AnAngryOpossum
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ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ NYT reporter. tip line: (858) 651-5050
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ISS Piss Tracker
about 1 hour ago
The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.
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Tim Onion
about 18 hours ago
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
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Remember how they used to keep the quiet part quiet
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7 days ago
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Rubio saying another country is "run by incompetent senile old men" about another country lol. Then he accidently follows up with "the poor cunt" ☠️
7 days ago
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Watching Trump not be able to keep his fuckin eyes open during his own war presser: is this good?
7 days ago
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Does this mean we get more Get Your War On cartoons?
7 days ago
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inside you there are two former mayors
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8 days ago
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Vecna has no infrastructure, no items. What am I to infer about this man.
9 days ago
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What the fuck is a sleighing song
17 days ago
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Logging on to find Trump claiming to have killed Rob Reiner and his wife, huh
26 days ago
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Andrew Coleman Francis
27 days ago
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My child has made a Christmas ornament. You know, in case you wanted to know what I look like.
about 1 month ago
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Every guy on public transit:
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about 1 month ago
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Jail for 1000 years
about 1 month ago
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Just got a letter from school about the TEN UPCOMING SPIRIT DAYS during this, the busiest time of year. Dress my child like a snowman. Dress my child like the Grinch. Dress my child like a Christmas tree. WATTHEFOCKMAN
about 1 month ago
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Patrick Monahan
about 1 month ago
HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
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This cat looks like it's seen some SHIT
about 1 month ago
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I'm in the in top 1% of "tsh test" fans 💅
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about 1 month ago
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Bury the slop machines under my house 🙏
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about 1 month ago
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yo wtf is happening in this children's book
about 1 month ago
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This is payback for what I did to my sims as a kid, I know it
about 1 month ago
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"strong floor no ceiling" sounds a lot like the real estate listing for the only thing anyone under 60 can afford
about 1 month ago
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Hey look I found a new Nancy Rue book
about 1 month ago
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Rare "supporter/anti supporter" shirt spotted
about 2 months ago
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GM
about 2 months ago
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Polymarket leaving money on the table by not allowing my "will he stroke out before Monday" bet
about 2 months ago
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BAD NEWS, EVERYONE!
about 2 months ago
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I hope they are doing leech shit to feterman and the leeches are disgusted
about 2 months ago
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Joyce Carol Oates blocked me after we had a fight about how woody allen is a fucking predator but I will concede that cooking elons ass on his home turf is king shit
about 2 months ago
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2 months ago
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I'm just glad Scott Adams is still alive to see this 🙏
2 months ago
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What a great day for news. Let's go for 3, anyone wanna jump scare that old fat fuck?
2 months ago
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Uhhhh this seems not great
2 months ago
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I thought the Gatsby jokes were in reference to the Lincoln bathroom and the Epstein ballroom but no
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2 months ago
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Props to the house that gave the kids full size candy bars and gave the adults craft beers and strong sangria. I love you.
2 months ago
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13 years ago this would have been something you saw on adult swim at 2am and then never again
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2 months ago
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Just pulled a deer tick off me ☠️
2 months ago
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the only ones who can fix computer, the only ones who can think without computer
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2 months ago
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"We just arrested a Portland Antifa lieutenant"
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2 months ago
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Fuckin shit I'm stuck in the alcoholic cowboy level 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
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3 months ago
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I cannot wait to get back home and ROLL (new katamari game)
3 months ago
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GM
3 months ago
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This is like when my brother jerked off all day in HS
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3 months ago
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Themperor Kennedy🐸🏳️🌈
3 months ago
Zohran Mamdani's promises of free busses might sound great, but I live in Albuquerque NM where city busses have been free for five years and I'm here to tell you the truth. This is what every bus in my city looks like now. Think carefully about your choice this November.
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I have eaten the chudler that was on your TL and which you were probably saving for YOUR MOM
3 months ago
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The Chudler did 9/11
3 months ago
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My mother bought what she thought were normal "spicy" chips for the party and was like DO NOT EAT THESE, SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH THESE and I look and folks,
3 months ago
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WhiteHaus
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3 months ago
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Kindergartener, accidentally inventing the roomba: "it would be so cool if somebody made a robot dog. It could clean up the floor"
3 months ago
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You gotta give. If nobody gives it goes dark.
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3 months ago
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