Dude!!! Look out!!!

I love how they expanded on the story in this game.

gave up on resetting the clock on the microwave cause we keep getting brownouts

they put dril into rhythm heaven

#include <std.h> (shit that didn't. happen)

I can't take this anymore! *raises hand to snap fingers that activates sKill 3 which drops a meteor on your dumb ass that lands one stun and two burn debuffs that does devastating damage on your next turn, killing you violently on your turn*

me during PR code review

the serotonin spike from seeing the new person who joined the discord not being firstname_numbers with a regdate less than a month old

im really sorry

i like how both times i thought about stoat in the past few months, I go look at their website and the uptime tracker has been stuck in the same "degraded performance" status since february

Corvids are extremely intelligent and they have excellent taste.

OH NAUR

that korone vtuber "wow america hamburger" clip but it's all replaced with buzzwords about suburban sprawl

pissin' after a drive feels so good

i needed to draw the bioshock dog again.

went to an industry conference and all I got was AI glazing and a head cold. yaaaay

GIMP/GNOME discourse stretching into a second day on Bluesky, thats how you know shits fucked

here's a really cool article about the history of Arabic fonts on the web lr0.org/blog/p/arabic/

i liked this a lot the first time i read it, but i like it even more now that ive seen it get reposted to r/gamedev and having made a bunch of Marketing Baby Geniuses there very upset

Also coming to Steam, which is nice. store.steampowered.com/app/4659620/...

been getting a lot of websites of this nature in search results recently, all just aggregate link dumps hosted on google cloud. wonder who's making them

yospos bithc

simply beautiful and real

outrageous that this pizza place is advertising pies "straight from the oven", during pride month??

they got that song from the new control trailer on streaming already

this "deconstructed kebab" is more chicken with fajita veggies

:3

had an idea and wanted to see if anybody had done it already and yep hot and tasty burrito. anywhere, anytime

i started playing connections recently, and one thing that has made me realize is that there are a lot of words that I don't know the actual definition of, just the shape of the definition (menagerie, for today's example)

this guy has performed phantom of the opera to a larger single crowd than likely anyone ever before him and he did it because he can also play baseball. this rules

"move to the center" is diabolical

probably the best possible reaction to being told your videos put people to sleep tbh

weeaboos existed as far back as the 19th century, who knew

just remembered "wikigroaning", an old somethingawful game where you tried to guess which of 2 wikipedia articles had a higher word count. wonder if you could make something like that into a scrandle-like

I can't believe this Python class works, it feels like I'm committing coding crimes atelierastra.neocities.org/openclosed-i...

many years ago I heard that internally, chair companies thought that gaming chairs were dumb as hell, but the margins were insane so why not cash in on the fad well it's 2026 and gaming chairs are still around... can't help but feel datacenters driving up GPU/RAM/storage costs will end up the same

Lmao calm down Sephiroth

*rubbing both brain cells together extremely hard* google switching to ai search is good, actually, because it means there's no more incentive to pollute the web with adsense slop

Recent status: watching someone that works at Zoom take a past due security training about not taking meetings in public spaces while he was on a train going between Copenhagen and Stockholm. He completed his training then had a sales meeting about volume discounts.

covid/microplastics brain got all the millenials posting like boomers

Orb

not really sure why but ive been extremely drained recently. took friday off for a four-day weekend and spent most of it bedrotting, and instead of feeling bad about it i was just like "god i needed that"

for some reason I've been craving a Bed Keyboard for reasons unknown to man. macbook too big, tablet doesn't have a keyboard or run a real OS. this looks like it might fit the bill though. maybe small enough that it stops qualifying as a device and becomes a certified doohickey

(void *) cast is just bimbofication

its cool how ptarmigans (the awebo bird) are literally called 'thunder birds' in japanese also that creature is a blob, not a bird

grocery receipt came out to exactly $66.66 😈

saw a lady out with their kid in a stroller, but instead of like a sippy cup in the holder she had a can of white monster