The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.

Remember how they used to keep the quiet part quiet

Rubio saying another country is "run by incompetent senile old men" about another country lol. Then he accidently follows up with "the poor cunt" ☠️

Watching Trump not be able to keep his fuckin eyes open during his own war presser: is this good?

Does this mean we get more Get Your War On cartoons?

inside you there are two former mayors

Vecna has no infrastructure, no items. What am I to infer about this man.

What the fuck is a sleighing song

Logging on to find Trump claiming to have killed Rob Reiner and his wife, huh

My child has made a Christmas ornament. You know, in case you wanted to know what I look like.

Every guy on public transit:

Jail for 1000 years

Just got a letter from school about the TEN UPCOMING SPIRIT DAYS during this, the busiest time of year. Dress my child like a snowman. Dress my child like the Grinch. Dress my child like a Christmas tree. WATTHEFOCKMAN

HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends

This cat looks like it's seen some SHIT

I'm in the in top 1% of "tsh test" fans 💅

Bury the slop machines under my house 🙏

yo wtf is happening in this children's book

This is payback for what I did to my sims as a kid, I know it

"strong floor no ceiling" sounds a lot like the real estate listing for the only thing anyone under 60 can afford

Hey look I found a new Nancy Rue book

Rare "supporter/anti supporter" shirt spotted

GM

Polymarket leaving money on the table by not allowing my "will he stroke out before Monday" bet

BAD NEWS, EVERYONE!

I hope they are doing leech shit to feterman and the leeches are disgusted

Joyce Carol Oates blocked me after we had a fight about how woody allen is a fucking predator but I will concede that cooking elons ass on his home turf is king shit

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I'm just glad Scott Adams is still alive to see this 🙏

What a great day for news. Let's go for 3, anyone wanna jump scare that old fat fuck?

Uhhhh this seems not great

I thought the Gatsby jokes were in reference to the Lincoln bathroom and the Epstein ballroom but no

Props to the house that gave the kids full size candy bars and gave the adults craft beers and strong sangria. I love you.

13 years ago this would have been something you saw on adult swim at 2am and then never again

Just pulled a deer tick off me ☠️

the only ones who can fix computer, the only ones who can think without computer

"We just arrested a Portland Antifa lieutenant"

Fuckin shit I'm stuck in the alcoholic cowboy level 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

I cannot wait to get back home and ROLL (new katamari game)

GM

This is like when my brother jerked off all day in HS

Zohran Mamdani's promises of free busses might sound great, but I live in Albuquerque NM where city busses have been free for five years and I'm here to tell you the truth. This is what every bus in my city looks like now. Think carefully about your choice this November.

I have eaten the chudler that was on your TL and which you were probably saving for YOUR MOM

The Chudler did 9/11

My mother bought what she thought were normal "spicy" chips for the party and was like DO NOT EAT THESE, SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THESE and I look and folks,

WhiteHaus

Kindergartener, accidentally inventing the roomba: "it would be so cool if somebody made a robot dog. It could clean up the floor"

You gotta give. If nobody gives it goes dark.