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Ikea Xanax millennials on suicide watch

Kash: "just write anti-ice shit on it" Unpaid intern: "Got it boss!"

the world if the catholics got raptured

walzr.com/sf-parking/ This person reverse engineered the parking ticket system and now you can watch cops in real time on the leaderboard lmao Real fat bear energy here

I've been at 3 stores looking for clothing this week and all 3 have ripped the prices off all the clothing so they can just charge whatever they want and change the prices quickly. What the fuck.

Just spent 40 min digging for juruselum artichokes before I realized I actually have perennial sunflowers 🫠🫠🫠 ☠️

IT'S FAT BEAR WEEK!!!

Do you think they will be any rapture discounts at Kohl's today I need some new pants

They are making an army of SUPER AUTISTICS, they are finally weaponizing autism

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

Every Amish person is autistic

😕

Disney Bounding as ANTIFA

Makin' my way downtown Walkin' fast Faces pass And I'm homebound

Trump is a fascist, Elon hates poors,

What's happening here. Is this a Freddy krugar thing? Why is it ripped??

Walmart crazy for this one

This man has a gajillion dollars why can he not have somebody match foundation to his disgusting skin? Who is putting this on him? Someone who hates his ass as much as I do? 11-year-old girls are doing a better job on the daily.

When u nut but she keep suckin

They are going to throw him in The Pit for this one

youtube.com/watch?v=V150... Just want to point out that animatics recognized Palestine way back in 1993 (1:42)

5yo: I like the new church dude me:.... the pope?? 5: yeah, he likes the white sox. ... 5: is he real?

Anyone know how to find novavax? I've looked online and can't find a way.

I need them to sell me whatever the crunchies in ice cream cake are so I can eat it as cereal

Does this mean we have to let Jimmy into the antifa meetings 😕

I can't wait for Austerity Patriotism due to entirely self-inflicted wounds. The tradwives are waiting for their biggest moment yet.

At least Jay Leno died before I would have to side with him on any issue

I think it's about time Science did something cool like this, instead of researching if eggs are good or bad for you every other month. We deserve it.

Mixing powdered coffee with liquid coffee and seeing God

"the meek shall inherit the earth" is like when toad comes out at the halfway point in Mario party and predicts the last place person is going to win

Flags FULL STAFF for Robert Redford! 😏🫡🍆

New Tyler Robinson posts leaked to me tell a very different story than you've heard before: www.kenklippenstein.com/p/exclusive-...

*I will not hand it to her, I will not hand it to her, I will not hand it to her*

Roses are red, An ant is a bug,

@anangryopossum.bsky.social Don't make that face like you don't know what you did

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Meanwhile, on /pol/

Look at this cute ghost I made from a gourd 👻

Just saw yet another argument by yet another pundit on the left saying a lack of empathy for Kirk makes us like the right. And I just don’t think it’s a fair or just argument. I’ll try to explain why briefly.

NICE WORK, BONE DADDY ☠️

she takes off her bra and you see this wyd

We need a Charlie Kirk on the left

It's really hard to shock me. This shocked me.

X about to be regulated as a federal utility after this ☠️

I'm so thankful to live in a state nobody from Florida wants to come to

My small child is coloring and it's somehow ominous??

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Setting your kid up from birth to do a crime so big you get a 100k payout to rat him out is a new grift, white guys really are on the cutting edge