still not legos at all. had to cross-reference like three or four things on youtube/reddit/forums that were not explained anywhere in the vendor manuals

just thought of a good halloween nick. now I gotta hold this and not forget it for another 10 months

they should pack the supreme court with 4 more justices so we can get headlines like "in a 6-7 decision,"

apothecary diaries except instead of eunuchs it's about circumcision

when i started my first job my mid-career coworker would retell anecdotes pretty often and I'd be like "heh, coworker doesn't realize he told this story already" well now I'm mid-career and I keep forgetting if I've told an anecdote to my coworkers already

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why is it that american mahjong players shorten it as "mahj" but riichi players shorten it as "jong". gotta get some linguistics majors on the case

that's right.

yote (year of the egg)

Magic the Gathering: 3.0 You Can (Not) Redraft Rares

has anybody said eepyrom yet

Alice Gear Aegis (3D mecha musume STG by Dariusburst devs) is currently running an event with one FG-obsessed chara that goes through numpad notation, leverless controller hype & ends with the player constructing their own fight stick based on a ton of needlessly specific hardware parodies

finally got rid of OpenHardwareMonitor on my machine since windows kept flagging it as a trojan. turns out it had saved like 50GB worth of temperature data in CSV log format over the lifetime of my computer??? lol

fuck u *labels you for individual sale*

informed cum scent

every time i need to drive to the gas station to inflate my tires i get super hypochondriac because one time i couldn't get the nozzle to get a good seal no matter what i tried ...it happened again AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

why is saying you have a fistful of <thing> more than having a handful of <thing>

bought a bag of salad that said 3.5 servings, and im mad cause they actually portioned it accurately and now i have half a serving of salad idkwtf to do with

guy who can't afford therapy so he gets his mental counseling from panda express fortune cookies

remember to follow a 996 schedule every day: 9 hours of sleep 9 hours of play 6 hours of jacking off

A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death. Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written." Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating. 🧪🧬🧫

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

let my discord nitro sub lapse and now I feel as though a great power has been taken from me (cross-server emote reacts)

Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back! Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest! #MundaneHalloween

This is what’s possible if you open your chi gates and practice tai chi.

got an ancient memory jogged out of my brain of me watching this as a very young child. found it on YouTube, and... I guess it actually still has a decent hit rate? some of these would make for good not-top tens on ESPN???

halo 365 with copilot

driving to work when it's rainy / foggy out and visibility is bad is just moving from formless grey to formless grey of course this applies to when it's sunny out. it's just not as apparent

fuck you microsoft your shit is garbage

apothecary diaries is so good... i wish eunuchs were real...

this steam next fest to keep things exciting consider taking a drink every time a game asks you to pick one temporary upgrade from a selection of three temporary upgrades