you already know

starting to think YHWH was on to something when he sent Assyria in to destroy this stupid fuckass people and its dogshit fiefdom

meanwhile in not diablo

Just [Variable Number Of] Guys

We need a 70s style Atari blamed implosion for the industry. I wanna see Sweeney hanging from a steam pipe

tguy flow

“What, you've never seen a man getting a panic attack before?” (Try to keep breathing.)

Weird not to be a fan of thing you burned 30+ years of goodwill on and now make nothing but

"Christians are being persecuted" has not been relevant since THE FIFTH CENTURY ANNO DOMINI

Gorgeous Trannies At Your Service

It would take a million years of evolution – or a total reversal in the condition of the world – for your pain to end.

INLAND EMPIRE - The furnace has long been cold, despite itself. You're too sad to jerk off. This is not the first time this has happened, either. ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Then it is truly over. You are beyond the help of the page-three girl. You are truly doomed.

YOU - “Lamby looks soft.” LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face. YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.”

I dont think this is a real thing that happened even one time.

Ugh we're live www.twitch.tv/DevonVoixVO

Ready for some all day resident evil with @mrbiggleshaha.bsky.social ? Cause we starting in a bit and gonna try and go all day starting with 3.

oh

how your email finds me

Surprise Stream Tomorrow! I'm going to be doing the Mecha Anime Opening Tierlist with @flyer3232.bsky.social around 2PM CST! This is gonna be a long one, and one you will not get to see again! No VOD!

friend: "hey did you hear what happened to chuck norris?" me, immediately:

WHOS GONNA TELL YOU THE NEWS THEN? FUCKING AQUAMAN?

Angelic being that descends from yon high to the sounds of trumpets and heavenly choir declaring "BE NOT AFRAID" and then falling flat on their fucking face the second they touch the ground and the trumpets and choir shift into chortles immediately.

Thankfully history has many answers for this problem

I love being worried because I haven't got confirmation of the IRS taking their payment despite signing the okay like 2 weeks ago, very cool not knowing if I have usable money right now

Congrats to Gandalf the Grey, Gandalf the White, the Black Knight, Benito Mussolini, the Blue Meanie, Cowboy Curtis, Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan

Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick anything. Even the bucket.

read the news today

Local white boy so out of depth, save me wok

Uhhhhhh

Oh, Death, why canst thou not sometimes be timely?

Damn me, but all things are queer

No: never saw such a book; heard of it, though.

in the soul of man there lies one insular Tahiti, full of peace and joy, but encompassed by all the horrors of the half known life

I saw the opening maw of hell, With endless pains and sorrows there; Which none but they that feel can tell— Oh, I was plunging to despair.

a circle of profound darkness

128th anniversary today of this rather important story appearing in the Lawrence Daily Journal, Kansas

brightness check

St pat day 2 baby Reheat time I guess

"I would like to not be on the receiving end again of the President asking people to do illegal things."

Once again saying the economy works on 40K Orc logic of WEZ KRUMPIN IT AND YOUS ALL TINK SO TOO? NUMBAH GOES UP OI GITZ. YE TINK WE ZOGGED IT? NUMBAH DOWN BOYZ

I have no energy to crash out but make no mistake Dying internally eventually and always goes external

I hope nvidia shareholders realize number going to hit rock bottom after burning off several decades of goodwill for less than 5 years of awful decisions