Surprised they felt safe enough to stand in the street after the near vehicular manslaughter they experienced

JD Vance says "Renee Good? More like Really Bad"

enjoy your deathtrap, ladies!

Counter point: you train your people on the data you own by opening up the page and looking at it, fuckhead

lmao

I mean Why not

don't forget kids 1. political power flows from the barrel of a gun 2. you're more likely to get what you want with a kind word and a gun than just a kind word 3. only trust your fists. police will never help you

US Navy reporting that Joropo Pajarillo is getting louder and louder by the day. "No end in sight" reports one seaman. "We have to rev up the jets on the carrier just to get enough white noise to sleep" says another.

Excited to report that I’ve found an all-natural alternative to Ozempic that helped me lose 5 lbs in just one week without a single injection or pill. It’s called norovirus

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" We can figure something out

Somehow, someway, the Monroe Doctrine has cycled back into relevance

Alright, RFK, reach into the cow porthole.

Me to most of you

The best time to save your game is immediately after saving your game, just to be sure.

Bring back the Roman tradition of crucifying criminals on the side of the road as a warning but for ICE agents

If every data center is a US military base Then every data center is a legitimate target AKA See you on December 7th.

Ventriloquists be like

"Hey, yeah, I just had a traumatic brain injury and need to relearn grammar. What's the second-person again?" The educational house:

Me to most of you

POV: 923 ducks have descended upon me

which way

I hope the Load Bearing Goku in Guilty Gear Strive is doing okay.

EARTH HAS 4 CORNER SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY TIME CUBE WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION. 4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1 DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL. IGNORANCE OF TIMECUBE4 SIMPLE MATH IS RETARDATION AND EVIL EDUCATION DAMNATION. CUBELESS AMERICANS DESERVE - AND SHALL BE EXTERMINATED.

The funniest version is when you get "I dont want politics in my games" says guy who claims that Metal Gear Solid is one of his favorite series.

Oh to be bridal carried by a woman with long hair and armor

Side note What the fuck is that cyclops getup

The United States appear to be destined by Providence to plague America with misery in the name of liberty.

BREAKING: Lights and sirens coming from Panteón Nacional de Venezuela, CARACAS, VENEZUELA, as Simón Bolívar's corpse begins to levitate and spin at such a speed that the energy of the city is coalescing into him. Citizens report a booming voice proclaiming: "Bien. Chinga te. Lo haré yo mismo."

Make domething that isn't slop then, dumbass???

"Is Rance Woke?" - the greatest thread in the history of vndb, locked by a moderator after Sengoku Rance was deemed to have too much gameplay to qualify as a Visual Novel.

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head

What happened to that whole Only Congress has the power to declare war part

i hope these kinda people kill themselves

Who is actually left from old head FGC devs? Ono is gone Harada is done Sakurai is kinda out? Daisuke Ishiwatari is still kicking Guilty Gear down the road

still waiting for the fire emblem baddy who is supposed to be better than this dude

I think if I was a Big Name Actor with a No Lose Clause in my contract I would keep scaling up more and more ridiculous shit, real and imagined, until I beat Biblical God and the very next movie is me being devoured by regular ants for my hubris and I never have another starring role

The great emerald's power allows me to feel.

"May you be forced to drink data center runoff." Now entering my permanent lexicon.

If I ever got a low-poly 3D model I would just splice it into this for the announcement.