Because Amazon there will be no measured ratings

Kennedy has a little Lindsay Graham in him?

Talarico now leads both Republicans in the polls. Love to see it.

More evidence today for the vindictive prosecution motion to dismiss

No one is holier than Donald Trump, not even the Pope. www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMTy...

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hey do you guys think I need a lawyer

BREAKING: "I'm still innocent, I'm still not afraid and I still believe in the independent federal judiciary." Comey responds to Trump's DOJ indictment over "86" seashell post. www.ms.now/deadline-whi...

There is a 5 year SOL on these claims - so if Comey gets it so does Jack by Jan 27 (oh crap, Trump will still be president)

Unambiguously a violation of grand jury secrecy in a way that would normally be a massive problem, and in this instance is about a dozen items down the list.

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Also will Hines Ward and Mel Blount get indicted??

THE BALLROOM ADVENTURE Mr. Newberger's AI Funnies presents it's latest disaster film. Irwin Allen, eat your heart out! After the ballroom is a 400 million tax payer funded win, Trump commissions the next best thing, a moving ballroom. Full film $3 at patreon.com/MrNewbergersAIFunnies

Your Honor, the defense rests

Will I get indicted for reposting this?

Making math illegal again

Will I be indicted too if I simply do a math problem that comes up with that number?

50% of americans don't agree with Hannity, Waters, or anyone else on Fox News - so they should be fired?

Now Trump wants to take Greenland, Cuba, Venezuela, Iran, and Buckingham Palace?

Why would the United States allow this to pass through unless there’s a secret deal between Trump and Putin?

Will the US energy secretary, pilot, those tankers through the straight himself?

Clearly, John Barron told him this if anybody believes the Iranians would tell Trump that they are in a state of collapse. I have a bridge to sell you.

Customs fees are just like a tariff. They’re paid by American consumers who pay higher prices for imported goods.

AI could not generate a picture of four more uncomfortable looking people -

Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Regan, Bush Sr. Clinton, Bush Jr. Obama, Biden. What did they all have in common? None of them needed a ballroom - (Johnson became Pres bc Kennedy was assinated - Regan actually got shot. This is a vanity project. Period. End of Story

Ronald Reagan actually did get shot. He didn’t need a ballroom. John F. Kennedy died. Johnson didn’t ask for a ballroom. Neither did Nixon. The ballroom is a vanity project. End of story.

If the Senate would also pass legislation to require the president never to venture out of the White House compound, I would support it but every single weekend he flies down to play golf on his private golf course at Mar-a-Lago and host his private guests at his private club so I say no way

Yikes! Fox 5 caught on hot mic talking about the security at the Correspondents Dinner. "They have like two random chicks holding the front door open. Like guys, they're not even trying anymore...they're not even secret service people. It's like the girls who work here are holding the door."

Kid Rock's Hip Hop BBQ Didn't Create Jobs

Pro Tip - Trump does not shake hands with his left hand - but when his right hand veins are collapsed have to look to other hand??

So all of his Maga rallies will be held inside the ballroom?

A single shotgun and a single handgun does not an arsenal make

But it will be edited am I right?

Putin is still 30 points ahead of Trump in favorability in his own country

When he sees it makes him look like he’s 30 pounds fatter. He’ll never wear them. He’s just happy to have Secret Service stand in front of them.

Press needs to demand the White House disclose details about how Trump supposedly made a multi million dollar donation to this effort he did not, and there is no evidence that he did

Yet he wasted literally millions of dollars in tax, spare money to fly down to Palm Beach for his personal reception for one night and fly back to Washington massive waste of money

Wait, he was in DC yesterday. Did he fly down to Palm Beach just to spend the night and then to fly back to Washington DC for the White House correspondents dinner? What a complete waste of money why would he fly to Florida to spend the night there and then fly right back because it’s not his money

Next time, if you want to fool anybody other than your idiot supporters, move the clouds.

Wow - Trump can order his landscapers to turn on the hose into the reflecting pool - who else has the "guts" to do this??

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Because everybody learns in kindergarten except for Donald Trump that if you steal something you have to give it back

Holy crap, guys. His approval rating is down 300%.

It’s a medication that causes dementia in senior adults

Trump is telling you that this will be a forever war

Damn

Every Western Capital (i.e. Europe) used to or still does have monarchies/royal families - we don't and never have and never will.

Seems almost like using an auto pen to sign your name?