I’ve been seeing my therapist weekly for 6 years. Today, for the first time, she said I might be ready to start talking about ending our sessions. I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO

@bigfattyonline.bsky.social I had no idea that the BFO birthday song could go on that long. There were so many key changes, that poor singer had his balls drop three or four times.

About to try Pope, Yes chicken for the first time.

Good morning Ms. Bacon. 🥓 @urtheepiotome.bsky.social

Merriam-Webster stirring the pot today!

Cover of best selling 2029 History of The Second Trump Presidency just dropped.

"You know, we as gay people, we get to choose our family"

@bigfattyonline.bsky.social I assume this was recorded while you were at Rat World

That compost pile works different in Rancho Cucamonga

We’re finally at the point where my therapist of six years told me for the first time today: “yeah, that’s some next level family dysfunction.“ How was your day?

@bigfattyonline.bsky.social Thinking of you

Staying at a very rustic motel, which has an onsite cat named Skittles. As I was sitting on a bench outside, it came and jumped right in my lap. Cats are always able to find the guy who’s not into cats, and latch onto them.

Saw your mom; she says “hey.”

Just landed at the airport and I’ve already had multiple bear sightings.

@bigfattyonline.bsky.social you do know that it’s possible to melt butter in a pan on the stovetop, right? I’d hate for you to think that you have to go to your bathroom appliances every time your microwave is down.

@laffingbuddha.bsky.social So nice to hear your voice on your little show!

Most things about getting older don't bother me so much, at least not yet. But by God, these old-man crazy eyebrow hairs are where I draw the line.

This made me LOL today. Connections Puzzle #814 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf

@superbjorn.bsky.social Happy Birthday! 🎈🎂🎉

@bigfattyonline.bsky.social Just entered a raffle and I got the “boot to root” option. Made me think of you somehow. 😘

The kitchen hours at this gay bar is a matter of wild inconsistency. I asked the bartender if he was making food tonight, since I saw him in the kitchen. He said “only for me—it will be too busy since I’m the only one working.” I’ve LITERALLY been the only customer here for the last 90 minutes.🤔

@maczook.bsky.social Happy Birthday!! 🎂🎉🎁🎈 🍆💦

@bigfattyonline.bsky.social Dear Gussy! How in the world is someone supposed to find a gentleman caller for his special chair on the Grin Doctor when there are so many fembots in the way??

This drunk 20-something straight chick at the gay bar is presuming to give life advice to the 67-year-old trans woman next to me and I am 💀

The hell are we watching??

A.I. is popular because it gives you the experience of being a boss: you get to give annoyingly specific instructions about how to do something you don't actually know how to do yourself, and then claim credit for the end result.

If you were curious, I go to the type of gay bar where the security guy stands out front with an open bag of Tostitos and a jar of queso on the hood of his car while he’s watching the parking lot. #classy

@bigfattyonline.bsky.social Just did karaoke of “How’s Your Whole…Family” in your and Vader’s honor.

Criminy…there really is nothing new under the sun. Regarding the 1793 yellow fever epidemic in Philadelphia: “Partisanship had grown so fierce even treatments for the disease became politicized. There were now ‘Republican’ and ‘Federalist’ cures.”

Periodic reminder that the shopping experience at every Apple store I’ve ever been to is complete trash.

@bigfattyonline.bsky.social Happy 69th anniversary of exiting the birth canal! 😘

@baronfrosti.bsky.social I had a dream about you last night in which you revealed that both Mr K and your mother were fictional characters you created for content on your online platforms.

@bigfattyonline.bsky.social Care to comment?

Another life first for my checklist...first time using a bidet

Close up dental pics make me feel like I’m living in a horror movie.

Occasionally, I’m reminded that I am older than the high five, and I instantly shrivel into dust and implode.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Trans folks ain't done shit to you

Men are vile.

What four fictional characters are you a combination of?

@bigfattyonline.bsky.social Thinking of you 🥰

You never know what treasures you’ll find in the discard bin at the used book emporium.

If the homosexual matrix exists, please plug me in already, please and thank you.

Apparently today is the day I’ve got to mute some motherfuckers.

Trying to cut back on social media? The methaphone is a phone-shaped slab of clear acrylic that you can carry instead of your phone to “help you manage cravings and withdrawal symptoms”. [methaphone.com]

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@bigfattyonline.bsky.social Love you Fatty. 💜💜💜