Barbarian: "Are they load-bearing baboons?"

Ranger: "Heh-heh, buttresses."

Artificer: "It's Mendin' Time!"

Barbarian: "Short and stout makes 'em shout!"

Ranger: "We're good at dungeon!" Barbarian: "We're the best at dungeon!" Artificer: "Our job is Dungeon!"

"Your innie and outie scouts."

DM: "There is a great rumbling sound, like a roof about to give way... and then the roof gives way!"

You wouldn't download a demon.

"We gotta high five through this guy's chest!"

♫ "Fairy tales, can come true the Midnight Meat Man can happen to you!" ♫

"The Midnight Meat Man is real. The Midnight Meat Man can harm you."

"PLEASE send me back to the underworld so I don't have to watch the debacle of an ambush."

DM "Wait, so you're ALL climbing trees to hide? Warlock "Yeah that's why it's called an amBUSH."

"Nobody should handle an everything bagel SOBER."

Nothing says combat doctrine like "grenades that we found"

"Min-Maximum Security is the prison where they lock up the worst powergamers."

Druid: "I've got a stick! This is like, my whole thing!"

Barbarian: "That's just good marketing from Big Vampire!"

"I am but a poor naïve waif, having wandered into this dungeon..."

"The pangolins are, in fact, flourishing."

If you're a newer reader or haven't seen the whole saga -- or simply want to revisit it with me! -- start here. I've added links below each comic where there's a reference to something that will add context. Check it out!!!

Damn if this isn't a whole mood.

Sorcerer "Say do you know that song about the bird?" Minstrel "The bird?" Sorcerer "Yeah, it's like... there's a bird, and he flies around. And if he leaves will you remember him?" Minstrel "The bird.... of Freedom?" Sorcerer "YES! Do you know that one?" Minstrel "NO."

DM "I think treating the player party like an orange cat is going to make it a lot easy to plan future sessions."

"Embroidered in Conflict seems like it should be the title of a cozy murder mystery." "Definitely one of Jessica Fletcher's books."

"The butler is wearing conflict free embroidery?"

"What's my timetable on the party boat?"

"Elf Fentanyl, which does what cops think normal fentanyl does."

Yes.

Hex: "Okay, for the record, this represents religious trauma not a fear of commitment."

Hex: "Aww, come one! I wasn't even raised Catholic!"

"You get your implants from this slot machine!" "...Why is every entry a glitchy Mr. Stud?"

Danger Scientist: "Prehensile for your pleasure."

"This is my family now. They're kinder, they're smarter, and they're part werewolf."

Wronged: "What do you mean the Master Sword has durability? Fuck you!"

Professional: "I didn't take you for the kink type." Wronged: "...Huh?"

Wronged: "I go in! with my prehensile thumbs!"

DM: You can only look up wiki stuff relevant to this universe. Professional: "...And here I was hoping for the Dodger's score."

Hex: "I'm not Macgyvering! I'm doing magic!"

Danger Scientist: "HEALING BEES! ADVANCED SUCCESS."

Hex: "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! It went off early!" Monstrous: "It's okay... it happens to the best of us." Hex: *dies of shame*

Hex: "STOLEN CHILDREN, NO SPEWING"

"Thankfully [Chosen] didn't see the puppy explode behind him."

Hex: "My baby!" Chosen: "My hot cousin!"

Artificer: "It's not so much violating causality as it is removing it from the conversation!" Hex: "...Would you like to go over the finer points of *violated* versus *removed from the conversation*?!"

Action Scientist: "I sense a marketing opportunity." Hex: "You're not allowed to violate causality anymore!"

"There's no E in 'wild boar'. The 'Wilde Bore' is in a salon somewhere in London."

DM "The nobles return with their pet birds. Servants bring out the animals they caught. A some rabbits, a pheasant, a wild boar-" Barbarian "A BOAR?" DM "They hunt with full size golden eagles." Barbarian "Do they give the eagle a GUN!?"

"I'm not fighting a shadow horse. If there's a shadow horse I'm leaving."

"The lack of whimsy in this place make me not hungry."