Actual real question but isn't this guy wanted by the Hague? Can't he just like be arrested?

big dick energy beings

Gentlemen We must destroy the US Mint

fuck it time for a bard/paladin

I'M GOING TO THROW UYP

Trump really missed the mark saying Tylenol causes autism when this is right there

Rgg: cover them up, slut

YOU - I don't wanna say *cock-carousel* anymore.

oh I HATE this

begone fucko

You will have no maternity leave. You will have no pain relief. You will have no child support. You will have no access to decent education. Surely THIS will boost the birth rate.

This is part of my coding as well but thankfully nothing bad has hap

NOW EAR DIS BOYZ I'Z COME UP WIF RED CHAR AND THIS ZOGGIN GIT GOES FASTUH ON ACCOUNTS OF IM BEING RED Y'KNOW AND SINCE E'S RED AND THE ZAKU'S RED AND THE BLOODY SAZABI'S RED DAYS ALL FASTUH

Get your B roll the old fashioned way, fucker

I experienced a minor malfunction. I'm okay now.

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

IT IS THE EASIEST TIME IN HUMAN HISTORY TO GET PARMIGIANA GARLIC BREAD LOCK. THE. FUCK. IN.

hey lookit me i'm austin st john

reminder that it is your imperative and duty as an american citizen to cuck all military personnel

Shana Tova to all who celebrate :^)

Less me going forward, so get excited

Why is almost every robust healthy boy with a robust healthy soul in him, at some time or other crazy to go to sea?

The Reichstag Fire(works)

REPTILES/DINO02.GIF

Today's episode is: Bedrotting until like 6 PM actually and then doing it again but this time on the couch and no one ate today either

The Boy Who Lived Despite Being Real Sick Of This Shit

Ah yes the Sword Of Disneycles

ordering a pup cup for my chikorita in lumiose

Thanks for the target practice

Y'know the size people never bring up Osmosis Jones or The One Time Miss Frizzle Drove The Magic School Bus Literally Through Arnold

I think if you get mad at this kind of stuff, like genuinely, you should consider 9mm aspirin

Kissing a girl's stretchmarks is completely non-negotiable it is your god-ordained duty to make her feel admired through doing so

Fanart for @nradiowave.bsky.social , for creating absolute PEAK🔥🩷🩷

ah yes just what I wanna see when I play old game Ads for new game (1 & 3 don't have it, but Borderlands 1 also doesn't boot by default anymore because the launcher doesn't work so you need to rename the game exe to launcher.exe for it to boot through steam, pls fix @gearboxofficial.bsky.social )

GIVEAWAY -- Let Fat Kid Deals Buy You Dinner! One Follower who Reposts this post will get a $50 gift card to the restaurant of their choice! * ends 9/16 @ 10pm PT

Ah yes political theory from Guy who made Dilbert comics

Welp see you in like 2 hours I guess

I will not name shame the bakery which spans the entire Eastern Seaboard but if you are the kind of person who would actually drop a twenty on four cookies (that are palm+ sized in fairness), I think you should be captured with a big butterfly net and studied by scientists.

A tremendous loneliness comes over you. Everybody in the world is doing something without you.

50 bucks and I will Hell In A Cell with the House of Saud

まぉ〜まぉ〜

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