Surely there is some law against Tony Blair in 2026? If not, why not?

I know I don’t have many followers on here but could everyone send good vibes as my partner is in for major surgery today.

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War crimes upon war crimes upon war crimes.

Bluesky isn’t working because they’ve blown nearly five grand on a regino.

Some obnoxious twat has decided the entire carriage has to listen to their music. A middle aged obnoxious twat who thinks he is funny too. Twat.

I’m on a chaotic train. An entire school is squished on to this train and everyone has stolen each other’s seats. Not mine through. Me and my lad are here being cool.

Beautiful, beautiful song. #totp

This will now always be a stripping wallpaper song #totp

Not interested in this terf so am giving a late 90s fashion update instead. Those tops with an slash across the boob area, lacy camisoles and shirts are everywhere #totp

I still love this very ridiculous holiday club in Spain song and am dancing along to Mucho Mambo #totp

The true horror of this song is that I can still sing along to the chorus pushing 30 years later. #totp

Bran Van 3000 can piss off with this Drinking In LA shite. I hated it then and I hate it now. Absolute bollocks. Fuck off #totp

5 year old likes both Alice deejay for “sounds” and supergrass because “he sounds like a potato man.” #totp

Texas again? Crime #totp

Hepburn have stolen the intro for Smells Like Teen Spirit for whatever this is but made it jangly and upbeat #totp

Top song from Supergrass here #totp

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with me? Fuck this.

Well, being the only parent at this party not in a little friendship group is awkward as fuck. And I’ve been ignored, not even a hello from most people. Screaming alone into the wind on here too but I must scream.

Fed up with this whole set of dickheads.

Late 90s fashion update. Gail’s city scape vest top. #totp

Jamiroquai were another band that were ridiculously popular at my school. #totp

How utterly cruel.

I was speaking to a young person today who didn’t know who Britney Spears was. I felt about 100 years old.

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If you can’t show up when you’re facing relegation then you deserve to go down. #coys

This is an absolute banger from Madonna. It is bizarre to look back now and understand the chokehold Austin Powers had on culture. #totp

This sunscreen song is bollocks #totp

Yes. A fucking tune. Are they going to show the skeletons in the toilet? #totp

I have zero recollection of this song. Zero. Absolutely none. late 90s fashion update. Those baggy jeans and that style of vest top. I had both. #totp

Blocked by a tedious nerd for calling them a nerd. What a day on Bluesky.

Rang my Dad and was not immediately met with a barrage of complaints about how shite Tudor is so result all round.

Missed the episodes tonight but it looks like I missed two showings of Sixpence None The Richer and that’s great because Kiss Me is utter fucking bollocks. Absolute dog shit song and I love my timeline also hates it. #TOTP

Just been given a free 99 with a flake.

@auldbendy.bsky.social big Platt Waz vibes from this.

I am once again asking the world’s top surgeons to have a look and work out if they can give Starmer a spine transplant.

Mfw I launch a "preventative strike".

Can’t put into words how much I want them two to fuck off.

Late 90s fashion update. Martine’s exact haircut. I dread to think how much hair was ruined trying to be that straight. #totp

Mandelson’s arrest has come at a great time for the Labour Party

I just hope that Mandelson and Andrew aren't used as sacrificial lambs and the rest of the establishment brush their hands and pat themselves on a job well done. These two were enabled and protected for decades.

Celebration by Kool and the Gang about to rocket up the streaming charts.

Oh my God, Becky. 6 music knows what they’re doing.

There are no words to describe how awful this is.

They can remove clips of Premier League goals in minutes. 48 hours is an eternity online.

I’d have off with the big whale from the Natural History Museum just because.

My son is loving the last two songs. Shouting “my name is, my name name, my name is…” and pointing at us. Now laughing his arse off at Flat Eric #TOTP

Another behemoth has arrived. #TOTP