Jeeps have Rubber Ducks. Broncos have Sonic.

Taking a hot girl walk through the valley of the shadow of death

I do acupuncture now and my copay is $15. I don't know if it's working, but $15 for a relaxing nap once a week seems worth it.

Story of Times 🌟 Commission for @sakarafox.bsky.social ❤️🙏

Bone Heads ☠️💜⚔️🛡️

handmaiden #peony🥀 #art #dnd

These pictures are the "Live. Laugh. Love." of the book world, but I will admit that they are still aesthetically pleasing for some reason.

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Idk how to feel about celebrating the 4th, but I'm 100% here for the hotdogs. ホットドッグ 🌭

I tried to take "fun" 4th of July photos of my dog who has Sarah McLachlan "In the arms of an angel" syndrome.

They gotta start making pink consoles again

I've retweeted this over 100 times over the last decade. And I won't stop.

My library has books, dvds, Kanopy streaming, Libby, Fishing Poles, Birding Kits, Ukuleles, State Park Passes, Museum Passes, access to Udemy and LinkedIn Learning, free access to Mango Languages and Rosetta Stone and even ABCMouse. Support your library.

Bang! Bang! #thevampirelestat

You shouldn't even be given the option to skip the intro to The Vampire Lestat. Like.... How dare you?

22 years ago today I released Salad Fingers.

I don't know who to show my game winning Meccha Chameleon paints to, so here:

Hey, so uhm... What the fuck?

Nicolas Cage’s best movie.

Book cover artists QRP with your book covers I've only done two so far, but I'd love to do more! Book links available on my website: www.creepepaper.com/professional...

Fix your hearts or die. You know how many of us joke that Pride month should be followed by Wrath? This year I feel a deep, burning fury towards all who use transgender lives as political propaganda. We are human beings. You cannot erase us. Happy Pride. Trans liberation at any cost. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Planet Zoo is one of my favorite games ever. Download it. All the DLC is on sale right now too.

I’m okay with plot in movies but only if it advances the sex scenes

I love that Robert Eggers is doing his next film in Middle English. Absolute freak behavior (complimentary). Our culture belittles and dismisses enthusiasm and expertise but he's like no, I have a special interest and will be depicting it correctly😎

Camp Lazlo was a national treasure.

You missed the whole point of the film. It’s a story about a man named Ernest. Who goes to camp

Is Twisted Metal back yet?

I love how I don't follow any of these TV Shows frame by frame accounts, but when they reach my feed, I know 100% why they're here without any context.

Day 198 of drawing the entire Pokédex as silly cats - Murkrow, No. 0198

Me: I love Roguelikes Husband: Really? I'm surprised! Me: Well yeah! Cult of the Lamb is literally one of my fav games. I just hate the part where they make me dungeon crawl. I just want to take care of my cult. I'd rather farm my resources than fight for them. Husband: So I have bad news for you...

Been fighting with my pharmacy to get meds my doc PRESCRIBED ME that we CHECKED & WAS COVERED BY MY INSURANCE, but now it's suddenly NOT COVERED & of course I DIDN'T TAKE SCREENSHOTS because I'm an IDIOT. They changed the price TWICE and when I called them out, now I DONT HAVE ACCESS TO MY ACCOUNT?!

I need to find a professional photographer that primarily focuses on ugly people. I paid for 2 professional photo sessions in my life and I'm ugly in every single picture. I just need a trained photographer that knows what to do with me. I'm ugly and I'm proud, but please take a nice pic of me.

a salmon run? a limited run of salmon? it's more likely than you think hand screenprinted by the lovely @smdefelice.bsky.social with fun red/orange marbling available in the shop in limited quantity: acorviart.bigcartel.com

Work in progress 🦢

Does anybody have a single line or two from a movie that you and a friend or sibling found hilarious, but no one else seemed to notice, and now you reference it all the time?

This goes so hard

The Quarry (Steam) is $5.34 on GMG XP Offer buff.ly/Uik0Quh #ad

Beware anybody promising to sell your dreams back to you. You NEED legal representation with experience handling Hollywood's nonsense before you make any promises or sign ANYTHING.

Happy Wednesday, Wyrdos :)

if you see this, post a pic of yourself wearing glasses

Me, a 30+ year old adult: I'm going to go to bed early tonight! Finally get a good night's rest. The DQ Burger digesting at hyper speed in my guts:

Did I hyperfixate and build the Practical Magic house in Paralives? Why, yes I did.

metastasis

Repost if your account is a safe place for the trans community! 🩵🩷🤍

I had surgery yesterday (minor) and didn't want to cook today. My husband is at work and he gets to experience whatever this is.

My mom just reminded me of the time I wanted to show her Paranormal Activity when it was new. I found it on 123Movies or some other shady site. We watched the whole thing and then it legitimately Rick Rolled us at the last 15 minutes and she has yet to see the actual ending.

Introduce Yourself with 4 video games

No this isn't a metaphor. I just want you to come inside.