Counterpoint: I am not traumatized nor exhausted by this. I am traumatized and exhausted by the shit these people are doing to all the rest of us that invites these things to happen.

I just found a magnatile that looks like calcifer 🔥

Getting ominous emails this morning

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

Very disrespectful to talk about our brave astronauts this way.

I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT UCONN JUST PULLED OFF OMG DUKE CHOKE JOB 🐾

So how long do we think it takes before ice shoots someone at the airport

POSS

How you know things are Going Great:

Looks like musk hasn't been able to update mechahitler just yet.

Claude is cloth mother. Grok is wire mother.

He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" and I said, "snowball fight." And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and gave me the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, 'til I said, "And creating a nuisance," and they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time

This is why hockey players should be hot and gay. If you aren't a hot gay you need to do another sport. Leave hockey to the Real Men (hot and gay)

I'm hearing people on the news starting to talk like GPT. I just heard a sitting senator saying "Americans should flag that, not give in to hand-waving" and I can't tell anymore if they had their talking points written by LLM or they have AI Rot brain and that's just how they talk now

Learning so much today. Like how Elon Musk gets a horse to suck him off, for example.

This closing ceremony is gay (derogatory) when it could gave gay (complementary)

Update: Day 6 of stepping on beans

Claude would never

The Supreme Court:

The real sign that the economy is struggling is that I haven't heard about blood boys for a long time now. When you can't even afford blood boys, what kind of life is that? Are you really living, or merely existing. :-(

The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

Charles Ephebophile Cheese

The underpants worn by the rat

Tim Robinson is the human version of a Muppet

When I see you guys stancilposting

Roses are red, ICE is a menace,

in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around

who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice

Finally getting the GoodSlop from Facebook

When the kindergartener brings home 25 garbage toys from the classroom Valentine party and half of the make noise.

My POS MAGA 2A BIL is going to an anti ice rally tomorrow after getting increasingly upset about the shit happening in MN. So that's how bad things finally are.

Accidentally scrolling through the Discover tab:

My kindergarten kid just caught a snippet of the morning news about Liam, the 5yo who was stolen by ICE, and now he's afraid ICE is going to come into his school and take him or his friends to jail. "What did the boy do? Why did they take him?" And what the fuck do I even say.

RESTORESKIN

I think it's funny everyone finally hates Americans almost as much as Americans hate Americans

You guys wanna do a group project

What does deepseek know about tomorrow 👀

The average age babies start walking, by country. The Australian situation is pouch-related I'm confident in this as a scientist

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

Snow Birds 🐦

Aqualung is about snails 🐌

I need a social media platform based on this image

Rest in Piss ☠️

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.