Me: I finally feel like I'm coming out of this depression, and I'm even getting some serious writing done. The World: Just for that, I'm giving your young, sweet, innocent friend a health scare she might not recover from, fuck you

A story I love about Anthony Stewart Head. Thank you to this person for sharing it on Tumblr. What a mensch.

AHHH SOMEONE REVIEWED MY BOOK ON YOUTUBE AHHHH I NEED TO SCREAM AND RUN AROUND youtu.be/J-tfyWq0SMs?...

Playing Dragon Age: The Veilguard finally, and hearing Erika Ishii and Claudia Black "talk to each other" is giving me serious bliss.

Seriously considering sending an email or even post a damn letter to Pepsi and beg them to let me buy cases of Sobe Elixir. The carrot and citrus flavors were amazing, I would buy ten at a time. Then one day they just disappeared. I haven't seen one in a store in months, maybe years?

Props to whoever figured out lactose-free milk. I couldn't taste the difference at all, and I'm now farting enough gas to shame a methane factory.

Spent the last three weeks building my own Steam Machine console out of a used crypto-mining blade, a 3D-printed case, a flex power supply, 3 90-degree USB adapters, a USB hub, and a power switch. This is a more advanced build than I usually go for, but this was one of my favorite projects ever.

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore. When a fist hits your eye from a big hairy guy, that's Murray. Know the difference.

The joys of IT. Setting up Avanan email protection, created account, Avanan sent me an email with an MFA code, but the email never arrived because it was blocked by Avanan.

Not me, crying my eyes out at the result of an episode of Deal or No Deal UK from eighteen years ago for the umpteenth time today.

Just another day, chilling, hacking my PS4, you know how it is.

Whenever I think I can't love @erikaishii.bsky.social more than I already do, she shows up to play the Pixie in the latest episode of Good Time on the Clocktower in a MAGNIFICENT outfit.

Just played through the "musical" section of Alan Wake 2. This game's amazing, and I'm just sorry I slept on it for so long.

I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I approve this message.

I played and beat Fable III this week, and I wondered why I was emotional when it ended - the story's alright but not tears-worthy - and it occurs to me that I had been playing as a government leader who genuinely cared about her people. I haven't experienced that in some time.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Happy new memory corruption

IT'S FINALLY HERE!! BFYTW Does Taskmaster 300 LIVE in Colorado, night 1! Night 2 coming soon! youtu.be/RJwW45yKtdw?...

Here's the teaser for the BFYTW Does Taskmaster 300 videos, they'll be up on YouTube soon!

Since returning from Colorado, life has felt empty. It's a combination of having real human connection for 5 days followed by returning to my empty apartment and having to replace said connection with social media - and the fact that I got to do my dream and now have to go back to the nightmare.

Yes! This! Make me laugh with your review, and you instantly win me over.

I'll amend my previous statement - if you haven't read the book, but your review is funny, you get a pass. Even if it's a single sentence like "It's an absolutely fantastic doorstop."

I will take positive. I will take negative. Just make it evident you have actually READ the books, lol, authors can always tell.

"I can't afford to support my favorite author right now, I—" Reviews. Reviews are free AND they are a gift to authors that can keep on giving (i.e., exposure, marketing, algo boosts, etc.) Please, give the gift of reviews to your authors this holiday season. It really can make a difference!

A year-long journey has come to a close. Episode 300 is in the books, and what a wild, hilarious ride. A champion has been crowned and claimed their prize, and now we say "until next time." But never "goodbye". After all...episode 400 is a mere two years away. #bfytw #Taskmaster #live #podcast

In less than an hour, a year's worth of preparation, 67 hours of editing, and five exasperated-but-brilliant contestants will all come down to this. It's BFYTW Does Taskmaster time. Buckle up.

In two days, one of our five contestants will be going home with this:

Here we go...waiting for the flight that will carry me to the greatest show I've ever done.

I should not be as proud of this as I am. My Dad: (talking up Ken Burns' American Revolution documentary) If America hadn't won Saratoga, then the French would never have helped us. Me: My God, then we'd all be speaking English.

I was starting to think I had no desire for romance, but I just caught myself thinking about the thirty-seven that got away. Also, I hate that phrase "the one that got away". Feels predatory. 'The one who made a different choice' feels too clinical. 'The one who wasn't for me', maybe?

Fixed a typo in the poster - Episode 300 is coming up FAST, so get your tickets now: checkout.square.site/merchant/5H6...

Me: So my promotion means I'll finally outrank someone in my department in which I have served longer than anyone else? Boss: Actually, we're looking into paying for an A.I. to cover your former duties. Me:

Unironically listening to the Ghostbusters II soundtrack like it's 1989.

The poster for episode 300: BFYTW Does Taskmaster! Tickets: checkout.square.site/merchant/5H6...

Just speed-ran the finale of Curse of Strahd. Broke into the precise room he was hiding in. My Wild Magic Sorc gained a reincarnation with a surge roll. Automaton and I tackled him out a window, the opposed strength check 19-18. 900 foot drop. Holy symbol and Hold Vampire prevented escape. 2 rounds.

Y'all. When I tell you that BFYTW 300: BFYTW Does Taskmaster might be the funniest thing I have EVER done, it is not hyperbole. I have only ever been mid-tier funny. This is S-rank funny. Peak Improv Theatre, Colorado Springs, Dec. 5th and 6th, tickets on sale now: peakimprov.com/events-2-1/b...

Never remind me of my failures. That's MY job.

If one more person doesn't understand why changing their network disconnected their copier from the network, I will scream so loud that every dog for thirty miles will start barking.

Sorry, everyone. That sound you heard was work making my eyes roll so hard that the centrifugal force slammed my head into my desk.

That show was a lot of fun. Although a lot of the fun was my brain trying to not get confused by "you're right. No point". Was like playing with inverted controls. :D

Super proud of this episode, this is the first gameshow I created without any influence from an existing show, and it's so good, and went so well, that I'm thinking about actually pitching it to TV. bfytwpod.com?p=1564

Folks, if you love audiobooks, if you want creators to be able to keep MAKING audiobooks, you're going to have to start... paying for audiobooks. Not subscriptions. Audiobooks themselves. Because Amazon are absolutely intent on paying creators even less. They aren't cheap to make.

Wait. What? Math! Aabria giving my dice good juice?? And I thought Rekha was the game’s only straight…???

This is absolutely @ogreyolk.bsky.social almost all of the time.

I drew this on my lunch break your excuses are fucking pathetic

YES THERE IS GO TO www.ep11.love THE MAGIC WORD IS SAMALAMADINGDONG

Love getting fresh 2nd Edition copies and then immediately selling some. 💙

10pmEDT/2amUTC at twitch.tv/kilg0re_tr0ut (I made PartnerPlus for July! Now on to Aug and Sep!) Kilg0re IS the Avatar as he resumes his playthrough of Ultima IX: Ascension (PC 1999) @richardgarriott.bsky.social - Get Ultima IX: Ascension DRM-FREE on GOG at adtr.co/35u9ax