"It's me boy, the PS3! Speaking to you from beyond the grave!"

"She left her unconcious girlfriend in Silent Hill by accident. She's on a SCHEDULE."

Hardcase "I did not want to be in zomnbie katamari damacy today." GM "Yet a zombie katamari damacy you are in." Wronged "Ye best start believing in zombie katamari damacy's lad, YER IN ONE!"

"Radioactive Squirtgun is my Aquabats cover band."

"Oh no! Doom guy's here and I'm standing next to a zombie!"

"Oh no! I was keeping the chainsaw in the same bag as my hostess snack cakes and now there's cream filling in all the gears!"

"The real friends are the chainsaws we found along the way."

"You walk past damned souls in gibbets, as you pass you can hear them muttering." "Up down left right b a b a start..." "slash id no clip..."

"Gluten free bagel bites never comitted a genocide."

Artificer: "Why is it always three steps to blood sport with you people?!"

Ranger: "I desire a [Bard] action figure... and a bag of nails. For no reason."

Ranger: "Dibs on the sack of loose cat fur."

Artificer: "Yep, eagle mouth trap!" Ranger: "That's my favorite genre of music."

"He's the Prius of the vampire world."

"If I get sexted by a Shaheed drone mid-flight I am going to have some profoundly mixed feelings."

Rogue "Oh! I had made hot chocolate but then forgot it..." Sorcerer "Did you just remember because it said YOOHOO! ?"

Rogue "If My Uhaul van needs spell slots I've done something horrible wrong." Rest of the party "Or horribly RIGHT!"

"In all potential realities, I will always lick the obelisk."

"Just because your third dimension confuses and scares me, doesn't mean I don't understand boundaries."

"Sorry for making things weird!" "That's okay Two Dimensional Clown Construct, is happens to the best of us."

gollum voice "Where is our jiggly, PRECIOUS? We must slap it with a spatula for our youtubes channel!"

"What is a spine but a hideous centipede made of bone that talks to your brain?"

"Cruel Jizz Thesis is my Bloodhound Gang Metal cover band."

"I don't want FAO Shwartz to play COOL JIZZ."

"This on is an Armor Piercing Porg!

"I don't need a benny for space whale porn jokes, they are their own reward."

"Unfortunately here we are, and now there's space whale porn."

"Where are my bennies?" "On the wrong side of the river!"

"Turn to page tactical bunny for more information."

"The unicycle demon has a little music box attached that plays Bicycle by Queen."

"James Sunderland fails his quicktime even and takes a bloodthirsty rabbit to the face."

"In mystical sense, you're just putting on a sock puppet and then beating them with it!"

Chosen "I don't want to get too close, I'm a teenager with trauma." Wronged "Who isn't!?"

"Not in My-lent Hill!"

Wronged "There are worse noises to make when being sprayed in the face with blood." Action Scientist "Please Don't." Chosen "...Grandma?"

Druid: "What in the Anne Rice was that?"

Bard: "Now I smell like stomach acid, red wine, and burnt hair."

Bard: "I'm getting evil mummy vibes." Artificer: "Now now, the politically correct term is Sarcophoguy."

"Waiflike and French."

Druid: "Far be it from us to kink shame."

Bard: "You know, I consider myself a friend to all living creatures, but I consider this rather off-putting..."

Artificer: "Well, I've already invented the carabiner. That's next on the list."

"Do you want the Snugokler? Because this is house you get the Snugokler."

"The referee is pondering his orb."

Sorceress: "We could use some Wussterershire sauce... because he's a wuss!"

Cleric: "Just put some ketchup on me!" Wizard: "DO NOT SEASON THE CLERIC."

Wizard: "Get its ass! Assuming it has one!"

"I noticed you from across the castle... *and I hated your vibe.*"

"We're the Enron of frozen food distribution!"