not really sure why but ive been extremely drained recently. took friday off for a four-day weekend and spent most of it bedrotting, and instead of feeling bad about it i was just like "god i needed that"

for some reason I've been craving a Bed Keyboard for reasons unknown to man. macbook too big, tablet doesn't have a keyboard or run a real OS. this looks like it might fit the bill though. maybe small enough that it stops qualifying as a device and becomes a certified doohickey

(void *) cast is just bimbofication

its cool how ptarmigans (the awebo bird) are literally called 'thunder birds' in japanese also that creature is a blob, not a bird

grocery receipt came out to exactly $66.66 😈

saw a lady out with their kid in a stroller, but instead of like a sippy cup in the holder she had a can of white monster

feel like "manager actually making me perform my nominal job responsibilities instead of doing whatever bullshit strikes my fancy" making me dread going into work is a sign well it could be a couple of signs. but i gotta come up with an exit strategy in any case

this is what the potion looks like btw. it will remove the debuff i'm sure......

ironically, the DHC glitch is what happens when you don't block

video goes hard

oh yeah "edible" what a resounding endorsement, so excited to try some out

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animal zoos: chill places where you can have a fun time learning about zoology cruise ship buffet zoos, akihabara arcade gundam zoos: unmitigated disasters, places to go to when you feel like getting into a fight

chimichangas exist in the same part of the brain for me as calzones

reading a reddit post from a guy who appears to have vibe coded a webapp, and idk the thing that annoys me the most is the intellectual dishonesty about it guy clearly has the github history and resume to do it by hand, and claims to have the domain specific knowledge to do it right and yet...

gee i wonder what this is going to be used for

Man With No Plans Just Too Exhausted To Go Out https://theonion.com/man-with-no-plans-just-too-exhausted-to-go-out-1819576368/

doesn't that kinda defeat the point

i almost forgot the annual tradition

Born too late to fight in the Lylat Wars Born too early to fight in the Lylat Wars Born just in time to fight in the Lylat Wars

does anybody else wish you could teleport straight into bed with all your clothes changed and teeth brushed and everything

i don't understand how Old Spice's marketing team landed on this ad for their Super Mario Galaxy Movie tie-in where an astronaut smells a stick of deodorant, thinks about Mario, and then kills himself. i don't understand how that's not a joke, it's exactly what happens in the ad

GOOD NEWS MORE SOLAR FARMS MORE FOXES

they gotta stop giving out novelty sticks (now hitboxes) for winning FG tournies

I like how adblockers don't work on app embedded browsers on ios for whatever reason so whenever I click on a bsky link I just get pummeled with the most dogshit UX ever

let's bring back forums. and by that I mean NNTP newsgroups

thinking about Becoming Famous but realizing your steam profile would get passed around and reconsidering

pulled up the bsky account of the ballroom assailant, and his top likes are honestly concerning

kill 6-7 billion demons

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had a dream that I overslept for something because I thought it was still earlier in the inception level 2 dream then I woke up for real and it was actually the earlier time

fwiw Cellebrite has been slowly divesting itself from Sun Denshi, so there will come a point where this is no longer a concern ofc that's predicated on Cellebrite winning more "counter-intelligence" contracts so there's no winning here

disappointed that the headline was metaphorical and not literal

if i had a nickel for every time a vibe coder developed a god complex i'd be more profitable than openai

overheard a random conversation at the grocery store about The Moment, everybody is down so bad

She really did Disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya from the popular discourse if you think about it.

enjoying this thread due to the overlapping SCP breaches of T20/test cricket and football/handegg fanboys and haters

found it

wanted a musicmaker to play along while learning music theory. --> cheap, tiny, has a speaker, pick two ----> wonder if anybody ever made a groovebox using a chromatic button accordion layout? ------> oh it looks like there is a hobbyist project --------> damn this is pervert shit (complimentary)

bring the whale back

A Classic: Felicia and Garfield swap places.

mamdani's PR team sure knows how to laser focus on me, and I am here for it

was looking into a delivery app startup that just opened near me, and found one single video critiquing it buuuuuuut then I noticed the script had that chatGPT cadence to it, and the video host was obviously reading off a script off-camera and was really struggling with word diction sucks!!

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this discord embed outage makes me feel like im posting on irc again