Final Stretch Goal Revealed: TWRP x Neon Odyssey - Starlight Brigade D&D Adventure! If we hit it, we'll partner with @twrpband.bsky.social to bring the Starlight Brigade to Neon Odyssey in a digital adventure with new art by @doigswift.com! We're in the FINAL HOURS! neonrpg.com

Same energy:

This belongs in a dang MUSEUM! #MaulShadowLord #StarWars

Actually you know what, let me just

Book Cover of the Day:

That's *clearly* a unicorn in disguise. You can't fool me. apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap26050...

You're not longing for the 90s, you just want to solve mysteries while having sexual tension with Gillian Andersen. It's a universal feeling.

I listened to Kelly's conversation with Rebecca Solnit and I recommend it. I was particularly struck with what Solnit says here: truthout.org/audio/hope-i...

"Sometimes you gotta eat the ticks offa life."

"I only eat it for the articles!"

NASA just dropped more than 12,000 photos from the Artemis II mission. It'll take me a few days to go through them all, but so far it's one stunner after another. Link: eol.jsc.nasa.gov/SearchPhotos... Credit: NASA/Artemis II Crew (h/t @jonostrower.com)

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I'm a patriot, so you know I am drinking that McDonald's Sprite with NO ICE.

"I'm a giant flying pain in the ass from a higher tax bracket!"

"Teamwork!" "Makes the Dreamwork!" "And Dreamwork makes the Shrek."

DM "Can any of you see invisible?" Cleric "No." Bard "No." Barbarian, settting down pen "Yes."

"If we could find an alchemist who develops dusts of dissonance they could design a dissonant dust that detects someranian sorcerers." "Say that five times fast."

"How about four different angles of wheels?" "AUGH!"

YES! #D20OnABus is already animated! #GameChanger #DropoutTV www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjDb...

Spill it! Whaddya wanna hear us play live? Our setlist for Toronto is getting to be bananas and we have to lock it soon 😅

10 years ago today we were doing one of my favorite storylines! Monsters under the bed are real and every family has someone who has to fight them. That person is a Nightlight. This is the story of Grace: www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2015/0...

Welcome to the Hellfire Club—finish what Eddie started. dndbeyond.link/Welcome-to-t...

The Hellfire Club’s Dungeons & Dragons campaign never got an ending... until now.

:( RIP OZZY www.youtube.com/watch?v=vymz...

RIP, prince of darkness 🖤🖤🖤

Barbarian: "I stop raging... and I realize that I did not think this through."

"Damn it, the king has pissed me off again! GET ME THE FOUR FOOT QUILL."

DM: "You could argue that those are tiny waterfalls-" Wizard: "But you'd be fucking wrong!" Cleric: "What is a river but a really horizontal waterfall?"

Cleric: "Spiritual Napalm!" Wizard: "...That's my Lamb of God cover band."

"I didn't say How Big is the Bed, I said I CAST HAIRBALL"

Cleric: "We have to be very careful when we kill this thing... because when rocs fall, everyone dies."

DM: "Normal friends just show up with a van the next day and expect you to move in." Wizard: "...And then there's [Rogue]."

Cleric: *thrums artifact-grade cittern* "Anyway, here's firewall."

"Terrifying mammals, yes."

Wizard: "Some people do not understand the concept of de-escalation." Sorceress: "Well... neither do we." Wizard: "Hey! If everyone is dead, the situation is de-escalated!"

DM "You come back to your room and there's a velvet blanket, pillow and canopy on your cot. The walls have miyazaki child-style chalk drawings of the player party looking very happy with you in the center." Barbarian "I am going to cry so hard when I go to bed tonight and NEVER TELL ANYONE."

DM "TALKING FASTER DOES NOT GET YOU MORE ACTIONS!"

Artificer: "My god, this con runs so deep that they've invented *France*."

Artificer: "Somehow, I cannot help but think that [Bard] is responsible for this." Ranger: "That can easily be said of any chaotic situation."

Barbarian "I am going to bonus action rage, then area effect barf on the blacksmith as part of my persuasion check to get him to drop out of the spicy food eating contest." Cleric "I cast Guidance." Barbarian "TEAMWORK!"

The robot, stone faced "I'm going to buy a new tongue."

"That's the best part about getting boba tea, the small moment of violence."

just found this in a journal from college and honestly? hell fuckin yeah dude

why the fuck do you want Superman to cater to you? You already have Homelander, leave us alone

"It is a lovely evening to be participating in an unsanctioned wrestling match in in the park."

"The mimic always struck me as a lover not a fighter."

Villain "It's not too late to help me kill these idiots?" Sorcerer "Idiots? We're Daring Fools at the very least."

Warlock "She didn't even mention our IMPUDENCE." Sorcerer "And your impudence is one of your best qualities!"