OK, YOU should still absolutely not release a video talking about the charges against you. Powell gets the one-in-a-million exception because he knows what he’s doing and is resisting authoritarian trash.

Hooman is going for a midday Hooman treat!

I could use a taco and an enchilada. Thank you for your attention to this matter - Hooman

We are the shithole nation. From Caracas to Greenland to Minneapolis, we are the problem in the world, we are the source of the tragedy, we are the affront to all human dignity. This is the United States now. We are the evil.

NEW: MAYOR FREY: “They are already trying to spin this as an act of self defense. I’ve seen the video myself and I want to tell everybody directly; that is bullshit.”

“To ICE: get the fuck out of Minneapolis. We do not want you here. Your stated reason for being in this city is to create some kind of safety, and you are doing exactly the opposite.” — Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey

I love living in Minneapolis. I don't mind the cold winter weather at all. But ICE thugs wandering around our neighborhoods and murdering our citizens? That part I'm not crazy about.

Trump is so tired from swimming to Venezuela with a knife between his teeth to personally oversee the raid- that is why he can barely speak and has nothing to do with the benzos he took after snorting Adderall all night.

@chefarchiepie.bsky.social I just got some 6 inch pie plates that I love. Could you recommend a resource for small pie recipes, savory and sweet? If not, no biggie, I just thought I'd ask the pie guy!

2026 will be a year of hope for better times, of fighting for a better country and a better world for everyone, and of cherishing the frens who are with you because they make everything worthwhile. Here is a toast 🥂 to the #CorgiCrew and other frens who brighten every day. ❤️

Hooman's final meal of the year... buttermilk cornmeal battered catfish, roast sweet potatoe puree with coconut milk, and sugar snap peas with citrus and herbs. Cherry pie for desert. So long 2025! You were... weird... to put it mildly

Making pie dough from a new recipe... see how it goes. If it works, cherry pie. Never made or had one before... we'll see

This is George Glass. He is Midge’s very real boyfriend, and the ambassador to Japan (google it), and not just a picture of a corgi on the dog food bag that she fell in love with years ago… She gets very excited and lovesick every time he comes to visit.

Mamba candy is sadly underrated.

Actually, it's exactly the duty of an artist. To take a stand through their art.

This message hits hard.

It's hard being a corgi

Why, yes... I am handsome

If you're on the wrong side of Sulu, you're in the wrong.

Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers

Freight trains. Box cars. Stuff them full. And then a quick selection when they arrive at the detention facility to identify those capable of good, hard work. For additional profit, also check for gold in their teeth and smuggled currency.

Merry Christmas! Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful holiday filled with light and joy.

It's Christmas! "If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world," - J.R.R. Tolkien

If Network NEWSCASTS, and their Late Night Shows, are almost 100% Accurate about a Pathological Liar and Convicted Felon who Incited an Insurrection, tried to Steal a Fair Election and is Covering up Sex Crimes against Children, shouldn't his Disgraceful Presidency be terminated? I say, YES!

Hihihi. Here is beautiful Christmas carol for Karlfrens!

After buying it for $18.8 billion, Walgreens' new private equity owner has eliminated paid holidays for all hourly workers on Christmas and New Year's. Last year, Walgreens had a CEO-to-Worker pay gap of 410 to 1. Corporate greed that would make even Scrooge blush.

These jokes are sleighing!

We're taking tomorrow off of social media so we leave you with another bad joke. Merry Christmas friends! #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

The people that would’ve cared about the 60 Minutes CECOT story probably don’t even watch 60 Minutes anymore. 🙋🏼‍♀️ Bari Weiss is an inept, partisan, Trumper hack and she made that clear to anyone who didn’t already know that in record time. You make women look bad. Fake, free speech warrior.

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Believe the women.

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Heck yeah!

My initial report is that chocolate cake with orange frosting is wonderful 😋

Its a 6 inch chocolate cake with orange frosting. Just a little orange juice and zest in the frosting.. we'll see how it is later.

This #HumanRightsDay I am proud to be supporting Amnesty International’s efforts to support asylum seekers, immigrants, and refugees, as well as stopping the spread of dangerous authoritarian practices. Join me! amnestyusa.org/act

Its not yet 10 am and hooman wants pasta... he's the real monster

What a paper gentleman! What of his outfit @dieworkwear.bsky.social ?

Rand Paul: "This is an insane policy. It's inconsistent. It's not war. It's not the way we've ever done this. If we can blow up a boat in the ocean, what about when they get to Miami & put it in a truck? Can you shoot a grenade launcher at the truck? No! We arrest people b/c sometimes we're wrong."

"We're working with different organizations who already have a base of children visiting to open up those Toy Loan Centers and provide children-regardless of their income-access to toys." #Writtenby www.writtenby.com/guild-indust...

Good

The Borowitz Report (satire) Hegseth Orders Strike on Notorious Drug Traffickers open.substack.com/pub/borowitz... Hegseth said that, although the seven alleged NarcoTerrorists appear to be victims of a shipwreck “That’s never stopped us before”

Funny!!

Reach out to your local library to ask about upcoming health screenings. action.everylibrary.org/health_scree...

No shit